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Yes and no. Here are (the partial reasons) why I chose them:
Alolan Raichu:
Evolution of Pikachu, but in Alola.
Steelix:
Evolution of Onix. Is a Steel type.
Typhlosion:
What my starter Pokemon evolved to. Also has a regional form.
Magikarp:
Known for being weak
Metapod:
Also known for it's weakness (not in type advantages though).
Mewtwo:
Random Legendary/Mythical Pokemon I thought of.

Ok.
Alolan Raichu (Use normal Raichu if not available)
Steelix
Typhlosion (preferably Hisuian form)
Magikarp
Metapod
Mewtwo

Edit: these are not random as I play Pokemon HG, a Gen IV remake of a Gen II game.

(Yes, this is a report and not a useless message.)


I don't know what the "something really bad" you are talking about is, but maybe it's him saying *****.

Also, he said this in my DMs:



btw I don't think the person I'm quoting right now IS Lakitu/Refridge, I think it's someone with the same IP and a very similar name.

And some more inappropriate / unkind messages after this.

Another person. Registered since february, and decided to join. It should be obvious who I am referring to. Has an inappropriate username.

Hey, isn't this the same as Hazelicity's PFP?

You can already dodge the Blue Shell with a mushroom on MKPC. You just gotta time it right.

They should keep https://mkpc.malahieude.net/mapcreate.php tho.
Basically it generates minimap images for QM tracks like: don't steal this bc this is my track
I agree that QM is not the best, but... still tho, MKPC should still have QM for people who don't have time to make CM tracks.



This is a problem and often causes 1v1s to disintegrate into 1 player rooms.

Also, high vr players (like me and you) often lose more vr than they gain in these kinds of rooms.


So yeah, the first suggestion is fine, but shouldn't be implemented.
The second suggestion is great.

Before I forget:
A comments section in the forum for off-topic messages. They function the same way as comments on news and tracks. Also maybe redesign the follow button to account for forum messages and comments. Comments do not add to your message count.

Season 2 Episode 2.1

Swords-Dance-Defensive-Double-Dating

Outside the collapsed cave...
Kiara: Hey, where's Nerissa?
IRyS: ... I dunno. She was muttering about... "FireRed," "Volt Tackle," "Pikachu..." Speaking of which, I noticed that her Umbreon has blue rings, but other peoples' always had yellow rings.
???: *from within the cave* What the--
Ollie: WHO WAS THAT?! Goodra, use Iron Head!
???: *from within the cave* Uh oh, uhh... have Riolu use Swords Dance into a powered-up Aura Sphere! Wait, no, Aura Sphere is a-- *phone hangs up*
???: *from within the cave* Riolu! Use Swords Dance!
Ollie: Almost there! Another Iron Head and--
(The wall cracks open.)
Ollie: !!! Someone's there! Goodra, use your Pulse moves!
???: Riolu! Use Aura Sphere, a.k.a. Hadodan!
???: Starfield! Use Starstorm!
Ollie: *gasp!* Goodra! Use Shelter!
Shelter had no effect, as both Aura Sphere and Starstorm are special.
???: Hey! *uses Blaze Kick on Ollie, along with Riolu* Why do you want to kill us, anyway?!?
Kiara: WHO THE HECK ARE YOU?!?
Opulent: I'm Opulent (Crafty Mystic Folloreht.) Why the overreaction?
Kiara: It was Ollie. She--
OCM: Just a side note, I had to check KFP's profile to determine the characters' genders because it wasn't specified in his/her submission. Do that last line again, thank you.
Kiara: It was Ollie. She's kinda uncontrollable at times...
Phanto: I'm Phanto.
Kiara: I'm Kiara.
Ollie: I'm Ollie.
IRyS: HiRyS, I'm IRyS!
... ...
Miko: I'm Miko(chi-senpai).
Luna: Hi, I'm Luna(tan)!
IRyS: By the way, have you seen Nerissa? She has an Umbreon.
Opal & Phanto: Yes.
(They explain what happened.)
Kiara: Uh oh, we've got to save Nerissa! Let's go, Volcarona!
IRyS: Oh, and what was that voice we heard?
Opulent: It was Nommanic, (my younger brother.)
Phanto: Here, *calls Nommanic.*

(Back in Japanifornia...)
Nommanic: Another call. *answers*
Opulent: Hey! We just met some other people!
Nommanic: That's cool. Who?
Opulent: Kiara, Ollie, IRyS, Miko, and Luna. Oh, by the way, why did you react when they mentioned Nerissa's Umbreon has blue rings?
Nommanic: ... ... That Umbreon is shiny.
Nerissa's
Umbreon
Is
A
Shiny?!
Nommanic: It's not that rare. I have a shiny boxed Eevee myself. By the way, what moves did Riolu know?
Opulent: Aura Sphere, Swords Dance, Meteor Mash, and Blaze Kick.
Nommanic: Meteor Mash? Isn't that Metagross's signature move? Wait, no, Lucario learns Meteor Mash, and its one of Riolu's egg moves... WAIT DID YOU SAY BLAZE KICK? That's Blaziken's signature move!
Kiara: Anyways, we're on a mission to find Nerissa! Any ideas?
Opulent: Wait, let me explain.
(She explains everything that happened.)

Episode 2.2

Dual Destinies

Nommanic: ... ... (A Rhyperior... Ground type. So is Groudon... ... ... It's likely Groudon's true origin is... the nether. The nether is dangerous... withers, blazes, piglins... nothing too dangerous though. I'm also probably gonna go to the nether sometime as well...)
Opulent: Hello?
Nommanic: ... I'm thinking! (As for them... well, it's not THAT dangerous, as long as they don't fall into the lava. And traveling is easier in the nether... I could reunite with...) Do you know what the nether is?
Phanto: Yes, but it's--
Nommanic: I have a plan. I think TDL (The Dark Lord) will go after Groudon, considering that her signature Pokemon is Rhyperior. So of course, we will try to stop her.
Phanto: What? But the nether--
Nommanic: Remember, you have Pokemon by your side.
Phanto: ...
Nommanic: Isn't traveling in the nether 8 times... hey, have you heard about ice boat racing?
Phanto: They built that in the nether?
Nommanic: Yeah. Most people don't know about it since they aren't familiar with the nether. Does... this sound good to you?
Opulent: Yeah...
Phanto: I guess...
Kiara: Yeah.
Ollie: Yeah!
IRyS: I guess...
Miko: Okay...
Luna: Sounds good...
Nommanic: Good. *hangs up* Jay, T, Marcelo!
Jay: What?
Nommanic: We're going to the nether.
Marcelo: What?! But--
Nommanic: It's not that dangerous. Anyways, where is MKPC University...?
Jay: Wait, what?
Nommanic: Alright guys. Hold hands. Gramarye, Teleport!
(They teleport to MKPC University.)
Joshy: Hey, it's Nommanic, Yoshi!
Yoshi: What, you... fine. Hey Nommanic! Get yo ass on somewhere, bro!
Nommanic: Pichuraika, use Kill Child Thunder.
(A bolt strikes both Joshy and Yoshi.)
Nommanic: Remember, this isn't Jay's fanfic anymore! Which means I get to use my Pokemon to defend myself! Anyways. I think the portal is right... there.
(Nommanic and the others run to the portal.)
Nommanic: Kaingnitic, use Ember!
(The nether portal lights up.)
Jay: Nommanic, you are 100% sure that this is safe, right?
Nommanic: Positive! Let's go! First stop, Yoshi's Island!
Jay: What? Why?
Nommanic: You'll see.
(All enter the portal.)

