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Season 1 Episode 4

"The War"

Aqua: ...So this is Vermilion City...
(He goes to the gym.)
Aqua: ... (Why is there a tree in the way?) Raticate, use Hyper Fang! ... Perfect. *enters Gym*
Announcer: A challenger arrives at Vermilion Gym! There are no trainer challenges here, only a puzzle! He must find the two switches to challenge Lt. Surge!
(Aqua eventually finds the switches.)
Announcer: Perfect! Now, he can enter the arena where he will battle Lieutenant "Surfer" Surge!
Surge: Hey, kid! What do you think you're doing here? You won't live long in combat! Not with your puny power! I tell you, kid, electric Pokémon saved me during the war! They zapped my enemies into paralysis! The same as I'll do to you!

For music, just play the same thing on the other episodes of this fanfic. I'm to lazy to have to type the full url of that vid.
Aqua: ... (Surge is an electric-type trainer. That means my Pidgeotto won't survive long.) Go, Raticate!
Surge: ... Explosion!
Aqua: Huh?!
(Surge's Electrode explodes and takes down Raticate.)
Surge: ... Always lead with an Explosion, boy!
Aqua: ... (Damn! This means that we both only have two Pokemon left!) Go, Kadabra!
Surge: Go, Electabuzz! Use Thunder Punch!
Aqua: ... (This is bad; Kadabra has bad Physical Defense.) Use Disable!
Surge: Doesn't matter! Use Fire Punch!
(Kadabra faints.)
Aqua: ...! (This is my last Pokemon!) Go, Charmeleon! Use Ember!
Surge: Electabuzz! Use Thunderbolt!
Aqua: ... Use Slash!
(Electabuzz faints due to a critical hit.)
Surge: It's not over yet. It's just beginning! Go, Raichu! Use Body Slam!
(Charmeleon almost faints.)
Aqua: ... (Damn!) ... ... ... Brace yourself!
Surge: Hm? You're not making your move? Finish with VOLT TACKLE!
(Charmeleon parried the hit, leaving Raichu open for a punish.)
Aqua: Slash!
(Raichu faints to a critical hit.)
Surge: Aaargh! You are strong! OK, kid. You get the Thunder Badge! That Thunder Badge suits those who've defeated me! Take good care of it, OK? There is something else. The Thunder Badge cranks up your Pokémon's speed. It also lets your Pokémon fly lightning-quick any-time, kid!
Announcer: And... AQUA DEFEATS SURGE TO OBTAIN THE THUNDER BADGE!

(Meanwhile... at Cerulean Cape.)
Misty: Aww! Why did you have to show up and bug us now? Do you know what they call people like you? Pests! You heard me right, pest! ... ...Oh! That Badge you have... OK, then. Come to Cerulean Gym. I'll be happy to take you on. I'm Misty, the Gym Leader in Cerulean.

(Back at Vermilion Gym...)
Announcer: ...Fire finds the second switch, allowing him to challenge Leader Surge!
Surge: Hey, kid! What do you think you're doing here? You won't live long in combat! Not with your puny power! I tell you, kid, electric Pokémon saved me during the war! They zapped my enemies into paralysis! The same as I'll do to you!
Fire: ... (Go, Ivysaur!)
Surge: Explosion, Electrode!
(Ivysaur faints.)
Fire: ... (Go, Charmeleon!)
Surge: Go, Electabuzz! Thunderpunch!
(Miss!)
Fire: ... (Charmeleon, use Ember!)
(Electabuzz loses 1/4 of HP.)
Surge: We won't miss this time... Electabuzz, attack!
Fire: (Charmeleon, now!)
Charmeleon used Slash!
A critical hit!
(Electabuzz loses 1/2 of his max HP this time.)
Surge: We won't miss this time! Electabuzz! Thunderbolt!
(Charmeleon faints.)
Fire: ... (Go, Pika! Quick Attack!)
(Electabuzz is finished off.)
Surge: Go, Raichu! Use Body Slam!
(Pikachu dodges the attack and Quick Attacks the Raichu.)
Surge: ... ... Volt Tackle!
(Pikachu gets hit, but lands a critical hit after Raichu recieved recoil, which manages to defeat the Raichu.)
Surge: Now that's a shocker! You're the real deal, kid! Fine, then, take the Thunder Badge! The ThunderBadge cranks up your Pokémon's speed. It also lets your Pokémon fly lightning-quick any-time, kid! You're special, kid! Here, let me teach your Pikachu a special move.
Pikachu learned Volt Tackle!

Cerulean Gym...
Announcer: ...And Leaf moves on from the second round, to challenge Leader Misty F... wait, Sorry! I apologize! I think I've gotten Leaf's name mixed up! Let's see... Her name's not Leaf Fey! It was Leaf Hawthorne!
(The audience seems to be... doubtful and suspicious.)
Leaf: ... (Whew... finally!) Squirtle, use Water Gun!
Misty: (Is that your best?!) It's not going to work! Starmie, use Bubble Beam!
Announcer: And it appears the Squirtle is slightly confused!
Misty: Thunderbolt!
Announcer: A super-effective Thunderbolt defeats Squirtle... which was Leaf's only Pokemon. Wow.
(The audience golf claps.)

By Diglett's Cave...
Aqua: Oh, Red. Not now!
Fire: ...
Aqua: Argh! Fine! Bring it on!
(Hopefully I typed that right.)
Fire: ... (Go, Pikachu!)
Aqua: ... Go, Pidgeotto!
(Pidgeotto immediately dies to a Thunderbolt.)
Aqua: Damn... Go, Raticate! Use Super Fang!
(Super Fang misses, and Raticate gets paralyzed by Thunder Wave.)
Fire: ... (Good. Now Thunderbolt!)
(Raticate is left on invisible Focus Sash {1 HP})
Aqua: Come back! I said come back, Raticate! Raticate! RATICATE!! Damn that paralysis!

Pikachu used Volt Tackle!
A critical hit!
Raticate effing died fainted!

Aqua: Come on! Go, Kadabra. Use Disable!
Pikachu's Volt Tackle was Disabled!
Fire: ... (In that case, use Thunderbolt!)
(Thunderbolt does NOT Gen I miss, and Kadabra loses 1/2 max HP.)
Aqua: Kinesis!
Fire: ... (Pikachu, Thunderbolt!)
(Miss!)
Aqua: Kadabra! Use Kinesis, again!
Fire: ... (Come back, Pikachu! Go, Squirtle!)
Aqua: Huh? Where did you get that Squirtle?!
Fire: ... (Let's just say it was doing some trouble... Squirtle, use Tackle!)
(Kadabra faints.)
Aqua: (Dammit! That means my last Pokemmon is...) Charmeleon!
(Charmeleon instantly faints to a super-effective Water Gun.)
Aqua: *sighs*

Season 1
   Episode 4
       "The War"
           THE END

...to be continued...

Season 1 Episode 3

The Tomboyish Mermaid's Psychic Starfish's BubbleBeam Grass-Type Killer Ice Beam Thunderbolt Dazzling Gleam Psychic Flash Cannon Scald Signal Beam Power Gem Tri Attack Coverage Rain Dance Reflect Light Screen Double-Team Cosmic Power Agility Set-uper Recover Rest Spammer Confuse Ray Thunder Wave Toxic Supporter

Announcer: Another Challenger! Damian, with his Charmander, will have a hard time defeating this gym's water-type trainers! He will have to defeat two rounds of trainers to challenge this gym's Leader! The first qualification round will be against Luis!

(Battle begins.)
Announcer: Luis starts with a Water Gun and Damian's Charmander is down already! Looks like he's not gonna get the Gym Badge anytime soon.

