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The Silly Adventures: Now in Season 2

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S1 E3
Best Inn.

Red: We NEED a place to stay... RIGHT NOW!!!
Blue: Hey look! An inn called "Best inn!"
(They go to the inn.)
Georgie: Hey...!
Red: We'd like to check in for...
10 people.

Georgie: Got it! *cracks knuckles*
Nashatra: Try me, little piggie. I eat your kind for breakfast.
Georgie: I can pie hike in 5 seconds and you look like a failed mii creation also not to mention I turned a living life sized potato into mashed potato once, and it was a literal cyborg.
Nashatra: Oh, you wanna go low? I don’t wanna hear it from the pig who’s family is fuckin’ dead (…Ok, that was a pretty messed up thing to say, to be honest.).
Georgie: I have a potion, it killed my family, SO IMA INFECT YOU WITH IT *throws it at Nash*
(All the potion does is drench Nashatra’s clothes with the watery substance.)
Nashatra: …Dude, really? I swear, kids these days…
(She walks to her room and changes.)
Georgie: Your room number is... 6478376892345768203847394754038573402895789308149823705108475438975367934754958678947595348749284793457236858645. The wifi password is... ywuw3esyioee]t[ejuir2g5618teg89v-+35v28v/4v3wy2hn8mv435b[4353c78w43c4-5-4++8v43
Red: Got it. *whacks georgie*
Georgie: All of you! Into the basement!
*BANG*
Georgie: Oh, no. A gunshot's not going to stop me.
(Several things happen at once. Refridge freezes Georgie, while Kevin uses his sword and Nommanic's Gyarados uses "Hyper Beam." Nashatra returns.)
Nommanic: He was "taken care of."
(Everyone goes to their rooms.)
...

Hold it!

The building flies into the air and crashes into the mountain.

Everyone: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

(Everyone tumbles out.)
Gold: It's the end of the WOOOOOOORRRLLDD!!!!!
Red: Quit it and be reasonable, Gold!
Everyone: ...
Refridge: You... know him?
Gold: We've been friends since 4th grade.
Blue: But not best friends!
Everyone: ...?
Georgie: No refunds. Pay me or-
(He gets frozen by Refridge, stabbed, star beamed, and exploded by Kevin, shot by Blue, whacked by Red, diamond sworded by Marcelo, Flamethown, Swifted, Thundered, Surfed, Auroua Beamed, Bit, Rollouted, Rock Slid, Quick-Attacked, Dragon Raged, Twistered, Ice Fanged, Sleep Powdered, Psybeam, Confused, Disabled, Thunder Waved, Earthquaked, Magnituded, Flown, Extrasensorized, and Cut by Nommanic's Pokemon, and hunting-cropped by Crystal.)
Georgie: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Refridge: Now what?
Red: To the supermarket!
Nashatra: Oh... right.
Blue: But the market...!
(They all run to the supermarket called "Best Shopping." ...)
Nommanic: Well, that's ominous.
T: Whaaat?!
Kevin: Let's just go!
(They all enter.)
Georgie: Welcome to Best Shopping!
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Hey lookie a lot of characters that will not get used until much later!

Yellow
???:???
Much like Green.
Apparently, they know each other.


Gold
Just your totally normal stupid guy. He has been dumped 17 times already.


Silver
Feared by everyone, he is perfect in all respects. Apparently knows... Red?!


Crystal
She aims to be like her father, Silver. Refers to Red as "little sister." Carries a hunting-crop, like all great fictional detectives do. (Sherlock Holmes if you didn't get the reference.)


Ruby
He has a REALLY loud voice. This often annoys others


Sapphire
An up and coming magician. She doesn't know it, but she and Ruby are (half) siblings.


Emerald
Apparently knows Diamond, Pearl, and Platinum. She's currently on a "mission"


Diamond
Has some "powers" that no one really believes in. Apparently, she is Pearl's cousin.


Pearl
Diamond's little cousin, she has Diamond's "powers" to a greater degree.


Platinum
A mysterious picture-book author and illustrator.
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Yo, another character!

Green
Personality: ???
Origin: ???
Powers: ???
Team: ???
???: ???