Season 2
   Episodes 2
       Swords-Dance-Defensive-Double-Dating-Dual-Destinies
           THE END

...to be continued...

Season 3 Episode 1.1

The start of an adventure

(At home...)
Kevin: *looks out window* Why... are there leaves floating in the air?
Marcelo: I dunno. Hey, we should investigate! I'm also kinda bored...
(The two go outside.)
Refridge: Hey, where did they go?
(He goes outside.)
Nommanic: Hey, where did Refridge go?
(One by one, they all go outside.)
Marcelo: Hey, I have an idea! We should try to have an adventure ourselves!
All: Okay...
Marcelo: Here, some axes.
(All grab axes.)
GamerGuy: Should we collect wood?
Nommanic: Why?
GamerGuy: I learned Minceraft from watching Phanto.
(All collect wood with the axes.)
Kevin: I think I also got a thing or two from Phanto. We make a pickaxe, then get stone, then...
(Kevin explains everything he remembers about Minceraft.)
Nommanic: ...(So, if there some logs were missing, then that means somewhen else...!) Wait, why are my internal thoughts projected to the viewers?
Jay: I dunno. Maybe because @OCM has decided to make you the protagonist in another fanfic of his that will not take community characters, and because 1). You are based off a fictional detective who uses logic and 2). Your favorite Mario character is Luigi, who can use Luigi Logic. Though I'm pretty sure someone else will be the protagonist in this Season. Maybe Kevin? If not, maybe Marcelo?
Nommanic: Okay...
Kevin: Stone tools ready for everyone!
(All grab da stone tools and start da strip mine. A minute later, they fall into a cave.)
Zombie: oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhh
All: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*turns and runs*
Kevin: Does anyone have any torches?!
Nommanic: I have an electric Pokemon, if that will help. *sends out Pichuraika*
Pichuraika: Rrrrrai!
Marcelo: I'll fend them off! *produces diamond sword*
(He tries to swing at a zombie, but misses horribly and gets knocked back.)
Nommanic: That's not how you use a sword! *takes sword*
Marcelo: You can't be talking! You don't even know how to use a sword, don't you!
Nommanic: That slang isn't even invented yet! It's 2015! Anyways, don't forget I was a war veteran! (And an Elite Four challenger!)
Marcelo: Prove it!
(Nommanic doesn't say anything and instead starts fighting the zombies.)
Marcelo: Well, if your gonna be--
Nommanic: That's incorrect word use!
Marcelo: Whatever! I bet that I can be a better Pokemon trainer than you!
Nommanic: Oh? Than what's your starter Pokemon?!
Marcelo: I dunno! Th-that thing! Right there! *throws the Pokeball he generated*
CONGRATULATIONS! GEODUDE WAS CAUGHT!
Marcelo: I challenge you!
Nommanic: ...
(Put on some Champion Steven Battle Music)
Marcelo: Why do I hear boss music?
Nommanic: Subtle foreshadowing lol
Youngster Marcelo wants to battle!
Marcelo sent out GEODUDE!
Ace Trainer Nommanic sent out Pichuraika!
Pichuraika used Play With Food Growl!
GEODUDE's Attack fell!
GEODUDE used Tackle!
Pichuraika used Kill Child Surf!
GEODUDE effing died fainted!
Youngster Marcelo got humiliated and lost!
Nommanic: What were you thinking?
Marcelo: At least I can beat them, right? *indicates Jay and T*
Nommanic: Well, I guess I have to tutor you guys into being Pokemon trainers...

Alright, guys. As of REAL time (2025), there are more than 1000 Pokemon, but you only need to focus on about 200. Pokemon battle to gain EXP, which helps them level up and get stronger. At they level up, they learn more, stronger moves, and might evolve. Also, their stats increase. To catch Pokemon, you throw da Pokeball at a WILD Pokemon. If you attempt to catch a trainer Pokemon, they will knock the ball away. You buy Pokeballs and other items at Pokemarts. Rest your Pokemon at Pokemon Centers or just do it at home. Your chance of catching a Pokemon depends on their level, HP, and status. When battling, make sure to use super-effective moves to deal more damage, like using Psychic moves against Ghost IN GEN ONE. This does not work in later gens. Well, that's it.

Kevin: While you were talking about Pokemon, we went and got some iron, just to let you know. And we made torches.

Marcelo: I'm feeling like training Pokemon!
Nommanic: There aren't that many of them around here. So we either have to do it less frequently or go through the--
All: ...?
Nommanic: ... nothing. (subtle foreshadowing lol)

Episode 1.2

The Great Cave Offensive

Phanto: Alright, got our pickaxes made, ready to explore a cave!
Opulent: I sure hope we don't run into any people who meet "fools dare intervene" with "extreme force" and don't evolve their Rhyhorn in the middle of a Pokemon battle and do not knock out girls to the cave wall, and thus another trainer doesn't has to use a Pokemon weak to Ground in an unsystematic way to defeat the Rhydon!
Phanto: Of course! It definitely did not happen about 19 years ago in the region south of here!
(Passerby Girl walks by.)
???: ... (Why? First that trainer I was sure for SO LONG was a woman told me I didn't care for my Pokemon, then another trainer came by and AGREED with her-- him, and told me about this kid called "FireRed," and I couldn't even climb up that Silver mountain to meet him, and my team got DESTROYED by that stupid "Volt Tackle" Pikachu! WHY?!)
Phanto: What's she saying?
Opulent: I dunno.
???: Hey! Whaddya staring at?!
Passerby Girl wants to battle!
Passerby Girl sent out Umbreon!
Opulent sent out Lizard!
???: Hey, hey, wait!
All: ...!
DarkLord: I'm the Dark Lord. So, you (Passerby Girl), would you like to join my cause?
???: ...y-yes.
DarkLord: Good. *to Opal & Phanto* Don't say a word-- you know what? *launches them into the cave.*
(Lizard continues the battle and easily defeats the Umbreon with Ember.)
Opulent: Lizard, come back!
(Lizard returns to his Pokeball.)
DarkLord: As for you two... Rhyperior, use Horn Drill Kill Child!
(Rhyperior uses Horn Drill on Opal & Phanto. Phanto dodges it, but Opulent, susprisingly, FAILS TO READ and gets hit.)
DarkLord: That's good. Rock Wrecker, and Earthquake, and we're outta here.
(The cave caves in because of Rhyperior. Phanto quickly grabs a stick, lights it through dubious means, and puts it on the ground to break the falling debris. Then he starts digging with his stone pickaxe.)
Phanto: What now?

Season 3
   Episodes 1
       THE END

...to be continued...

Season 3 Prologue

OCM: Welcome, to the Silly Adventures: Season 3!

I originally had an idea to make it partially take place in the past, but I scrapped it for... reasons.

Submissions are always open! Make sure to specify if your character is in Sinnoh, Japanifornia, or somewhere else!

Oh, and speaking of which, the character list for...

Sinnoh:
Opulent Crafty Mystic Folloreht
Phanto ???
Lizard
Phantolom
Starfield
Various other characters...

Japanifornia: (Yes, they live there):
Red
Blue
Refridge
Kevin
T
Marcelo
Nashatra
Jay
Nommanic
GamerGuy
GamerGirl
Phanto
Indianario
Navy
Stella
potter
little potter
Chris

Now, for the actual prologue...