Damian: How dare you, Charmander! *leaves*

Announcer: Did he not know that... anyways, our next challenger... Aqua Oak! He made an upset at Brock's Gym, will he make an upset here as well? The first qualification round begins... now!

(Battle begins.)
Announcer: The battle starts with Pidgey using Gust, dodging Horsea's Bubble and finishing off with a Quick Attack. Luis sends out Shellder.
Aqua: Pidgey, come back! Go, Rattata! Quick Attack!
Announcer: Rattata uses Quick Attack, while Shellder attempts a Clamp. Clamp misses, and Rattata uses Hyper Fang, defeating Shellder! Aqua may now advance to the second round. Our next battle is against Diana, wih her Goldeen.

Announcer: Aqua leads with Pidgey, who uses Gust before getting caught by Goldeen's Horn Attack. Next, Aqua sends out Rattata, who uses Super Fang before losing to Waterfall. Aqua finally sends out his Charmeleon, who burns Goldeen with Ember and defeats it with Metal Claw. Aqua may now advance to challenge Leader Misty, with only his Charmeleon left.

Misty: Hi, you're a new face! Only those Trainers who have a policy about Pokémon can turn pro. What is your approach when you catch and train Pokémon? My policy is an all out offensive with Water-type Pokémon!
Aqua: *to himself* And my policy is to look all over for powerful Pokemon that would beat any Pokemon Type. Misty! Do you know what that means? I'll tell you. I will become the most powerful Trainer in the world!
Music:
Announcer: Charmeleon starts with Metal Claw, which does significant damage to Starmie. Starmie then uses Hydro Pump, which misses! Charmeleon uses Ember, which also misses. Starmie then uses Double Team, which makes Charmeleon's Metal Claw miss again. Starmie is still mashing Double Team, so Charmeleon's hits are still not landing. And now-- YO, DID HE JUST WALK UP, SLOWLY, AND DOWN SMASH?!? Starmie almost fainted from that, but a quick Recover brings her back to full health. Starmie uses Scald, which doesn't affect Charmeleon at all. Charmeleon lands a Metal Claw, hitting Starmie's weak stop! AND AQUA DEFEATS LEADER MISTY WITH A CHARMELEON!!!
Misty: Wow! You're too much, all right! You can have the Cascade Badge to show that you beat me. The Cascade Badge makes all Pokémon up to Lvl. 30 obey. That includes even outsiders you got in trades. There's more. You can now use Cut anytime, even out of battle. You can cut down small trees to open new pathways. You can also have this TM.
Announcer: Our next challenger is Fire Jowd, following his spectacular appearance at Pewter Gym Challenge yesterday. The first qualification round begins!

Announcer: Fire sends out Bulbasaur, who starts by Seeding Horsea. Horsea uses Bubble, slowing down the Bulbasaur, but he still outspeeds and Vine Whips Horsea, taking the stock-- I mean, kill-- I mean, fainting it! Luis sends out Shellder, and Fire switches to Pikachu, who uses Quick Attack, but Shellder resists it with its shell. Shellder uses Ice Shard. Pikachu then uses the super-effective Thundershock, defeating Luis.

Announcer: Fire advances to the second round, against Diana. Fire leads with Bulbasaur, who also starts by seeding Goldeen. Goldeen uses Waterfall, but Bulbasaur resists it and defeats Goldeen with Vine Whip. Fire may now advance to challenge Leader Misty.

Misty: Hi, you're a new face! What's your policy on Pokémon? What is your approach? My policy is an all-out offensive with Water-type Pokémon! Misty, the world-famous beauty, is your host!

Music:

Announcer: Fire leads with Bulbasaur, who Seeds Starmie before being slowed down by a BubbleBeam. Starmie then takes advantage of the confusion by using a super-effective Ice Beam, defeating Bulbasaur. Fire sends out Pikachu, who uses Thundershock, while Starmie uses Recover. Pikachu uses Thunder Wave, paralyzing Starmie, and Starmie uses Power Gem. Pikachu uses Thundershock again, and finishes off Starmie!
Misty: Wow! You're too much, all right! You can have the Cascade Badge to show that you beat me. The Cascade Badge makes all Pokémon up to Lvl. 30 obey. That includes even outsiders you got in trades. There's more. You can now use Cut anytime, even out of battle. You can cut down small trees to open new pathways. You can also have my favorite TM.

Sometime later, at Route 25, Sea Cottage...
Aqua: ... So... *taking notes* Eevee's... genetics... is irregular... thus... it evolves... when exposed... to... evolution stones... Vaporeon... Its... tail... is mistaken... often... for a mermaid's... (Weirdly enough, a tomboyish one is the Gym Leader of the closest Gym to here.) Jolteon... it can create... lightning bolts... with a power of... 10,000 volts. Flareon... its body... can... reach temperatures... of over... 900 Celsius. Well, thanks, Bill!

(About 50 tiles to the left...)
Damian: I'm not good at raising Pokémon. I should release my Charmander because I haven't raised it well... If you promise me you'll care for it, it's yours.
Fire: *selects YES*
Damian: *gives Charmander* Take good care of my Charmander!
(Aqua approaches.)
Aqua: Yo! Red! You're still struggling along back here? I'm doing great! I caught a bunch of strong and smart Pokémon! Here, let me see what you caught, Red!
Music: (A video I found on the internet)
Fire: ...(Go, Pikachu!)
Aqua: Go, Pidgeotto! Use Sand-Attack!
Fire: (Pikachu, use Thundershock!)
Miss!
Aqua: Perfect. Quick Attack!
Fire: (Thundershock!)
It's super-effective!
Pidgeotto fainted.
Aqua: Damn! Go, Kadabra!
Fire: ... (Come back, Pikachu! Go, Charmander!)
Aqua: Kadabra! Use Confusion!
Fire: ... (I know that Kadabra has bad Defense. Charmander, use Scratch!)
Aqua: ...! Quick, use Disable!
Scratch was disabled!
Fire: ... (Ember!)
Kadabra fainted!
Aqua: Oh, come on! Go, Raticate! Use Hyper Fang!
Fire: ...! (Come back, Charmander! Go, Bulbasaur!)
Aqua: Raticate, Hyper Fang again!
Miss!
Fire: (Bulbasaur! Leech Seed!)
Aqua: Raticate, Quick Attack!
(Quick Attack goes first, but Bulbasaur still Seeds Raticate.)
Aqua: Hyper Fang!
Fire: Vine Whip!
(Both Attacks happen at the same time, so both Pokemon faint.)
Fire: ... (Go, Pikachu!)
Aqua: Go, Charmeleon!
Fire: Thunder Wave!
Aqua: Smoke Screen!
Fire: Thundershock!
Aqua: Ember!
Charmeleon was fully paralyzed.
Aqua: No!
Fire: Thundershock!
Charmeleon fainted!

Aqua: Hey! Take it easy! You won already! Hey, guess what? I went to Bill's and got him to show me his rare Pokémon. That added a lot of pages to my Pokédex! After all, Bill's world famous as a Poké Maniac. He invented the Pokémon Storage System on PC, too. Since you're using his system, go thank him. Well, I better go rolling! Smell ya later!

Season 1
   Episode 3
       THE END

...to be continued...

Season 1 Episode 2
The Great Cave Offensive

Leaf: Yeah! Next up, Cerulean City! *rushes inside Mount Moon*
Grunt: Where do you think you're going?
Grunt2: We are in a top-secret to steal the Moon Stone from the mountain!
Grunt: Shut up, you fool! You just leaked our entire plan for the public!
Grunt2: Not if she never leaves the mountain!
Leaf: ...!
Aqua: *running in* Hold it! A two-on-one battle? That is so unfair! Typical of Team Rocket to be so sneaky. Allow me to join the battle!
Grunt3: What's the hold-up here?
Grunt: Sir, they have valuable information! We can't let it spread!
Grunt3: I agree. Hey, you! Yes, YOU! Come here! We need you!
(Grunt4 comes.)
Fire: *walks in* ...!
Grunt2: Another one!
Grunt4: You're going down!