Details about the protagonist and antagonist
Red: the mom of the family, she grounds and whacks people
Blue: Totally normal middle-aged American man who is totally normal (by American standards.:p)

Opulent ??? "???" ???
Personality: Same as his twin
Excellent at Mario Kart
He and Nommanic are never at the same place at the same time. This may or may not cause confusion.


Episode 2:
Car Accident
Spoiler [ShowHide]
Everyone is in the car.
Red: *speeding up to 120* Let's smash into these police cars.
Nashara: WHAT THE-
KABOOM
Everyone: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Some time later...
Police: Do you know why I pulled you over?
(Red proceeds to whack them, but is stunned with a stun gun.)
Blue: No. *pulls out a gun* this vehicle is totaled. By the law of the land, you have no right to search it as a warrent. *gets a document* This paper says that a vehicle has the properties "mobility" and "roadworthiness." This wreck is none of them. Now LEAVE ME ALONE!!! *gets stunned*
Police: Excuse me sirs and ma'ams but we must search that car.
(Refridge cuts the power -- again, but is promptly stunned.)
Police: *into walkie-talkie* requesting flashlight.
Marcelo: *spawns diamond sword* HIYAA- *gets stunned.*
Police: Don't even try to resist or I'll have you held in contempt of... of... I don't know!
(Kevin uses the star beam and explosives to kill the policemen)
Nashara: And that is how you escape the police force!
Jay: Hey look! Karts!
Everyone: Let's GOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
(Everyone -- but Nommanic -- gets in the karts.)
Jay: Where did Nommanic go?
Opulent: Here.
3... 2... 1... GO!
(They have a wonderful time reverse drifting. If they can, of course.)
T: Eeek!
Everyone: !
(The neighboring city is... not having a good time. The ground -- parts of it, of course -- is in the air.)
Jay: Nommanic! What are you reading?!
Opulent: Oh? An acrostic manga. In english, of course.
Red: Perhaps... lets investigate or you'll be grounded.
T: Uhh...
Kevin: Let's go!
Refridge: Eh, whatever.
Opulent: Nope.
Kevin: To the city!
(Everyone runs to the city.)
Nommanic: Next time, you could pay more attention to what we say.
Marcelo: Oh. But why?
Nommanic: Maybe you'll find an acrostic?!
Marcelo: "Maybe?"
Nommanic: An acrostic is-
Marcelo: No need to explain that!
Blue: I think I found something!
Nommanic: Cinnamon! That completes the acrostic!
Everyone: ???
Blue: What is that?
(Green hovers in the distance.)
Green: ...
Everyone: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Hey, no one said I (the dialogicion) couldn't submit a character!

Nommanic Folloreht
Adamant, Defiant, Serious. Also nonchalant.
Is a Pokemon trainer.
Antagonist's team.


Episode 1:
Spoiler [ShowHide]
Season 1: Episode 1: "Rollout of the Way!"