Chris: So... uhh... hi!
All: Hi!
Chris: So, where are we going?
Nommanic: Back to Japanifornia.
Chris: What's Japanifornia?
Nommanic: From an in-universe perspective, it's the town with the '49ers, the gold rush, and Japan culture. From an out-of-universe perspective... *looks at camera* it's California.
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Phanto: Alright, so the plan is--
Opulent: Got it. So, how are you planning to cut down this tree?
Phanto: I dunno...
Opulent: Can't we just collect sticks? ... We CAN make stuff with sticks.
Phanto: ...(okay, I guess that makes sense.)
Opulent: I mean, in something like a wood pickaxe, it's a stick stuck to a bent stick, right?
Phanto: yeah...(I'm stuck. I think I should ask Nommanic through GamerGuy...)
Opulent: It's fine.
(Phanto calls GamerGuy.)
-------------------------
*riiing riing riiing*
GamerGuy: Hello? ... Hey, Nommanic, Phanto wants to ask you some stuff.
Nommanic: So. What do you want to ask?
Phanto: Where do you think is a good place to settle in Sinnoh?
Nommanic: What?
Phanto: Like, build a house?
GamerGuy: I think he's talking about Minceraft, but I'm not sure.
Nommanic: Hold up. *takes out Pokegear and starts searching* Well... first of all, where are you?
Phanto: I think we're at the easternmost part of Sinnoh...
Nommanic: That's... not exactly good.
Phanto: What do you mean?
Nommanic: The only sheep you can find in Sinnoh are Mareep, but they're at Valley Windworks, on the west side of the mountains. You'll need to get there somehow, but walking is too slow. Do you have Running Shoes? Or a Bicycle?
Opulent: No, we just got here.
Nommanic: *sighs* Well, I guess you need to sleep on the floor until they get the Mario Kart Transport system ready to go.
Phanto: Okay... wait they're building a Mario Kart Transport System?
Nommanic: Yeah, it's because of an interest to make Sinnoh more suitable for tourists. Oh, and I almost forgot! The Mareep are electric type, so make sure not to get paralyzed by their "Static" ability! If you get paralyzed... either buy a Parlyz heal at a Poke-mart or take some herbal medicine, like Salveyo weed or Heal Powder. Is that it?
Phanto: What about mining?
Nommanic: Well, there's a coal mine somewhere, but for general mining, just go to a mountain or cave. One more thing. If you need Salveyo weed, Poliwag like to eat them, and they only grow in lakes. To use the weed, boil it. You can make herbal tea from it. Try not to get poisoned or frozen. If you get poisoned, find some Remeyo weed, or just go to the nearest Poke-mart and buy an Antidote. Actually, just get some Antidotes to begin with. If you get frozen, just... thaw yourself out.

Season 3
   Prologue
       THE END

...to be continued...

Season 2 Epilogue

A Real Couple?

???: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!

Jay: Wh-what was that?!
???: I dunno. You tell me.
Jay: Wh-who are you?!?
Nommanic: Oww...
Jay: No! Noommaaaniicc!!!
Nommanic: Not... not this t-time again! No! Wh-why?!?
Jay: Wh-what's wrong?!?
Nommanic: P-p-poison!!
Jay: Poison? Wh-what did y-you mean by- -. "not again?"
Nommanic: Don't you remember?! Th--- Yoshi'sIsland! Tw-twelve years ago!
Opulent: Wha... TWELVE YEARS AGO ON YOSHI'S ISLAND?!?!?
T: Oh no... not that one...
Kevin: Uh oh...
Stella: Uh oh...
Nommanic: Wait, you were there?
Kevin: No... we just... visited...
Opulent: Visited what?
Jay: ... ... ... ...it's hard to explain. Oh, are you fine now, Nommanic?
Nommanic: Yeah... I think my body is used to this sort of poison now... after that... *sobs*
All: ...!
Jay: It's nothing serious, people, everything is fine--
GamerGuy: Wait, twelve years ago?
Jay: What? Yes--
GamerGuy: Wait... ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT--
Nommanic: What?
GamerGuy: N-n-no, it's... nothing...
Opulent: Does this mean we have TWO mysteries to solve now?
Jay: Speaking of which, our stay is almost over. I guess it's time to head back...--
Phanto: *quickly* Uhh actually, would it be fine if me and Opulent stayed here? I mean, this region, is, uhh... interesting, to say the least.
Opulent: I'm fine with that *smiles*
Nommanic: *slowly* Sure, whatever floats your boat...
GamerGuy: Uhh... I guess I'm... okay with that...?
Jay: Probably okay...GamerGuy: Hey, can I ask you something?
Phanto: Sure, what is it?
GamerGuy: This may sound a bit weird to ask but... Are you and Opulent a couple...?
Phanto: Oh... Uhhh...
GamerGuy: You.. don't need to tell me if you two are a couple I was just wondering--
Opulent: We just met each other a few weeks ago..
Phanto: So technically not..
GamerGuy: Okay-
Phanto: She does seems like a pretty good rookie Trainer for a place like this, so...
Opulent: Thanks.
GamerGuy: So uhh do we just get back on the ship?
Nashatra: I guess so...
(Everyone gets onto the ship except Opulent and Phanto)

"Bye!"

Chris: Waiit! I just got here, but everyone was gone!
OCM: Get on! You... were kinda late, but you WILL be in Season 4! Now get on!

Season 2
   Epilogue
       A Real Couple?
           THE END

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Georgie: Hi there. Didn't expect me, huh?
Opulent: *gulp!*
Phanto: Don't worry, I think this should be an easy one... go, Phantolom!
Georgie: Okay then...
Phantom: *spawns phantolom* Phantolom, get em outta my line if sight.

Phantolom: PHANTO PHANTO

Georgie: so what’s that gonna do? Like what even is it to begin wi— AHHH

Phanto: Alright, nothing to worry about anymore.

Georgie: ONE LAST BLOW!!!!

*throws explosive joy con strap*

[It's Super Effective!]

Phantom: WAIT YOUR WEAK TO EXPLOSION TYPE MOVES?!? GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE

Georgie: hehe, ive been studying your Pokémon behind the scenes HEHEHEHE

OCM: Cut! Cut! Explosion type moves DON'T EVEN EXIST IN POKEMON!! Just... uh... just continue, okay?

Phantom: uhhh what to do… WAIT! I have another pokemon that is not weak to Explosion-type moves! Starfield GO!

STRA!!!

Georgie: NOW WHAT IS THAT

Phantom: A Starfield. An electric type, moves include:

Starstorm

Star slap

Star force

And moonrock


Specifically affective most on Fire type, Explosion type, and water type, weak to ghost type, and sense your using Explosion moves, the guy who’s writing the script (@PhantomMC) sees you as explosion type, your particularly weak to Starfield.

OCM: Yeah, since this is MY fanfiction, I can make up Pokemon types on the go. In this case, you make them up and I accepted them...

Starfield: STRA!!!

Georgie: wait all this is scripted?

Phantom: …yeah… dont ask how i know though…

Georgie: well Uhhhh, guess ill fight this dumb Pokémon.

OCM: It's doubles? I'll join georgie's side.

Phanto: What?

OCM: It's just scripted, right? Nothing wrong with that.

Opulent: I guess so...

OCM: Go, Aerodactyl! Double Edge 'em!

Phanto: Starstorm!

TO BE CONTINUED

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Season 1 Episode 12

Pirates!

Note: The video should say: "Cross Examination ~ Allegro 2013 - Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney: Dual Destinies OST Extended." If it doesn't, tell me and I'll fix it! Or I'll check it myself on a DIFFERENT computer and fix it on THIS computer. (It's complicated.)