Grunt: Prepare for trouble!
Grunt2: Make it quadruple!
Grunt3: To protect the world from devastion!
Grunt4: To unite all peoples within our nation!
Grunt: To denounce the evils of truth and love!
Reshiram: *flying somewhere above Mt. Moon*
Grunt2: To extend our reach to the stars above!
Grunt3: Team Rocket, blast off at the speed of light!
Grunt4: Surrender now, or prepare to--
Grunt: FIGHT!
Grunt2: FIGHT!!
Grunt3: FIGHT!!!

The Sunlight turned intense!
All: ?!?
Fire: ... (Pika, Thundershock the Zubat!)
Pika: Ppp...iiikaaa... *Thundershock severely misfires*
(Another Reshiram cry from above.)
Wild Reshiram used Fusion Flare!
All: ?!?!?
Wild Reshiram used Blue Flare!
All: !!!
Leaf: Wartortle, use Water Gun!
(Water spews everywhere. Wild Geodude are panicking.)
Grunt4: Run!!!
(Everyone runs all around.)
Lance: Stop right there, criminal scum!
Grunts: ...!
(Another cry from outside)
Lance: A... Reshiram? Dammit, it's angry! *goes outside to confront* Dragonite! Use Thunder Wave!
(Reshiram becomes paralyzed.)
Lance: ... (This isn't the best subduing move, but... I don't have any other options.)

Meanwhile, inside the Cave...
Leaf: *heading towards the exit* Oh, are these... fossils?
Jovan: Hey, I found them first!
Leaf: Really?
Jovan: Yes! Of-of course!
Leaf: ...Y'know, it's not fashionable to be a nerd.
Brock: I agree.
Leaf: Brock?! Where did you come from?!
Brock: I like fossils. I'm a rock-type trainer, see? (Heh heh...)
???: They're minerals, Brock.
All: Huh?
Steven: I'm Steven Stone, Champion of the Hoenn region. I came here after a message from Lance that there were dangerous Pokemon on the loose.
Lance: *from outside* Actually, it's an angered Reshiram.
Steven: A Reshiram?!
Lance: Yes. It-- urgh!
All: !!!
(When no one's looking, Leaf swipes the fossils.)
Jovan: Hey! *chases*
Steven: ...?
(A crash comes from the direction of Cerulean City.)
Steven: *checking* What?! A Zekrom too?!
Misty: *exiting Gym* What?
Steven: Stay back, you! This is dangerous!
Misty: I'll be fine! I'm not just any kid! By the way, the name's not "you," it's Misty!
Brock: *slight blush*
Misty: *glare*
Brock: ...
(Zekrom charges at Starmie, who dodges it.)
Lance: *from other side of Mountain* Do you have any non-harming status moves?!
Steven: ... ... My Aerodactyl knows Ice Fang and Thunder Fang!
Lance: An Aerodactyl?! Damn, it snapped out of parAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAlysis!
Steven: How are we supposed to handle both a Reshiram AND Zekrom--
Reshiram: ...? ...!
Zekrom: ...? ...!
(Reshiram and Zekrom ignore everyone else and start fighting each other.)

Meanwhile, on Nugget Bridge
Brock: *indicating girl on Cerulean Cape* Perfect. That spot is... perfect for our first meeting.
Misty: Yeah, as soon as she meets you, she can jump right off!
Brock: No, I m-meant that Cerulean Cape is a popular romantic destination.
Misty: Well, I didn't know that... ...
Brock: ...?
Misty: ...
Brock: ... *walks to Cerulean Cape while Misty observes*
Daisy Oak: ...! *covers her ears and sends out Wobuffet, instructing it to use Counter, Mirror Coat, and Magic Coat* ... ... *opens parasol and hops over the guardrails, planning to land on a small patch of land when--*
(A weird, purple, alien-like monster in a spaceship appears and captures Daisy.)
Brock: A kidnapping?!

Meanwhile, at Cerulean Gym...
Misty: ...WHY is there an ad on the back?! I didn't approve of this! ... 917...555...0185... www.SMBPlumbing.com *calls and waits.*

Luigi: Mario! We've got a call! *answer* Hello? Mario Bros Here!
Misty: I'd like to make a formal complaint about--
Brock: *interrupting* Uhh HELP, ANYONE?! A GIRL WAS JUST KIDNAPPED BY A WEIRD ALIEN!!!
Mario: !!!
Luigi: Where?! Where?!
Misty: Cerulean Cape, Kanto!
Luigi: Where's Kanto?!
Mario: Luigi! I founda dis map, and Kanto is rrright... here!
Luigi: Lets a go! *hangs up.*
(3 minutes later...)
(A warp pip pops up in the ground.)
Luigi: Mario! I see da spaceship right there! *points t*
Mario: We take... this cannon! *points at map*
(Mario enters the warp pipe to the cannon, while Luigi does his up taunt.)
Luigi: Hoh hah hee heh hoo! *attempts to Green Missile into the warp pipe, but misfires and instead flies across the Pacific and lands in New York*

Brock: ... ... ... ...
Misty: ... ... ... ...

Inside the spaceship...
Tatanga: Sir, I've captured the target!
???: Good, but let's check to make sure.
Tatanga: Okay, fine. She's wearing a green--
???: GREEN?!? The Princess wears ORANGE, you idiot!
Tatanga: Whaaat?! But her name is Daisy!
Daisy Oak: ...! (Is that the Rock Tunnel?) Electrode, use Explosion!
Tatanga: Huh?!
KABOOM
Daisy Oak: Pidgeot, use Fly!
(Pidgeot flies to Route 9, where Daisy dismounts and proceeds to run.)

Cerulean City...
Brock: *indicating* Hey, wasn't that... ... ...

Season 1
   Episode 2
       The Great Cave Offensive
           THE END

...to be continued...

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Season 1 Episode 1

Type Matchups Don't Matter!

Route 1...
Aqua: A Pidgey...
Pokedex: Pidgey is a bird Pokemon. It can learn Tackle and Sand-Attack.
Aqua: A bird, huh? *looks at chart* ...so... It beats... Ground, Grass, and Bug. It is also immume to... Ghost. It is weak to Ice, but eventually my Charmander should beat ice types... and rock types... Alright, I'm catching a Pidgey... There it is! Charmander, use Scratch! ...great. And now, the Pokeball... Yes!
Leaf: Hey, Blue!
Aqua: You again? Can't you-- Whatever. I'll battle.
(Battle begins.)