Red: Everyone get in the car! Let's go shopping!
Everyone: Yay...? Boo!!!...??? Yay!!!...???
Red: LET'S GO SHOPPING!!!
(She gets a plushie; everyone goes to the garage.)
Nommanic: Really now. We already have-
Red: One whack! *hits him with the plushie*
Nommanic: Eeek! Togetic, Yawn!
(Red becomes drowsy and almost faints.)
Refridge: Hey...! We need to go shopping...! *freezes Togetic*
Nommanic: That's smart... Cold forks are disrespectful!
Everyone: ???
Kevin: (Let's see how this star beam works)
Nommanic: EEEYYYAAAHHH!!!
(The garage catches on fire and explodes. When the --very many-- dust settles, Nommanic is the only one missing.)
T: Eeek! Wh-where did Nommanic go?
Nommanic: *in the sky* See you at the supermarket... Wait! Which one are you going to?!
Blue: Why did you ask me?
Red: *wakes up* Okay! Let's go to the... *notices the exploded garage* WHAT JUST HAPPENED?!?
Nommanic: *lands* It exploded. Don't take it personally...
*whack whack whackity-whack* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
(An earthquake starts.)
Everyone but Nommanic: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
(The --very many-- dust settles again. Nommanic is again missing. Everyone else starts to Silly-mart on foot.)
Red: A boulder!
T: Aaah! Another one!
Marcelo: Oof! *spawns diamond sword* Hiyaah!... Oof!
(the septrio go back down the mountain and ride a helicopter.)
Nommanic: *suddenly* Hello.
Red: Bye!  *whacks him*
Nommanic: *falls off the helicopter* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Blue: Y'know, we're at 36 inches off the ground. You can't die from a fall that high... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
T: I-I think the helicopter i-is malfunctioning!
Refridge: What..?!?
Everyone: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Red: Hey! We're at the top! *whacks everyone*
T: Ouch!
Marcelo: Oof!
Blue: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Red: Refridge! You earned 32147238579384735675837643774895378563748952947562847654488230932489028340834758347549673498473974923793753757374555 dollars in Monopoly money!
(He eats half of it, freezes the other half and throws it off the mountain.)
Red: *whacks him* you're grounded!
Refridge: *falls off the mountain* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
T: Um, should we go down?
Everyone: Yeah!
Kevin: Is it raining? Because I think it is!
Everyone: *slips down the mountain*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Red: Hey look! A car store! Let's steal a car!
Refridge: Wh-wh-what?!?!? You can't do that! That's illegal! I'll cut the power!
(Refridge cuts the power --again-- but Red uses her flashlight and hot-wires the car.)
Red: Lets's go!
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Here's my submission, taken strait from the Archipelago character bio list:
Name: Kevin
Weapons: Centurion's Sword, Star Beam
Elemental Ally: Omni
Items: Explosives x inf.
Desc.: Kevin had a good relationship with the rest of the party , and is a talented fighter. He is also a better shot then Stella, but doesn't rub it in. His best friend is Kayel. Like the other survivors, of the shipwreck, he can swim.
Party: 1
Edit from bio:
Color: Red
Protagonist


No! The protagonist and antagonist are not to be taken by forum members! They are default characters created by the author (Me)!

Prelude:
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Season 1
Prelude:

Red: Let's go shopping!
Refridge: ...
Red: Say something! Don't ignore me!
Refridge: ...
Red: You're grounded!
(She starts to push Refridge to the corner, but Refridge freezes her feet to the ground.)
Blue: (off-screen) Red! I've been telling you to STOP GROUNDING PERSON for no reason! And besides, you've spent 6.3 billion dollars this week on shopping!
Red: So? We have 89 trillion dollars!
(Kevin picks up a water gun and shoots Red with it.)
Refridge: *gulp* (Walks outside) If you keep on being silly, I'll cut the power!
Red: If you do that, I'll ground you for 300 years!
(Refridge freezes a power line, and everything goes dark around the planet.[It was 2:00 am.])
Refridge: Whoops. :(:(:(:(:(

I forgot to mention something! The ones on the antagonist's side are not silly. (At least, less silly.)
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Edit: Please, people, READ! The protagonist is NOT to be taken by forum members! She is a default character created by the writer!!!
Edit2: Also, tell me which side you choose! (Protagonist or antagonist or neutral.)

*ahem*

I've read the rules, and I think this should be legal.

WARNING: THE FOLLOWING FANFIC CONTAINS MANY INSTANCES OF SILLINESS, IS NOT MEANT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY, AND IS DESIGNED TO REPRESENT A WORLD THAT IS QUITE FAR FROM REALITY.

Note: The following fanfic is written as a Silly Adventure (You're not supposed to know what a Silly Adventure is.). A Silly Adventure usually contains ridiculously large amounts of monetary payments, consuming by mouth random objects in the world around, and also punching for no apparent reason which usually cause a world war or something like that.

According to the rules, violence is not allowed, so I'll exclude punching. (Just in case;))

Anyways...

You can submit as many characters as you want.
You must have a name and colour with your application.
You can choose to be more detailed.
That's it!

Characters List:
Red
Blue
Refridge
Kevin
T
Marcelo
Nashatra
Jay
Green
Opulent
Nommanic

Georgie
Yellow
Ruby
Sapphire
Emerald
Diamond
Pearl
Platinum.
Gold
Silver
Crystal
GamerGuy
Inferno
GamerGirl
Phanto
Indianario
Navy
Stella


One more thing: each season will have a different goal. (like vacation, shopping, etc.)