Edit: Yes it worked!

Nommanic: Blue?! What are YOU doing here?!
Blue: It's... hard to explain! This cliffside is being attacked by pirates and we need to defend it! Come here!
(They all climb up a ladder.)
Blue: I'll try to explain everything as briefly as possible!
Music:

   The Pro Karters are attacking this island on a pirate ship! We need to kill them by destroying their respawns with either an axe, hand, or explosive! After that, we kill them! We each get our own kit to do so! Red, Green, and Yellow are here already! You can't swim or else you die, and you can't run away or you get the Coward's Curse! If you die, you respawn if you can. You gradually regain the items you use! I'm the Captain! Red's kit is the Hawk, Green's is the Bomber, and Yellow's is the medic! I can program / hack new kits for you!

   Okay, first... Refridge! You have cryokinesis, so I'm gonna program an Iceball kit... done! Next! Kevin! You can swim, right? Okay, now you can... you have a sword, a bow, and infinite explosives. Next, Marcelo! You can spawn VG weapons, so... full Moonstone armour and tools, a lot of everything... Next, T! Uhh... I dunno. Upgrade to full iron and diamond tools, I guess...? Next, Nashatra! You like Forsaken, right? Err... a Moonstone sword, a Speed Potion, an Invisibility Potion... Next, Jay! You're a bagger, so you rely mainly on items... done! Next, Opulent! Fireball kit! Next, Nommanic... I'll just reuse the Chemist kit (potions) and add some stuff... Done! Next, GamerGuy! Okay, mostly just Electric ball... oh, and a Gun! Okay, I'll give you my favorite gun which just so happens to be a sniper-- Next, GamerGirl! Well, this time a fire BEAM and a crystal... Next, Phanto! You like Minceraft [sic], full diamond for you... Next, Indianario... Slipper Sword and compass, I guess. Next, Navy... *sigh* you don't have any special powers, whatever, full iron, diamond tools... Next, Stella... Lightning, healing, sword, bow... Next, potter, an admin, I guess super OP tools and armour? Finally littlepottar, I dunno...

KABOOM

Blue: Oh shoot! Okay, let's so what you can do! *runs*

Kevin: Alright! *jumps in to the water*
(Stella follows.)
Stella: You sure about this?
Kevin: Positive. First we try to destroy the hull, then we infiltrate when they get there.

(Meanwhile...)
GamerGuy: *stacking up* ...this way, we can snipe them if they try to destory the spawns.
GamerGirl: Okay...
Phanto: *from below* Me, Opulent, and Refridge are gonna guard this place, while the others are bridging...
Opulent: Ow! Poison!
Phanto: What?
Opulent: Someone with poison arrows just sniped me!
GamerGuy: *from above* I'll get them... *bang of gun* Yes!

(Everyone else except Red, Blue, Green, and Yellow are bridging.)
Nommanic: I think this is good enough! Okay, get ready, and I'll throw the knockback potion!
Navy: Are-are you sure about this- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

(On the other side, Red, Blue, Green, and Yellow are bridging.)
Blue: I think this is enough!
Green: Okay, I'll put down this explosive...
Red: Are you sure we're gonna be fine?
Blue: Of course! We have a medic AND a Captain here!
KABOOM
Pro Karter: Hey! Get them!
Pro Karter: CHAAARGE!!

Blue: Alright, put down this beacon, then prevent it from being destoryed and launch the explosives everywhere...
(Several explosives appear, then Red fireballs them so they get to other parts of the ship.)
Kevin: Okay, now!
(Kevin and Stella mine the hull of the ship and try to destroy the spawns, but--)
Pro Karter: Get them! CHAAARGE!!!!
(Kevin and Stella get overwhelmed by the Pro Karters.)

(Back at one of the spawns...)
Stella: Ow!
GamerGirl: What happened?
Stella: I think we just got swamped by them...
GamerGuy: *looking carefully* I think that distracted them, though...

(Meanwhile...)
Blue: *to Green* You got all the explosives?
Green: Uhh yeah.
(Three KABOOMs from above.)
Blue: Good job-- AAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!
Pro Karter: Take that, you--AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
(He gets fire-beamed and electric-balled by GamerGuy and GamerGirl.)
Pro Karter: Uhh...
(Blue swings his axe, then finished by stabbing the Pro Karter, who dies.)
Blue: Okay, now that that... we know where the last on is.

(Back at the cliffside...)
GamerGirl: *from above* Uhh... one... of them is here!
(Refridge freezes the offending Pro Karter, allowing Opulent to fireball him until he dies.)
GamerGuy: *from above* ...and he spawned... right there.

(On the ship...)
Blue: Okay, so get away when the explosives appear, okay?
All: Yes.
Blue: Here goes... *places another beacon*
???: What the--
Blue: Okay, just protect the beacon!
(Everyone prevents the beacon from being destroyed. Then, explosives appear and everyone runs.)
KABOOOOOMMM...!
All: Yes!
Nommanic: Okay, that's enough of that.
Blue: What?
Opulent: What?
Nommanic: Blue. I NEED to ask you something.
Blue: Okay...
Nommanic: Alright. It's just: WHAT is going on with Red, Green, and Yellow?
Blue: Huh?
Nommanic: It doesn't make sense. How come you knew about the teleporting back when we were kidnapped? What about your and Red's strange behavior when we were going to read the book? *holds up the book*
Blue: Wha--?!
Nommanic: And how did you know something when Green was destroying the city? It doesn't make sense!
(Blue dives at Nommanic and tries to steal the book. Opulent gasps.)
Nommanic: Just, WHAT is going on?!?! Just TELL ME!!!
(Blue and Nommanic start fighting.)
Blue: No! I'm NOT, NEVER telling!
Nommanic: Then! Just tell me WHY?!?!?
Opulent: *to the others* Uhh... what do you think we should do?
All: I dunno.

Season 2
   Episode 12
       Pirates!
           THE END

...to be continued...

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S2 E11
The Adventure of the Ghost House Tricks.

Music: https://objection.lol/objection/9894559

Marcelo: Yo! Everyone! Did you know there is an actual Ghost House nearby?
Everyone: What?
Marcelo: Let's go! *runs out*
Kevin: I guess we follow him.
(They go.)