Leaf: Hey, check out my Squirtle's new move! It's called Water Gun!
Aqua: !!! Charmander, come back! Go, Pidgey! Use Sand Attack!
(Squirtle's Water Gun misses.)
Leaf: ...? (I thought it had 100% accuracy!)
Aqua: Good. Sand Attack, again!
Leaf: Squirtle, use Water Gun!
(Pidgey Sand Attacks, then Squirtle Water Guns, which hits and faints Pidgey.)
Leaf: Great.
Aqua: Go, Charmander! Use Scratch!
Leaf: Water Gun!
(Water Gun misses. Scratch hits and crits, causing Squirtle to faint.)
Leaf: ... Why?! *goes to the nearest Pokemon Center in Viridian City*
Aqua: *goes to Viridian Forest to train*


At Viridian City...
Fire: ... (Whew! Finally, Viridian City! I wonder who the gym leader is...)
Leaf: *from the west* Hey, Red!
Fire: ... (Green?) *walks over*
Leaf: My Squirtle's been training hard and now knows Water Gun! Cool, right?
Fire: (Yeah...) Do you know who the Viridian City gym leader is?
Leaf: Giovanni. He specializes in... *searches her memory* Ground type Pokemon.
Fire: (Cool... but how did you know?)
Leaf: I'm actually friends with her son, Silver! Pretty cool, right? He's kinda a jerk, though...
Fire: ...
Leaf: Giovanni's usually not at the Gym. I wonder why...
Fire: ... (Me too.)
Leaf: Oh! Before I forget! Gym Leader Brock of Pewter City... *checks posters on the side of the Poke-mart* ...is "Looking for someone worthy to challenge" him. Blue said he "intended to do so, and earn the badge."
Fire: ... (Okay then, so it's a challenge?)
Leaf: It's tommorow at 10:00 AM! Blue's already training at Viridian Forest!
Fire: ... (Brock... the Rock-solid Pokemon trainer... Alright, Pika! Lets do this!) *runs to Viridian Forest, also to train*


The next day, at the Pewter City Gym...
Aqua: So... This is the Pewter City Gym... *enters*
Announcer: Who do we have here? Aqua Oak, from Pallet Town! With a Pidgey and Charmander, the odds are stacked against him! The aspiring trainer will have to defeat Pewter Gym's Camper Liam to be able to challenge Brock!
(Battle starts)
Announcer: Camper Liam sends out Diglett! Aqua sends out his Charmander! Diglett starts by using Magnitude! And Aqua switches to his Pidgey! Diglett's Magnitude doesn't affect Aqua's Pidgey! The Pidgey uses Sand-Attack, decreasing Diglett's accuracy! Diglett tries to Scratch, but it misses! Pidgey then uses Quick Attack, taking out the Diglett! Liam sends out Sandshrew, but the Sandshrew is taken out by a Gust of wind from Pidgey! Trainer Aqua wins the battle! He can now advance to challenge Leader Brock!
Brock: So, you're here. I'm Brock. I'm Pewter's Gym Leader. My rock-hard willpower is evident even in my Pokémon. My Pokémon are all rock hard, and have true-grit determination. That's right - my Pokémon are all the Rock type! Fuhaha! You're going to challenge me knowing that you'll lose? That's the Trainer's honor that compels you to challenge me. Fine, then! Show me your best!
(The Gym Leader battle begins.)
Music:
Announcer: Brock leads with his Geodude, and Aqua with his Pidgey! Pidgey starts with Sand-Attack, but Geodude is bulking up with Defense Curl! Pidgey tries a Gust of wind, but it's not very effective against the Rock type Pokemon, who uses Defense Curl, again! Pidgey goes for a Tackle, dealing some damage, but is taken out by a Tackle from Geodude. Aqua sends out Charmander, who defeats the Geodude with Ember. Brock sends out Onix! Onix uses Screech, and Charmander uses Ember, barely damaging Onix! Onix prepares to use Skull Bash! But! Charmander parries it with a well-timed Metal Claw! Aqua wins the battle, earning the Boulder Badge! That was an awesome battle from both sides!
(The crowd cheers. The music ends.)
Brock: I took you for granted, and so I lost. As proof of your victory, I confer on you this... the official Pokémon League Boulder Badge!
Announcer: Next challenger... Leaf Fey, also from Pallet Town! With her water-type Squirtle, she has a big advantage in this gym challenge! Now, for the qualification round against Liam...
(Another battle begins.)
Announcer: Right of the bat, a Water Gun immediately defeats Liam's Diglett! Liam then sends out Sandshrew-- oh, another Water Gun! Leaf may now advance to challenge Leader Brock!
Brock: Wow, it's not often that we get a challenger...(nevermind). I'm Brock, the Pewter Gym Leader. I'm an expert on Rock-type Pokémon. My Pokémon are impervious to most physical attacks. You'll have a hard time inflicting any damage. Come on!
(Battle starts again.)
Music, again:
Announcer: And the famous first attack strikes again, with Water Gun taking out Brock's Geodude! Brock now sends out Onix, who whips up a tornado, decreasing Squirtle's accuracy! The Water Gun misses! *gasps from the crowd* Now, Onix uses the powerful Skull Bash! Squirtle Withdraws back into its shell just in time to tank the attack, and retaliates with a Water Gun, striking Onix at its weak point! Leaf wins the battle, earning the Boulder Badge! *crowd cheers*
(Music ends.)
Brock: Your Pokémon's powerful attacks overcame my rock-hard resistance... You're stronger than I expected... Go ahead-- take this Badge. I really enjoyed the battle with you, Leaf! I'll give you the move Rock Slide, too. It can sometimes cause your foe to flinch.
Announcer: Well, I guess that's all the challengers for now! Challenges are still open, though, till 12:00 PM!


Meanwhile, at the Pewter City Pokemon Center...
Fire: ... (This line is so long...! Argh... That Bug Catcher at the forest's exit was so strong!) ... ... ... ... (Finally!) *heals Pokemon, then heads outside.*

Pewter Gym...
Announcer: We have another challenger! This time it's Fire Jowd, also from Pallet Town! His only Pokemon is a Pikachu, which is extremely weak to the Ground and Rock type trainers of this Gym! It's not looking to good for him! Now, for the qualification round...
(Battle Begins)
Announcer: Diglett prepares to use Magnitude, but Pikachu, with a Quick Attack, hits Diglett at its weak spot, without it realizing before it was too late! Liam sends out Sandshrew, who protects itself with Defense Curl to resist Quick Attack! But, Pikachu instead uses Thundershock, not quite defeating Sandshrew! Sandshrew prepares to Scratch, but a Quick Attack *crowd cheers* defeats Sandshrew! Fire may now move on to Leader Brock's battle!
Brock: So, you're here. I'm Brock, Pewter City's Gym Leader. You can see just by looking at my Pokémon how rock hard my willpower is. My Pokémon are all hard as rock and have true-grit determination! That's right! My Pokémon are all Rock types! Fwahaha! You're going to challenge me even knowing that you'll lose? That's what a Trainer's honor demands! So be it! Show me your best!
(Battle begins.)
Music:
Announcer: Brock leads with his Geodude, as usual! Pikachu prepares to release a powerful Thundershock! Geodude Tackles, and Pikachu releases the Thundershock, defeating Geodude! Brock sends out Onix, and Pikachu uses Thundershock, aiming for the horn! Onix then releases a powerful Skull Bash, which Pikachu easily dodges! Pikachu then uses Tail Whip, weakening Onix. Onix has to recover from the Skull Bash, letting Pikachu use Quick Attack... AND FIRE DEFEATS BROCK WITH HIS ELECTRIC MOUSE!!!
(The crowd cheers.)
Announcer: It's true! TYPE MATCHUPS DON'T MATTER!
(The crowd cheers even more.)
Announcer: It's 12:00 PM, guys! There won't be any more challengers today, so have a good day, everyone!
(Even more cheers.)

Season 1
   Episode 1
       Type Matchups don't matter!

THE END

...to be continued...

Yeah, another fanfic. You may submit a character only as a trainer. Requirements: trainer's name, trainer class, Pokemon, levels, items, and where they can be found.

Here's an example
Name: Pokemon Trainer
Trainer Class: Ace Trainer
Pokemon:

Spoiler [ShowHide]

Lvl. 50 Squirtle, knows Water Gun, Withdraw, Waterfall, and Hydro Pump.
Lvl. 50 Ivysaur, knows Bullet Seed, Razor Leaf, Vine Whip, and Solar Beam.
Lvl. 50 Charizard, knows Flamethrower, Flame Blitz, Fly, and Fire Blast.

Items: 3 Hyper Potions
Located at the end of Victory Road.