That's it! (fr this time)

Ds Bowser's Castle OOB Cut (?)

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Mapno4 wrote:
KeinieoMK wrote:


I noticed something after I looked at this skip, how is your top speed 120 at most times? I have daisy stats and run on 15fps so I could just be behind. It did seem like you were going abnormally fast. Aside from my excitement, if this is doable instead with a mushroom, in the event that the recorded run isn't legitimate/RTA, it still could save a lot of time. Even the other way you said saves time. Any method is still better than no method. 🤝


I'm pretty sure he's just using 200cc because 120 is the mini-turbo constant speed in 200cc.
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KeinieoMK wrote:


Can you explain it for me because youtube...


...doesn't work for me :(
...so I have no idea what is in that video.
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jay-- wrote:
btw what is oob


Google it. I'm pretty sure it means "Out of bounds" tho
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Spitting facts until i get gold mario

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I'm pretty sure this can potentially lead to message farming. The message leaderboard isn't even that important.*[
https://i.postimg.cc/qRytYLTs/messagefarm-ezgif-com-gif-maker.png
(Image from SuperSwimmer's profile.)
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Share your Beepbox songs!

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Cross-Examination: Allegro 2007:

The first song I made. Why not share it?
(The purple ring tells you which parts are completed.)

Highest DM Count

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@NEXO_64 with 294 messages.

Last message (as of right now):
NEXO_64:
Ok bye! hey

Is POW Team Unfair?

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I think Team POW... is unfair, because if almost everyone is on the same team, it effectively destroys the idea of clan wars.

🚂 Anecdote Mario Kart 64 & MK8 Deluxe : Le tunnel du train 🛤️

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YH2014_FR wrote:
Vous saviez que dans Mario Kart 64, sur le circuit Désert Kalimari, on peut rentrer dans le tunnel du train ?
Bon... c'est pas fait pour ça 😅, mais si on force un peu, on peut quand même s'y aventurer (attention au crash avec la loco 💥).

Mais dans Mario Kart 8 Deluxe, avec le Booster Course Pass, ce même tunnel devient un vrai passage dès le 3e tour !
Un changement de tracé automatique nous fait passer directement dans le tunnel, avec un remix de la musique et une ambiance retravaillée. 🔥

C’est super stylé de voir l’évolution d’un circuit entre les générations de consoles !
Et oui... j'ai testé sur MK64 juste pour voir si c’était faisable 😏
https://i.postimg.cc/j29s6jFJ/Screenshot-20250805-011510-Retro-Arch.jpg

Can someone please translate this?


Courtesy of Google Translate:

Did you know that in Mario Kart 64, on the Kalimari Desert track, you can enter the train tunnel?
Well... it's not designed for that 😅, but if you push yourself a little, you can still venture through it (watch out for the engine crash 💥).

But in Mario Kart 8 Deluxe, with the Booster Course Pass, this same tunnel becomes a real passageway from the 3rd lap!
An automatic track change takes you directly into the tunnel, with a remix of the music and a reworked atmosphere. 🔥

It's super cool to see how a track evolves between console generations!
And yes... I tested it on MK64 just to see if it was feasible 😏
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Okay look: THERE'S ALREADY A TOPIC FOR THIS
https://mkpc.malahieude.net/topic.php?topic=17962
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Worst Track in the Base Game?

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Well...
DS Airship Fortress
1. The annoying bullet bills
2. The somewhat annoying tight turns at the right.
3. The slightly annoying sharp turn after the cannon.
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Something you HATE a lot

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I hate it when a rival CPU soccer player gets past ALL my defenders in FIFA 11.snif
paratroopa
     paratroopa                  _______
                       toad      yoshi |
     paratroopa                  ---hap---|
paratroopa
In this case, the paratroopas represent my defenders, the toad represents the player who just scored, the yoshi is my GK, and the smiley face is the ball.
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Don't hide your subtle truths!

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My username ("OCM" ) definitely stands for "Obvious Cheater Man."

Totally not stolen from WorldRecord.
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Umm... can you make sure to not spam messages?:$

Mario Kart: Legends Track Submissions

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