Nommanic: Here we are...
(A railroad crossing gate suddenly goes up.)
(Music Start)
Everyone: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!
Marcelo: Run!
Opulent: *stopping him* No. You were the one that brought us here. You're not supposed to run, not now!
Marcelo: ...rrriiiggghhhttt...
(A guitar suddenly plays.)
T: WHAT WAS THAT?!?
Indianario: It seems safe, though...
*bang*
Indianario: YYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
(He falls to the floor.)
Marcelo: What. Just. Happened.
Refridge: I think he died.
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(The group enters the house.)
Nommanic: Here we are...
(A railroad crossing gate suddenly goes up.)
Everyone: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!
Marcelo: Run!
Opulent: *stopping him* No. You were the one that brought us here. You're not supposed to run, not now!
Marcelo: ...rrriiiggghhhttt...
(A guitar suddenly plays.)
T: WHAT WAS THAT?!?
(The crossing gate goes down.)
Indianario: It seems safe, though.
*bang*
Indianario: That was a close call!
(Opulent quickly burns the pistol.)
Opulent: Whew.
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Indianario: Huh? Am I dead?
Nommanic: Huh? What just happened?
Jay: No, you're not dead. ...
Nommanic: He got shot, though.
Marcelo: Didn't we enter this house twice?
Everyone: ?????
(Music Change)
Phantolom: Phan-Phantooo?!?
Phanto: Huh? What's going on? Phantolom?
(Phanto follows Phantolom.)
Indianario: Like, what's going on?
Nommanic: I dunno...
Marcelo: Hey, speaking of which, it's been a while since @OCM wrote any new episodes for this fanfic, right?
Nommanic: Yeah... this is my new colour, by the way.
Marcelo: Yeah, I got a lot more famous during that time.
Refridge: Should we follow him up?
All: Yeah.
(They go.)
potter: heyguys,ijustfoundthishouse.wassup?
Kevin: Hi, I guess...?
(littlepotter flies in.)
littlepotter: daddydaddywhoarethey?
Nashatra: Great. Everyone time someone joins our party we have to introduce ourselves!
(They introduce themselves.)
???: Having a good time?
Nommanic: Wh-who are you?!
???: I'm not telling! 'Cuz that'll spoil Season 5!
GamerGuy: Wha-- @OCM IS PLANNING SEASON 5?!?
???: Yeah. He has the basic plot already in mind for Season 7. Just a little hint: the protagonist is someone I'm related to. That's all.
Nommanic: Okay. Now WHY did you have to appear 3 Seasons before your debut?
???: I've already debuted. Or rather, I WILL in 12 years, when you're 25 years old... exceptions include Kevin and Stella, who aged only a few years, potter, who will be 31, and littlepotter, who will be 1.
Opulent: Huh. Then I will call you in to be my--
???: Don't spoil it!!
Opulent: Won't your--
???: DON'T SPOIL IT!!
Kevin, Stella, GamerGuy, GamerGirl, Nommanic, Opulent, potter, and littlepotter: THIS IS--
???: I SAID, DON'T SPOIL IT!
All: Fine. Whatever.
???: Well, come to this place.
???: Hey! When will I get to talk to them?!
Opulent: What, and you expect me to greet you with open arms before you will--
???: DON'T GIVE ANY SPOILERS!!!
Nashatra: Okay, there's ALSO the kind of guy that LIKES spoilers! Georgie!

???: Okay, now that that's finished,
Navy: When do I get in the fanfic?!
Nommanic: Oops. Hey, what about that hearth? *points*
Jay: That's a fireplace.
Nommanic: No, it's a hearth.
Jay: So? What's the difference? You need to stop judging things based on narrow-minded cultural assumptions!
Nommanic: (Why do I feel like we have had this same conversation before?--)
Opulent: This conversation was said before, almost exactly the same, on Season 2 Episode 5.
GamerGirl: Hey, is it just me or did are you wearing an earring?
Opulent: Oh, this? Stella helped me carve it from a piece of moon rock we found when we were kidnapped. It's shaped like a violin.
Indianario: Where's Phanto?--
Phanto: *from the roof* A Gh-GHOST!!
(Music Change)

   Everyone immediately rushes to the roof, where they see a Ghost.

   "Can't you use Phantolom to fight back?!?" Nommanic shouts.

   "That's the problem! It's too high level!" Phanto replied.

   "Then we just have to run!"

   And they did run. They ran down the stairs to the second floor.

   "Are we-- noooooooooooooo!" The ghost entered the room. Everyone ran down another flight of stairs.

   "Let's get out the front door!" Marcelo shouts. But it was stuck.

   "Then we have to get out through the other door!" Indianario replies.

   The group runs into the other door, into a large hall.

   "My compass finds a bomb that's about to explode!" Indianario shouts at the top of his lungs.

   Everyone immediately runs to the exit at the opposite side of the room. To get there, they have to run up a short flight of stairs, which Opulent tripped on, falling backwards instead of forwards, because this room uses Anime logic, not real-life logic.

   KABOOM!

   "M-Made it!"

   "Just barely!"

   Everyone was celebrating, but Phanto suddenly decided to run back in the burning hall.

   "Wait, what are you doing?!"

   Phanto, inside the building, jumped in front of a piece of rubble that was going to hit Opulent, sustaining a cut to the face as a result.

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(Music Change)
GamerGuy: *Shaking Phanto* Wake up! Wake up!
Phanto: *regaining consiousness* ... oh hi gamerguy... *collapses*
GamerGuy: Wake up! The Ghost is approaching!
Jay: Okay, how about I just use my bullet bill?
(He uses it.)
Jay: Wait I can't control it at all! Noooooo!!!! We're gonna crash!!!!
Opulent: Okay, everyone's here... wait where's my bag?
All: ...?
Opulent: The bag the Moon Stone was kept in.
Nommanic: WHaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt?!?!?!?!_No!
GamerGuy: Wait, remember what she said earlier?
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Stella helped me carve it from a piece of moon rock we found when we were kidnapped.
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Nommanic: Wait, so you mean-
(The bullet bill crashes into a hillside.)
Blue: *from above* What was that?!

Season 2
   Episode 11
       The Adventure of the Ghost House Tricks
           THE END

...to be continued...

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Anyways! I present:
S2 E10
The Original Adventures

(This is more like a background basis than an actual story.)