Season 1 Prelude

Oak: So? Which will be your choice?
Leaf: ...(Bulbasaur, Charmander, or Squirtle...?) ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ...I choose you, Squirtle!
Aqua: ...(Aw man! I wanted to choose him! ... but I guess) Charmander! (is not that bad, either.)
(After choosing her starter, Leaf starts to leave--)
Aqua: Hey, Green! Wait up! I challenge you!
(A battle starts.)

Oak: (I guess I will commentate.)

It's Squirtle vs. Charmander! None of them know any super-effective moves, so the battle is even. Squirtle starts with a Tackle, and Charmander hits a Scratch on Squirtle's shell! Now, Charmander uses Growl! Squirtle's Tackle has lost its power! Now, Charmander Scratches, and a critical hit! Squirtle faints.

(Aqua smirks.)
Oak: Oh, before I forget! The Pokedex... Wait did I tell you about them?
Leaf: Yes.
(Aqua and Leaf then both leave the lab to go on their adventure.)

Oak: ... ... ... (Why isn't he here yet?) ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... *takes Bulbasaur*


Meanwhile...
Fire: *wakes up* ... ...I'M LATE!! *runs*
(He reaches the lab and runs inside.)
Oak: Ah! I was expecting you! Welcome! So, which will be your choice?
(Fire first selects Charmander, but nothing's there. Then selects Bulbasaur, but nothing's there either. Then selects Squirtle, but nothing's there...)
Fire: ...
Oak: Oh! ...Uhh
(Fire exits the lab. A few minutes later, a Pikachu's cry is heard.)
Oak: ...! *"runs" outside*
(Oak throws Pokeball at Pikachu, who gets caught.)
Oak: That was dangerous never go into the tall grass alone! ... Since I didn't have a starter for you, you may have this PIKACHU. Oh, and before I forget, this is a Pokedex! It automatically records data...

Season 1
   Prelude

THE END

...to be continued...

(Hopefully this fanfic won't fall apart like the others I did.)

His name is Nommanic Folloreht, not "Nominac Followhert."

btw, are my other characters going to attend the races and cheer the racers on?

... I said they were on Team Shellies.

Ah, yes. Another Mario Kart fanfic. Yeah, sure, I'll join. (Am I allowed to submit multiple characters?)

Character 1: Nommanic Folloreht

Color: #0080ff

Kart: MKPC Daisy Stats (If it's allowed)

Glider: Super Glider

Male

DOB: 2002 Age: 25

Stats: Speed: 1/10, Accel: 10/10, Weight: 5/10, Handling: 10/10

Personality: A pedant. He reverse drifts, trains Pokemon, and can make inferences like Sherlock Holmes does.

Character 2: Jimmy Lavendar (I know, that's not how Lavender is spelled, but that's his name.)

Color: #4000ff

Kart: Blue Seven

Gold Glider

Male

DOB: 2003 Age: 24

Stats: Speed: 9/10, Accel: 3/10, Handling: 2/10, Weight: 7/10

Personality: Clever! He can create brilliant plans to win. He also often wears a cape to impress Kris.

Character 3: Crystal Lynne (nickname: Kris. For the sake of the fanfic, just call her by her nickname.)

Color: #00c080

Kart: Streamliner

Swooper

Female

DOB: late 2003, Age: 23

Stats: Speed: 7/10, Accel: 7/10, Handling: 7/10, Weight: 7/10

Personality: Cheerful! Though sometimes can be stupid. Her dream job is to be a famous Pokemon Idol (look it up, you're a fanficker. Do your research.) She likes men that wear capes, so that explains why Jimmy wears capes...

Anyways, some more information about them:
They are all good friends, who all train Pokemon and own a Hoenn starter. Nommanic owns a Blaziken, Jimmy owns a Sceptile, and Kris a Swampert. They all also own a Pokegear (look it up). Nommanic is the strong trainer, Jimmy is the gimmick team trainer, and Kris the Pokemon Coordinator (look it up.) All three of them are on team Shellies. By the way, in case you're the kind of fanficker that includes... stuff in your fanfic (See super EXTREME Kart Episode 2) then... just a heads up, Nommanic has a """"Girlfriend"""" (Sabrina Nisaro.)

Some characters that will NOT be racing, instead they're just watching: (Hopefully these will be accepted as well.)

Opulent Crafty Mystic Folloreht

Colour: #00c0ff

Nommanic's older brother. She's just here to cheer him on! She also trains Pokemon...

Veenyx Oiramybab

Colour: #008080

Nommanic's friend, who also trains Pokemon. (He)

Sabrina Nisaro

Colour: #ff0080

Another friend of Nommanic's who also trains Pokemon. (She)

Season 3 Episode 6

Welcome to Hoenn!

Nommanic: ... ... (I could either go for the water... or the trees... or the tall grass. Not water... it can't be compressed and I'll suffer injuries as if I fell onto the ground. As for the trees, I'm worried that the leaves... won't hold my weight sufficiently. As for the tall grass... well, I can roll... but... I think... I can decend enought...) You're getting tired? We're almost done... (... so... I think I'm at about 10 meters...) 5... 2... Now!
(He gets Togekiss back inside the Pokemon and jumps.)
Nommanic: Whew! I'm fine. I've landed on my back many times...
???: *from the South* Hey, watch out! There's a lot of wild Pokemon in the grass! Especially after... the accident!
Nommanic: Hm?
(A Torchic is encountered.)
???: There was a lab accident this morning, and tens of Pokemon escaped! They need to all be back by today! These are the last ones, at Route 102!
Nommanic: Okay...
???: How can you be CALM at a time like this?! Just... get outta my way! Go, Treecko!
Nommanic: OH, come on! I'm not just any kid!
???: You don't know anything about Pokemon, don't you?!
Nommanic: AssUMe-ing makes an--
???: Oh shut up!
Nommanic: Can you just...
Torchic:
Nommanic: Oh, uhh... you're excited?
Torchic:
???: Pokemon are dangerous! Don't you know that?! Whatever! Treecko, use--
Torchic: *scratches Treeko*
???: Whoa! Treeko, use Pound!
Nommanic: Hold on! Hold on! Is it really necessary for these Pokemon to HURT each other!
???: Wha-- What do you mean?!
Nommanic: *grabs other person* ... Really, is battling that Torchic really, really necessary? If you've been training Pokemon since 8 years ago, you would know. Battling and catching isn't everything about Pokemon! Making friends with Pokemon also matters! Right, Torchic?
Torchic: *playfully scratches Treecko*
Treecko: *playfully Pounds Torchic*
???:
???: Oh... uh... thanks, I guess. I'll ask the professor if you can keep the Torchic...
(About 3 minutes later...)
???: She said yes! Oh, almost forgot to introduce myself. I'm Jimmy. Jimmy Lavendar.
Nommanic: Nommanic Folloreht.
Jimmy: Huh? "Nominac Followhert?"
Nommanic: NOMMANIC FOLLOREHT!!
Jimmy: Woah, chill!
*CRASH*

Jimmy: What just happened?
Oww...
???: Hey! You made me crash!
Nommanic: It wasn't my fault. You should've looked where you were going.
???: Hey, what just happened?
Nommanic: Look, that was VERY reckless of you! *grabs the yellow text unknown person* YOU, of all people, with those SKATES, should know that!
Jimmy: Uhh...
???: Hmph! How about we do a Pokemon battle to settle this score?
Nommanic: I'll take you on any day! But... uhh... *tries to act nervous but fails miserably* My Pokemon are on low health. C-can I heal them at the Pokemon Center before we battle?
???: Make it quick.
(Nommanic goes to the Pokemon Center.)
Nommanic: Alright... Focus Sash... Exp Share... Alright!
(He returns from the center.)
???: Finally! Go, Raichu!
Nommanic: Go, Red Rocket.
???: A Gyarados? This will be easy. Raichu, use Thunderbolt!
(Gyarados uses its Focus Sash to survive the hit.)
Nommanic: Don't let your guard down. Use Dragon Dance!
???: Finishing blow! Thunderbolt!
Nommanic: Now!
???: ... HOW DID THUNDERBOLT MISS?!
Nommanic: Dragon Dance! Dragon Dance again!
???: Grr! Fine! You can't miss a Surf, can you?!
(Gyarados takes 0 Damage.)
Nommanic: Dragon Dance! Do that another two times! Good. WATERFALL!!
(Raichu dies faints.)
???: *ragequits* I QUIT!
(She throws the remaining Pokeballs on the floor, not noticing that she tossed her Trainer Card in Nommanic's general direction.)
Nommanic: So your name is... Tricia Surge! Surely YOU, of all people, know not to give up. Guys, let's get going!
Jimmy: Before I forget, Nommanic, this is Crystal (Lynne). He's--
Nommanic: Nommanic Folloreht!
Crystal: Nice to meet ya! You can call me Kris for short.
Jimmy: Here's Petalburg City. The first Gym Leader is Brendan, but he won't challenge anyone unless they have at least 4 badges. So we'll have to get badges elsewhere.
(They start walking up Route 104.)
Jimmy: I suppose you know how to catch a Pokemon, right?
Nommanic: Yep!
(They encounter a wild Marill.)
Nommanic: Torchic, use Ember!
(Marill loses 1/2 HP.)
Nommanic: Hmm... I should probably use a Great Ball at 1/2 HP... *throws Great Ball*
*shake*
*shake*
*shake*
...
*click*
Nommanic: Yes! A Marill! They're really rare in Johto! ...

Season 3
   Episode 6
       Welcome to Hoenn!

...to be continued...

Season 3 Episode 5

Until we meet again...

Nommanic: ...I think it's time we stepped up our training...
T: ...?
Nommanic: Look at you. Wimpy Squirtle. Wimpy Bulbasaur. Wimpy Eevee. Wimpy Geodude. Wimpy Larvitar. I think we need to put 'em on a serious training regimen.
Veenyx: Training...?
Nommanic: Yup. Those dopes they fought at Sinnoh can't be the best they've got. We're going to have more opponents to face. Better ones. Stronger ones.
Jay: Aww, chill out!
Nommanic: WHAT...?!
Jay: Goons like that might scare YOU, but I know how to handle 'em!
Nommanic: DO YOU WANT TO GET YOUR STUPID SELF HURT?!?
Jay: You wouldn't say that... IF YOU HAD WATCHED ME COOK THIRTEEN YEARS AGO!
Nommanic: You IDIOT!! Pichuraika, use Thunder!
Jay: Whaaa--!
Nommanic: I'm serious! I can take you to Cerulean Gym if you want! Just to show you how Pokemon really works! Remember, I've been training Pokemon for 8 years now! Edgeyworthy, use Fly to Cerulean City!
(Edgeyworthy Flies them to Cerulean City.)
Jay: Just where is this idiot Gym Leader?
Nommanic: H-His Gym is at the edge of the city. Not very convenient, is it?
Jay: *sighs* Where is it?
Nommanic: Hold up. Lemme check something. *goes to Nugget Bridge, observes, then runs back* Shoot. And since we don't want to interrupt it...
Jay: Interrupt what? A date?
Nommanic: (Uh oh.) No. ... let's just go to Saffron...
*They enter the gate to Route 5*
Gatekeeper: You came from Cerulean City? Have you been to Cerulean Cape? It's a popular romantic destination. Do you have anyone in mind?
Nommanic: (Ow! Why did this bracelet get tight all of a sudden?) You know what, let's head back.
Jay: ... You lied when you said the would-be-interrupted thing is not a date, right?
Nommanic: ... let's just head back, okay? (That was close. I didn't want to have to deal with namesakes today...) Hey, almost forgot, I'll have to teach you how to catch a Pokemon... right...?
(They head into Mt. Moon, where they encounter a Zubat.)
Nommanic: Alright. So the first thing you do is to weaken the Pokemon. Edgeyworthy, use Yawn!
Jay: Wait, why do this now? It's like 9 PM here!
Nommanic: I have my reasons! Edgeyworthy, use Magical Leaf! And now that we weaken it, we throw the Pokeball. Pretty simple, right? I'll let you decide who keeps it.
(They eventually reach the exit.)
Jay: So, why can't you delay the catching tutorial to to-morrow!
Nommanic: I won't be here tomorrow. I'll be in Hoenn.
All: WHY DID YOU HAVE TO TELL US NOW?!?
Nommanic: Because! I can't let you try to talk me out of it, and because I didn't have any good time to mention it!!
Jay: Look, why would you want to go to Hoenn anyway?!
Nommanic: Well, I haven't been to Hoenn yet. I also want to train and meet some new Pokemon, and have a new region to explore! Don't worry, I'll keep in touch with you with my Pokegear...
Jay: Oh... okay.
(They eventually reach their temporary shelter. Everyone goes inside except Nommanic, who instead continues west.)
Jay: Hey, guys! Wanna play some... TRUTH OR DARE?!?
All: Yes...!
Jay: Marcelo! Truth or Dare!
Marcelo: Dare! *smirks*
Jay: Go give the ONLY girl in the group a hug...
Marcelo: SABRINA?!? Ugh... wait, where is she?
Veenyx: Th--
Jay: Shut yo asses up!
Veenyx: Language!
Jay: Let's just wait until she comes back, okay?!

(Meanwhile, outside...)
Sabrina: Umm... Nommanic?
Nommanic: Hm?
Sabrina: I just wanna say... *hugs him* good luck.
Nommanic: (Ow! Why is this bracelet...) ... ... ... ... thanks.
(Sabrina leaves, and heads back to said temporary shelter.)
Nommanic: Alright, Edgeyworthy. This'll be a long journey. Think you can fly me to Petalburg City?

(Meanwhile, inside...)
Jay: You're back! So, we're playing a game of truth and dare! And I dared Marcelo to hug you!
Marcelo: You said that WAY too cheerfully! *hugs Sabrina nonetheless*
Marcelo: Jay! Truth or Dare!
Jay: Dare!
Marcelo: Do a barrel roll backflip!
Jay: Lightwork. *lands on his back* I'm fine!
Veenyx: Alright. One last one. Sabrina! Truth or Dare!
Sabrina: Truth...
Veenyx: Is it true... that you like Nommanic?
Sabrina: H-how did you know...?!
Jay: Kiss kiss kiss! Oh, wait, Nommanic's not here...

Season 3
   Episode 5
       Until we meet again
           THE END

...to be continued...

Season 3 Episode 4.1

The Red Orb

(Earlier that day...)
Kiara: Is that... wait, what is that?
Opulent: Some ruins. Is that a ruined nether portal? *lights the portal*
Kiara: Okay. How about we split up? We'll explore wherever this leads to, and you'll explore the nether?
All: Sounds good.
(Kiara's group enter the portal.)
Phanto: ... Where's the chest?
Opulent: What?
Phanto: Ruined nether portals always have a chest!
Opulent: ...
Phanto: Wait... what's this?
(He holds up a Red Orb.)
Opulent: What's that?
Phanto: Not sure. It might be important, though. I'm keeping it.
Opulent: ... Would Nommanic know about this?
Phanto: I dunno. If he did, he would've mentioned it.
Opulent: That's doesn't sound that reasonable to me...
Phanto: I mean, if this relevant to Groudon?
Opulent: It's Red, for one.