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Nashatra: Uhh what just happened?
Red: ...
Blue: ...
Opulent: ...I think I have an idea...
Everyone else: An idea?!
Opulent: I'm not sure though. Hold up... *rummages around the room* Found It!!
Red: Gimme that book!
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Opulent: ...alright. Time to-
(Red lounges at Opulent and tries to grab the book. Unfortunately, Opulent manages to hold on and spawns a fireball in retaliation. The hotel room turns into a battle of Red & Blue vs. everyone else.)
???: Uhh hey I heard some noise what are you doing?
(Music Start)
Jay: It's Gamer Guy!!
GamerGuy: So, what did I miss?
Nommanic: Not much. By the way, this is Stella, and this is Indianario.
Stella: Hi!!
GamerGirl: Hi
Indianario: Hii!!
GamerGuy: Hi!
(Red takes advantage of their distraction be lounging again, taking the book, and flying out the window.)
Everyone but Blue and Opulent: She can FLY?!?
Opulent: Dddaaarrrnnn iiittt!!! I guess I'll just have to dictate it from memory, I guess.
Jay: But first, let's celebrate GamerGuy's arrival!
Everyone: Hurray! (for Jay!)
(They head for the Mario Kart Stadium.)
Nommanic: ...(darn. The Pro Karters are here.)
Jay: Alright, you know the deal. (but I didn't expect this to be serious.)
Pro Karter #1: C'mon, now. Winner takes all. What do you say?
Everyone on the team except T: I ACCEPT!!
Leader: You WILL regret it...
(Music Change)
Lakitu: Alright, let's start with our special Mt. Moon Raceway! 3 2 1 GO!
(Everyone gets a perfect rocket start.)
Leader: Ha ha ha... Horn Drill!
Nommanic: Dodge it!
(All four dodge it.)
Leader: It's not over yet! Earthquake and Explosion, just like planned!
Lakitu: No! That is not allowed! Stop it!
Pro Karter #3: Sorry, Lakitu... Thunder!
(Lakitu falls out of the cloud.)
Team None: SERIOUSLY?!?
Pro Karter #3: Ha ha ha... what do you have to say, punk?
Opulent: I've got nothing to say to you... you never listen, anyway.
(She shoots a fireball.)
Pro Karter #7: What was that?!?
Opulent: Pyrokinesis. You wouldn't know, of course. ... You're up next.
(Diamond and Pearl come out from the Dry Bomber.)
Everyone else: Wha- WHAAAT?!?
Opulent: ...(Hurry up. They'll distract them.)
(Everyone clambers onto the Banisher.)
(Meanwhile...)
Pro Karter #4: What are you gonna do? Punch me? You can't- AAARGH!! That slap was- WAAAARGH!!
Leader: Get her- YAAAAARGH!!!
Pearl: I'll never forgive you for being so rude to Opulent! *continues slapping*
Pro Karter #2: WAAH!! YAAAARGH!! OOOOF!!
(While the Pro Karters are distracted, Team None finishes the 3 laps.)
Pro Karters: Wha- NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOoooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Opulent: ...and our first job complete. Alright, now I'll try to dictate it from memory...
(They head back to the hotel.)
(Music Change)
Opulent: ...well. This information may be inaccurate, but...
Refridge: *holding up a book* Hey, isn't this the book?
Opulent: Yes! Okay, here goes...
Silly Adventures
1 million pages long
By: Silly Silly
By: Blue + Red
Opulent: I'm gonna skip over some parts you don't need...
CHAPTER 1
Once upon a time Yellow gave Green $100 then Green ate it. Then White told Yellow. then Yellow came to punch everybody. Then Covid 19 started because of that silly stuff. Then World war 1 started. Then Green came to save the day! Then the war ended!
CHAPTER 2
The time turner
Then Blue had an idea! He used an [illegible] time-travel to 1866. He calculated the probability using a quantum computer, built from directions from [smeared with ink] by [smeared with ink] However, a [illegible] silght mis[illegible] caused [illegible] 20,000 [smeared with ink] Then Yellow steeped[sic] in  ano[sic] Blue punched her. [various notes on the side] Then World War 2 started.
[horrible anime drawing of a orange-haired sad girl with large eyes]
From: evil Blue He-He[sic]
Okay, back to the story. [smeared with paint] never struck up [illegible] and [smeared with paint] started fighting in the [smeared with ink] was very drunk from the [smeared with paint] He then punched [illegible] Then [illegible]
Chapter 3
The advent[illegible] of the [illegible and smeared with paint]
With [smeared with paint] [illegible]
Blue's POV:
I called [smeared with paint] I got [illegible]
Chapter 4
The cursed helmet
After that, I [illegible] We then went [illegible] [smeared with paint]sappeared, but nobody noticed. I [illegible] [smeared with paint]
Chapter 5
Recalled to Light
[illegible] She [illegible] it. The helmet. The same one, [smeared with paint] I fought [smeared with paint] off while [smeared with paint] [illegible]
Chapter 6
[smeared with paint]
We celebrated. Then we decided to find [smeared with paint]
Red's POV:
Sorry, back to my story. Then Blue shoted[sic] Kim Jong[sic] from [The] North Korea. [The] Kin Jong's daughter attacked all USA.[sic]
Yellow POV:
Sorry, Sorry. Silly, Silly, Silly [smeared with paint] He He He He He He. Mwa Mwa Mua We are always evil. to Evil [smeared with paint]
Red's POV:
Sorry for interuptions.[sic] So then everybody had to escape USA. But Kim Jong punched Joe Biden.
Chapter 7
Then  Kim Jong enslaved Joe Biden. And He told everybody, "you will all follow my evil rules. Ha Ha ![sic] Then [blacked out] killed Kim Jong the[sic] [smeared with paint] became the president. Then [smeared out] told everybody to buy her 1,000,000 [smeared with paint]
[crossed out]'s POV
So they arent[sic] misnsd[sic] they went a lil shope spre[sic] [illegible] beba and toys. Then they stole all the Kuromis.
Green's POV:
[smeared with ink]
Red's POV:
Then Blue killed tlice[sic] Red and Red survived.
[crossed out: Chapter 8 WWV]
Yellow POV
I will call [illegible] and will give them a AK-47 to kill Kim Jong Un then I [illegible] then [smeared with paint] [illegible] me! that is when world war 3 happened, than[sic] I won the battle but I will revive [smeared with paint and illegible] helped me! I gave everyone who [smeared with paint] then, I got the [smeared with a lot of paint] Since Red wants to learn [smeared with ink] I would like to [smeared with paint]
Red's POV:
Now, next part. Then Blue came to Yellow and to her[sic] a secret. Blue sayd don't tell Green. So he said [smeared with paint]
Chapter 8
Then Kim Jong revived. Then... Long story short.
Chapter 9
Then he had to enslavedeverybody.[sic] Then everybody decided to fight. Then World War 4 started. Then they won!
Chapter 10
The end
Blue aet[sic] shocked when [smeared with paint]
Chapter 11
[smeared with paint]
Chapter 12
[smeared with a lot of paint]
Chapter [illegible]
[smeared with paint]
Chapter 14
[smeared with a lot of paint]
Chapter 15
Cookin' time
[smeared with paint]
Chapter 16
BOOM!
At 13-13-1313 13: 13:13 Everybody's nead[sic] was teleported into a teliot[sic]. Then the Teliots[sic] exploded.
[three blank pages]
Opulent: ...that's it.
GamerGuy: Uhh why is most of it blacked out?
Opulent: I dunno. Probably Red didn't want us to read it?
Nommanic: Or Blue.
Phanto: That's right... where did Blue go?
Nashatra: You forgot to watch him?
Stella: I don't think he'll be returning soon...
Jay: Uhh... what are we doing now?
Nommanic, Nashatra, Kevin, Stella, GamerGuy, GamerGirl, Opulent, and Phanto: I dunno.

...to be continued...

Season 2
   Episode 10
       The Original Adventures
           THE END

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S2 E9

'Nappin'
You know the deal: https://objection.lol/objection/8585473

Nashatra: *wakes up* Huh? Where is everybody? *notices receiver* And what is that thing?
(She picks it up.)
Nashatra: Hello? Anybody there?!
Receiver: ...heh heh heh... quite the early bird, aren't you?
Nashatra: Wh-Who are you?!?

(Music Start)

Receiver: ...notice anything different? ...heh heh heh...
Nashatra: Um. Yeah... everybody's gone, for instance.
Receiver: So you noticed. Good job, little girlie.
Nashatra: Hey! I'm no little girlie!!
Receiver: Don't worry, it will all be over soon...
Nashatra: ...
Receiver: Now, have you realized WHY everyone is gone?
Nashatra: ...w-H-Wh--wh-h-WH-h-Why?
Receiver: Guess.
Nashatra: Wh-wwaaait....  you a d.. on't- mmean  --
Receiver: I kidnapped them, of course. That hotel's security runs no better than a Metapod in molasses! Twenty kilograms -- I mean grams -- of gunpowder does the job.
Nashatra: ...W-wait a m-moment... that door is... g-gone!
Receiver: Indeed it is.
Nashatra: Wh-WHAT DO YOU WANT?!?
Receiver: Nothing much. Just for us to win the next Grand Prix. You're nothing but a useless hunk of discarded trash.
Nashatra: How dare you!
Receiver: Don't worry. We didn't go closer than a meter.
Nashatra: Thank good-
Receiver: -but that means they'll die of starvation.
Nashatra: WH-WH-Wh-wh-wh-WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTT?!? You... you infernal cheaters wh-who will stop at nothing... WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?!?
Receiver: ...
Nashatra: Goodness. Now what am I supposed to do?
(Music Change)

(Meanwhile...)
(Everyone is chained to the wood wall.)
Kevin: Uurgh! What do we do now?!
Nommanic: Break these chains, of course.
Phanto: I wonder how they are doing there...
(He presses his ear to the wall.)
???: My! These Pokemon are quite the defiant- AAAARGH!!
Nommanic: *smiling* Good to know that they are struggling.
Phantolom: Phan TOOOO!!
(Phantolom teleports to the prisoners' side.)
Phanto: Nice! Now hopefully he can unlock these chains...
(Phantolom fails to break the chains.)
Phantolom: Phanto...
Phanto: Great. Now what are we supposed to do? ...WAAARGH! FIRE!!
(The wall behind them starts to burn.)
Nommanic: Hopefully this will weaken the chains enough for us to break them.
Jay: *straining* Yes! I'm free! Now it's your turn!
(Jay breaks everyone else out of their chains.)
Jay: Mario Kart Fist-Fighting was pretty useful, eh?
Kevin: Okay, time to destroy the wall!