(Sometime later...)
(Kiara and the others return through the portal.)
Kiara: Hi, we're back! Did you find anything important?
Opulent: Well, we found a Red Orb. Not sure if it's important or not, though.
Kiara: W-would... know?
Opulent: Who?
Kiara: Nommanic? Is he your brother?
Opulent: ...Yeah... Did you meet him?
Kiara: Yes. *proceeds to elaborate*

Episode 4.2

The Blue Orb

(Meanwhile, at Mt. Silver...)
Nommanic: Hm? Why is your Squirtle holding... that?
Jay: Isn't that just a... Wait, I'm pretty sure that's NOT a Mystic Water.
Nommanic: I thought so. Anyways, what is this orb? An orb to trigger Mega Evolution or-- OH, Primal Reversion!
Jay: ...!?
T: ...!?
Nommanic: What?
Jay: Why is the Pokeball's button lighting up?
Nommanic: ... ... ... ... IS THAT A KEY STONE?!?
All: What?
Nommanic: According to Bulbapedia,
A Key Stone (Japanese: キーストーン Key Stone) is a Key Item introduced in Generation VI, which is used to allow a Pokémon holding a Mega Stone to Mega Evolve. It is unobtainable in Generation VIII.

When the Key Stone is activated, the Pokémon's corresponding Mega Stone reacts to it, starting the Mega Evolution process. Trainers often keep their Key Stone inside a personal accessory, such as a Mega Ring, Mega Bracelet, Z-Ring, or Z-Power Ring, though there are exceptions to this.

Despite being integral to the Mega Evolution phenomenon, little is known about the origin of Key Stones.

In Pokémon Omega Ruby and Alpha Sapphire, Key Stones, along with Mega Stones, seem to have a strong connection to the meteoroids that rained down on the Hoenn region millenia ago. Matt and Professor Cozmo found a Key Stone and a Galladite, respectively, in Meteor Falls, an area known for having been struck by meteors in the distant past. According to the lore passed down by the Draconids, as told by Zinnia at Sky Pillar, a huge, brilliant meteoroid that struck the planet 1,000 years ago, creating the crater where currently lies Sootopolis City, allowed for Rayquaza to respond to the people's wishes for salvation during a time of desperate need and undergo the world's first-ever Mega Evolution—in this sense, the meteoroid acted as a Key Stone. Maxie/Archie also considers the possibility of altering the Meteorite's qualities to those of a Key or Mega Stone.

Unlike Mega Stones, Key Stones have not been associated with the firing of the ultimate weapon in Kalos. An old legend associated with the Tower of Mastery speaks of a Trainer and Lucario finding the first known Key Stone and Mega Stone in the area.

According to a loading screen text in Pokémon Legends: Z-A, Key Stones work by amplifying the bonds between Trainer and Pokémon, enabling them to channel the power of Mega Evolution.

The Key Stone allows the player to Mega Evolve their Pokémon if they hold the appropriate Mega Stone. A Trainer can only Mega Evolve one Pokémon per battle (or only have one Mega-Evolved Pokémon at any given moment).

Jay: Congratulations, Nommanic. You just made this episode longer by copy & pasting text straight from Bulbapedia! Hey, where's Nommanic?

Meanwhile, inside Mt. Silver...
Nommanic: *picks up something* What's that? ... a bracelet...? *pockets it* ... ... Is that... *checks Pokedex* a Feebas?! Vaporesist, use Surf!
(Nommanics Surfs to the Feebas, and catches it with a Yawn by Togekiss and an Ultra Ball.)
???: Hello? Nommanic?!
Nommanic: ...! *goes back to the cave exit, but trips on a Seaking.* Damn it! *defeats the Seaking, notices held item, takes held item, and exits the cave.*
Jay: Nommanic! Where were you?!
Nommanic: I was fishing. And I found a Blue Orb.
Jay: Huh?
Nommanic: Wait, no, Koopa's held item is a Blastoisinite, I think. THIS is the Blue Orb, which SHOULD trigger Primal Reversion if a Kyogre holds it...

Season 3 Episode 4.3

The Jade Orb

Kevin: That's a village!
(They all head to the village.)
Villager: <Hey, everyone! Visitors!>
Villager: <Hello.>
Villager: <Welcome! Do you want to trade? Emeralds only!>
Kevin: Sorry, we don't have any emeralds--
Villager: <Please! I can offer you this orb for only 10 emeralds!>
*ringtone*
Nashatra: Huh? *receives call*
Nommanic: Hello, this is Nommanic. How's everything going?
Nashatra: Wait, why are you calling ME?
Nommanic: Because I don't have anyone else's phone number, duh.
Nashatra: Oh...
Nommanic: Anything happened?
Kevin: Well, there's this one villager trying to sell a Jade Orb to us...
Nommanic: Buy it!
All: What?
Kevin: Why?
Nommanic: There's a reason! Can you describe the Orb?
Stella: Well, it appears hard. And it's a nice, green color.
Nommanic: Hmm... another call? Uhh... *receives other call* hello?
Opulent: So, uhh, we just found an orb. It's red, and has a Ω on it.
Nommanic: Uhh... it's... Well, keep it. I think that's the Red Orb, used to trigger Primal Reversion in Groudon.
Kevin: Hey, just saying, some people... Mackenzie, Nepalrawr, Magpie20, and EAS want to join our group. Just thought you should know.
Nommanic: Okay... just make sure you get the Jade Orb, okay?
DarkLord: There it is! The Orb!
Villagers: ...!
(TDL takes the Jade Orb and leaves.)
Kevin: Bad news. Uhh... someone stole the Jade Orb...
Opulent: WHAAAT?!? Was it The Dark Lord?!
Kevin: Huh?
Opulent: *proceeds to explain what happened*
Kevin: Oh... so you're trying to stop TDL and save Nerissa?
All: Yes!
Nommanic: *quietly* At least we still have the Red and Blue Orbs.

Season 3
   Episode 4
       The Red, Blue, and Jade Orbs
           THE END

...to be continued...

Season 3 Episode 3.1

Nether "Explorers"

Nommanic: Here we are... the nether.
Achievement Get!
We Need To Go Deeper
Jay, T, Marcelo
(Everyone starts walking.)
Jay: So, why are we going to Yoshi's Island?
Nommanic: You guys remember how I went to Johto like, 8 years ago? (It's 2016 now, btw.)
Jay: Yeah.
Nommanic: And you remember two years ago? MKPC University: How to Win a Race?
Jay: Yeah... Wait, does that mean you were in Johto for 6 years?!
Nommanic: Five. I stayed at Yoshi's Island just before HTWAR. I made some friends there, who were interested in becoming Pokemon Trainers themselves. I figured we could bring them along.
Marcelo: I see.
Jay: What are their names?
Nommanic: They're Veenyx Oiramybab and Sabrina Nisaro. Oh, there's the ice boat station.
(They head to the station and start ice boating to Yoshi's Island.)
Jay: Wait, isn't reverse drifting with karts faster?
NNoommaanniicc:: NNoo,, ssiimmppllyy ddrriivviinngg ffoorrwwaarrddss iiss ffaasstteerr wwiitthh bbooaattss oonn iiccee..
JJaayy:: OOkkaayy......
(They continue boating.)

Sometime later...
Nommanic: *checking Pokegear* Argh, it's malfunctioning. I think... we stop here!
(Everyone slows down and returns the boats.)
Nommanic: If I remember correctly, the portal should be somewhere around here! *looks around* There it is! Wait for me, okay? *goes to the portal* Ember! *enters*

Season 3 Episode 3.2

The New Members

(Nommanic looks around.)
Nommanic: Veenyx? Sabrina?
Veenyx: Nommanic? That you?
Nommanic: Yeah. Remember how I--
Sabrina: Yeah. We're ready!
Nommanic: Good. But did your parents...
Sabrina: Actually, Shysters gain independence at age 13.
Nommanic: Okay. But first... *collects sugar and puts it inside a bottle*
Veenyx: Wait, what are you doing?
Nommanic: I'm making a bomb to break the portal after we enter it.
All: WHAT?!?
Nommanic: I'm done. You enter first and I'll follow.
Sabrina: Okay...
(Sabrina and Veenyx enter, them Nommanic ignites the "bomb" and them enters the portal.)