(Back at the hotel...)
Nashatra: ... ... ... I just remembered! Jay's phone number was... ... ...what did Opulent say again? Oh, right, that. It's... ... 225-514-2524! *slips hand into pocket* Huh?!? It's not there!
*riiing riiing riiing*
Nashatra: The hotel phone? *picks it up* Hello? Nashatra here! ... Opulent?! Why are you calling? ... Wait, they stole my phone too? ... Okay. You guys are safe, right? ... It's fine. You said a white egg-like bird? ... Edgeyworthy?! What kind of nickname is that? ... Okay, I'll be on the lookout. Anything else? ... Ah so Jay will use HIS cell phone to call ... Wait, a Pokegear? ... Oh. So what's your number? ... So it requires physical contact ... Okay got it! *hangs up* Now I just have to wait ... ... and wait ... ... and wait ... ... and wait...
(Music Change)

(Meanwhile...)
Jay: Well, what do we have here?
Stella: No Pro Karters in sight...
Refridge: ...so this is what they stole...
(Everyone picks up their stuff.)
Jay: *picks up a phone* Huh? This isn't my cell phone!
Refridge: ... ...Wait! Can it be Nashatra's?
Nommanic: ... I'm guessing they took it to prevent her from contacting us...
Kevin: I have an idea! Let's call our room's phone!
Opulent: ... ... Let's try... 251-HSI-NNOH.
*riing riing riing*
Opulent: ... Hi there, It's Opulent. ... Well, actually, they stole your phone too and locked us up. ... Yeah, they did.
(...)
Stella: Don't worry; we are safe.
Nommanic: I'm sending one of my Pokemon. It looks like a white egg-like bird and is holding your cell phone... I took a photo to show you where we are. Hope you don't mind. ... Yeah, his nickname is Edgeyworthy. ... Don't judge. Make sure to look for him, okay?
(...)
Jay: One more thing. I'll be using MY cell phone to call you if anything happens.
(...)
Nommanic: I can also call using my Pokegear. ... Yes, a Pokegear. ... No, when a Pokegear touches a different personal contact technology, it registers it into its list. ... Yeah, that's what I meant. I already registered it. ... ...
Okay, what do we do now?
Kevin: I
Indianario: have
Jay: no
Refridge: clue
Marcelo: at
Stella: all!
Leader: *bursting in* Everyone! We have a situation here! Come over at once!
(Music Change)

(Back at the hotel...)
Nashatra: *standing up* Oh! It's... Edgeyworthy, right?
Edgeyworthy: Toge Togi!
Nashatra: Lets see... here's my phone, thank you. ... Wait... they didn't say where they put the data... oh. It's in the photos... Thanks a lot! Okay then... time to find them!

(Back at the ???)

Leader: Catch them!
Phantolom: Phantooo!
Silver: Horn Drill!
Phanto: Whirlpool! And Sonic Boom!
Nommanic: Eruption!
Jay: Withdraw! Smash them!
Opulent: Bite and Ember!
T: (Skull Bash!)
Leader: Cease this madness! If you don't... they die.
Marcelo: Waait...
Everyone: WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING?!?
(A spotlight shines on Green, Yellow, Gold, Ruby, Sapphire, Emerald, Diamond, Pearl, and Platinum, who are chained to a metal wall.)
Nommanic: That knife you're holding can't kill if aimlessly thrown.
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Nashatra: *running in* Hello everybody! How......
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(Music Change)
Green: ... *smirks*
Leader: ...!
(All the chains suddenly break, and the Leader throws the knife in shock.)
Nommanic: Remember!
Everyone else: NOO
Nommanic: That
Everyone else: O
Nommanic: knife
Everyone else: OO
Nommanic: can't
Everyone else: O
Nommanic: kill if
Everyone else: OO
Nommanic: aimlessly
Everyone else: OOO
Nommanic: thrown!
Everyone else: O!!
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*ping*
Leader: ...! *types furiously on his phone*
Nashatra: *looking* Oh! Looks like you gotta go GAMBLING!!!! Don't gamble in real life, kids.
Nommanic: Hey! I'm the one that's supposed to be breaking the fourth wall.
(Music Change)
Jay: Yes, but I can also break that wall. Hey, @SuperSwimmer, you listening? Note that @OCM may post some of his fanfic characters in the style of the Archipelago bio lists on SFA!
Nommanic: You're not supposed to know that!
Pro Karter #2: Yes, but keep in mind that the person who owns this fanfic is @OCM! He writes what we are doing in this forum message!
T: Yes, but why would he do that?!
Jay: T! You're supposed to be shy, not speak out like this!
Crystal: Look, have you forgotten that this is a fan fiction?!
Gold: Whaddya mean? I put YOU in my picture book "Crystal's Hunting-Crop Whip: Complicated & Tawdry!"
Red: Careful there! You might be sued for copyright infringement!
Blue: And don't expect us to help you when you get lawsuited!
Police: It's the police. Open up.
???: A major scientific break-in! Open up!
Stella: Darn! We still haven't done the teleportation Pokemon yet!
Police: It's the real police. Open up.
???: Tape players and tapes of the Super Mario Bros. Movie! Also, CDs of drawing software!
Police: It's the real police! Not some fake actor police! Open up!
Nashatra: WAIT WHAT?!?
Police: ...Nah. Just joking.
Phanto: Look, can you just wait there and do nothing until we are done with this?! Now where were we?
Leader: Teleportation. Why did HE have to send a forum message now?
(Music Change)
Pro Karter #2: Remember, focus!
Leader: Right...
Silver: Horn Drill! Huh?!
(Phantolom disappears.)
Phanto: Whirlpool!
Nommanic: Flamethrower!
(The battle continues for 2 minutes and 52 seconds.)
Police: It's the police. Open up.
Leader: Dddaaarrrnnn   iiittt!!!
Policeman: You are arrested on suspicion of kidnapping.
(The Pro Karters are taken back into custody.)

Jay: What now?
(They watch two random people playing chess.)
???: Well, you've got no place to go. I'll tell you what your problem is. You broght our your queen too fast.
Nommanic: ...true enough...
???: What do you think? She's one of these feminists looking to get out of the house? No, the Queen is old-fashioned. Likes to stay home. Cook. Take care of her man. Make sure he feels good.
Opulent: ...
Stella: ...
Nashatra: ...
Red: ...
Nommanic: Unfortunately, you are quite incorrect. Having never studied chess terminology, you never know that the Queen used to be called the Minister. Historians believe that this shift was caused by several powerful queens, like... (Darn it! I forgot their names!)
???: *moving a piece* Checkmate.
(The person with the black text groans, then packs up the chess set and trudges off.)
Nommanic and Nashatra: For future reference, don't taunt your girlfriend while you're playing chess.
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Kevin and Stella: Watch out! You'll fall into that lake!
Nommanic and Nashatra: ...I don't think swimming in a cave pool in Sinnoh is safe...
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Blue and Red: *suddenly shocked* Wh-wh-wh-WHAAAT?!?
Nommanic and Nashatra: What was that about?
Kevin and Stella: No idea!
(They teleport back to the hotel.)
Everyone but Blue and Red: WHAT JUST HAPPENED?!?
Jay, T, Opulent, Phanto, and Nommanic: Beats me.

...to be continued...

Season 2
   Episode 9
       'Nappin'

THE END

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S2 E8

Super Swimming
https://objection.lol/objection/8389505

(One day in the hotel...)

Jay: ... Okay! 3 2 1 GO!
(Leafy uses his vines to grab the ceiling fan, pulls himself towards it, and releases Koopa.)
Koopa: Squiiiiiiirt!!
(The shell bounces around the room like a Green shell would.)
Jay: I call it...
THE BROWN SHELL
Nashatra: ...uh huh.
Jay: Alright! Time to test it! To the Stadium!
(Jay, Opulent, and T run out.)
Nommanic: Heeey! Wait uuup!

(Music Start)
(At the stadium...)
Jay: Oh hey Kevin whaddya doing?
Kevin: I was thinking of watching you test your new "item."
Jay: Okay! Test No.1: DS Waluigi Pinball.
Lakitu: 3 2 1 GO!
(Music Change)
Jay: Okay, Test 1-1: Start.
(Koopa bounces towards T.)
Jay: ...Hmm... too weak to do any real damage.
Nommanic: How about spinning it?
Jay: I think I have a different idea.
(He launches the shell like before, but Koopa fires water to change his trajectory. The shell hits Nommanic{'s kart})
Jay: Score!
(They keep on testing... THE BROWN SHELL)
Kevin: *standing up* Oh hey since when did YOU get here?
Stella: Just came. By the way-
(A Pro Karter bangs open the door.)
Pro Karter #10: I was told to tell you all to come to the Cave! *leaves*
(A different Pro Karter comes in.)
Pro Karter #3: We'll see who are the REAL pros. *leaves*
Red: *entering* Okay guys time to go (to the cave)!
(Everyone goes.)
(Music Change)
Marcelo: So, who is Stella anyway?
Kevin: Well... okay, it's a long story. You ready for this?
Everyone else: Yes!
Kevin: ...nevermind. We're almost at the cave. It's called... the Archipelago.
Phanto: Right! Here we are at the cave!
???: *panting* Can... Can I join?!
Red: ... ...fine. Who are you?
Indianario: My name... is Indianario. And, I have a Slipper Sword and Multiversal Compass. Here, let me show you.
(He uses the Slsiwpopredr on a sign.)
Nashatra: Umm... so every time you use it more slippers appear?
Indianario: Yes. And as for the Compass...
(The Compass screen shows a 3D Projection.)
Stella: That's... cool.
Red: Alright! Let's enter!
(They enter.)
Pro Karter #3: Hello, everyone! Your first challenge is to get to the opposite side! Which is quite impossible for anyone but us.
Stella: Hmph.
Nommanic: Hmph.
Opulent: Hmph.
Jay: Hmph.
Indianario: Hmph.
Kevin: Hmph.
Kevin: Okay, here's my E.A., Omni!
Stella: ...and this is my E.A., Lightning!
Nommanic: Okay. I think we should first demonstrate our abilities.
Kevin: This is one of our Star Arrows.
(The arrow emits some light.)
Kevin: ...and this is my Elemental Ally, Omni.
Nashatra: Uhh... this one has ALL the Elements?
(Kevin nods.)
Indianario: This compass... uses radar (and sonar).
Nommanic: Hmm... How do you like Aurora Beam?
(A rainbow beam flies through the air.)
Nommanic: ...and Fire and Electric attacks too.
Opulent: Lizard doesn't look too happy here...
(The Charmander nicknamed Lizard's tail has a fire that spreads some light.)
Phanto: This is Phantolom, a Ghost Pokemon.
Phantolom: Phantooo!
Stella: This is Lightning... and this is my Star Blade (...though I prefer using a Bow and Arrow.)
Red: Okay, let's start now!
(Music Change)
Nommanic: Just how high are the walls anyway?
Phantolom: *rising* ... ... Phaaantooooo!!!
Phanto: About that high.
Nommanic: Hmm... one by one, we go up there.
(Edgeyworthy flies everyone up, one by one.)
Nommanic: ...now we produce as much light as possible.
(Quite a lot of light is produced.)
Kevin: ...there's the other side!
(Everyone goes there.)
Pro Karter #4: Whaaa- WHAAAAAT?!?
Pro Karter #3: Noo... We can't be outwitted by these novice bimbos...!
Nommanic: *sighs* Young people these days simply don't know how to respect their elders.
Pro Karter #3: *quickly* Why you! You're even younger than me, you hypocrite!
Nommanic: Well, what's the next challenge?
Pro Karter #1: It's swimming.
Nommanic and Nashatra: *simultaneously* I don't think swimming in a cave pool in Sinnoh is safe...
Stella and Kevin: *simultaneously* Yay! I love swimming!
Jay and Opulent: *simultaneously* Can we use karts?
Blue and Red: *simultaneously* Wait a minute! What are THEY doing here?
Silver and Crystal: *simultaneously* Hmph. And what are you doing with a fool like him?
Phanto and Indianario: *simultaneously* Hey! I'm no fool!
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Silver: Are you to contradict me? You will regret it! Horn Drill!
(Both dodge it.)
Phanto: ...! Phantom Wave!
Silver: Waargh!
Leader: No matter! I have an infinite supply of Rhyperior...
Nommanic: Don't be so sure, you evil trainer! Surf!
Leader: Waargh! NOOO!!
Phanto: Whirlpool!
(All the Rhyperior get whirled to the whirlpool.)
Phanto: Supersonic!
Leader: Hmph. I still have plenty more.
Nommanic: ...not for long!
Phanto: Dark Blast! And Whirlpool again!
Nommanic: Finish this with Explosion!
KABOOM!!
Leader: Not even close.
Georgie: You're not winning this time!
(Georgie dives in and knocks out Nommanic.)
Phanto: No!
Kevin: ...Well.
Georgie: Whaddya gonna do? Punch me? Pathetic.
Kevin: Hmph. Hit 1! *swings sword*
(A blast of grass engulfs Georgie.)
Kevin: Hit 2!
(A blast of ice, with support from Refridge surrounds Georgie.)
Kevin: Hit 3!
(A blast of electricity, with support from Stella, engulfs Georgie, who faints. Stella then throws a 1-UP mushroom to Nommanic.)
Nommanic: ...how long was I out? ... Not very long, I see.
Indianario: Take this! *swings sword*
Leader: Waah! Too many SLIPPERS!
Phanto: One last Sonic Boom...
...and complete.
Silver: Noo! The rock of the gods! you still ... have ... ... it...!
Marcelo: Let's get outta here.

(Music Change)
(The third trial of the Pro Karters...)
Judge: Hmm... most of the arrests were shown to be hastily done. I hereby declare a verdict of...
NOT GUILTY
Everyone: Not that again!
Phanto: You damned criminals! We'll fix you yet!

Season 2
   Episode 8
       Super Swimming
           THE END

...to be continued...

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