T: *to self* they're back.
Nommanic: I'm back! This is Veenyx, and this is Sabrina.
Veenyx: Hi!
Sabrina: ...hi!
Jay: Hi, I'm Jay!
Marcelo: I'm Marcelo.
T: ...I'm T.
Nommanic: Alright, now that we have introduced ourselves, our next destination will be... well, the Kanto-Johto-Hoenn-Sinnoh area.
(They all go the the ice boat station and continue travelling west.)

Season 3 Episode 3.3

Love at Second Sight, in Real World Time

Nommanic: I think this is about where our destination is.
(Everybody returns the boats.)
Nommanic: ...and those are some ruins! I think that's a portal there.
(They head to the portal, which was already lit, and enter it.)

(When they return to the overworld, some people are already there.)
Nommanic: Hey.
Kiara: WHO THE HECK ARE YOU?!
Veenyx: H-Hi. You're so beautiful...
Nommanic: My name is Nommanic. And the guy that just fell in love with you is called Veenyx. He's a friend of mine.
Veenyx: ...
Kiara: Why does HE have to do this?! We just met!
IRyS: Come on!
(Kiara is still in a nervous breakdown.)
Sabrina: Don't worry... what was your name again?
Kiara: Kiara.
Sabrina: My name is Sabrina. We can be friends!
Kiara: Oh. You are just trying to calm me down, aren't you?
Sabrina: More than that.
Kiara: Good to know!
(Kiara's nervous breakdown finally ends.)
IRyS: The sky is starting to become dark...
Ollie: So why are we forced to sleep here on the rocks? Isn't there a hotel nearby?
Nommanic: No.
All: Huh?
Nommanic: This place is the Sinjoh ruins, located northwest of Mt. Silver. Hoenn is too far away. Johto is too far away. And Sinnoh and Kanto are on the other side of the mountain. The nearest Pokemon center is on the other side of the mountain, too.
Luna: Then, where are we supposed to sleep?
Nommanic: Hold hands, everybody.
(Everyone holds hands.)
Nommanic: Gramarye, Teleport!
(Everyone teleports to the Mt. Silver Pokemon Center.)
Kiara: This might seem out of place, but what's your last name?
Nommanic: Folloreht.
Kiara: (WHAT?!)
Nommanic: Is something wrong with that?
Kiara: N-no.
Nommanic: Oh, almost forgot. Veenyx, Sabrina. Come.
(He leads them to the entrance of Mt. Silver Cave.)
Nommanic: You two still haven't got a starter Pokemon yet. So, what would you like.
Veenyx: A Larvitar.
Sabrina: An Eevee.
Nommanic: Okay. First, the Larvitar... *heads into Silver Cave* Now, where is it... there! Edgeyworthy, use Yawn! *throws Ultra Ball*
(Nommanic catches the Larvitar.)
Nommanic: Here. But I thought Larvitar were a darker shade... next... *heads into the Pokemon Center and gets the Shiny Eevee, then comes back* the Eevee.
Both: Thanks, Nommanic!
IRyS: Hey... why did you bring us here in the first place?
Nommanic: Resources. There's wood and a cave here.
IRyS: I guess... and it's actually easier to get back to the Ruins that it is to get here. Thanks.
Kiara: Yeah. We need to go back through the portal or else we would...
All: ?

Season 3
   Episode 3
       THE END

...to be continued...

Season 3 Episode 2.1

Swords-Dance-Defensive-Double-Dating

Outside the collapsed cave...
Kiara: Hey, where's Nerissa?
IRyS: ... I dunno. She was muttering about... "FireRed," "Volt Tackle," "Pikachu..." Speaking of which, I noticed that her Umbreon has blue rings, but other peoples' always had yellow rings.
???: *from within the cave* What the--
Ollie: WHO WAS THAT?! Goodra, use Iron Head!
???: *from within the cave* Uh oh, uhh... have Riolu use Swords Dance into a powered-up Aura Sphere! Wait, no, Aura Sphere is a-- *phone hangs up*
???: *from within the cave* Riolu! Use Swords Dance!
Ollie: Almost there! Another Iron Head and--
(The wall cracks open.)
Ollie: !!! Someone's there! Goodra, use your Pulse moves!
???: Riolu! Use Aura Sphere, a.k.a. Hadodan!
???: Starfield! Use Starstorm!
Ollie: *gasp!* Goodra! Use Shelter!
Shelter had no effect, as both Aura Sphere and Starstorm are special.
???: Hey! *uses Blaze Kick on Ollie, along with Riolu* Why do you want to kill us, anyway?!?
Kiara: WHO THE HECK ARE YOU?!?
Opulent: I'm Opulent (Crafty Mystic Folloreht.) Why the overreaction?
Kiara: It was Ollie. She--
OCM: Just a side note, I had to check KFP's profile to determine the characters' genders because it wasn't specified in his/her submission. Do that last line again, thank you.
Kiara: It was Ollie. She's kinda uncontrollable at times...
Phanto: I'm Phanto.
Kiara: I'm Kiara.
Ollie: I'm Ollie.
IRyS: HiRyS, I'm IRyS!
... ...
Miko: I'm Miko(chi-senpai).
Luna: Hi, I'm Luna(tan)!
IRyS: By the way, have you seen Nerissa? She has an Umbreon.
Opal & Phanto: Yes.
(They explain what happened.)
Kiara: Uh oh, we've got to save Nerissa! Let's go, Volcarona!
IRyS: Oh, and what was that voice we heard?
Opulent: It was Nommanic, (my younger brother.)
Phanto: Here, *calls Nommanic.*

(Back in Japanifornia...)
Nommanic: Another call. *answers*
Opulent: Hey! We just met some other people!
Nommanic: That's cool. Who?
Opulent: Kiara, Ollie, IRyS, Miko, and Luna. Oh, by the way, why did you react when they mentioned Nerissa's Umbreon has blue rings?
Nommanic: ... ... That Umbreon is shiny.
Nerissa's
Umbreon
Is
A
Shiny?!
Nommanic: It's not that rare. I have a shiny boxed Eevee myself. By the way, what moves did Riolu know?
Opulent: Aura Sphere, Swords Dance, Meteor Mash, and Blaze Kick.
Nommanic: Meteor Mash? Isn't that Metagross's signature move? Wait, no, Lucario learns Meteor Mash, and its one of Riolu's egg moves... WAIT DID YOU SAY BLAZE KICK? That's Blaziken's signature move!
Kiara: Anyways, we're on a mission to find Nerissa! Any ideas?
Opulent: Wait, let me explain.
(She explains everything that happened.)

Episode 2.2

Dual Destinies

Nommanic: ... ... (A Rhyperior... Ground type. So is Groudon... ... ... It's likely Groudon's true origin is... the nether. The nether is dangerous... withers, blazes, piglins... nothing too dangerous though. I'm also probably gonna go to the nether sometime as well...)
Opulent: Hello?
Nommanic: ... I'm thinking! (As for them... well, it's not THAT dangerous, as long as they don't fall into the lava. And traveling is easier in the nether... I could reunite with...) Do you know what the nether is?
Phanto: Yes, but it's--
Nommanic: I have a plan. I think TDL (The Dark Lord) will go after Groudon, considering that her signature Pokemon is Rhyperior. So of course, we will try to stop her.
Phanto: What? But the nether--
Nommanic: Remember, you have Pokemon by your side.
Phanto: ...
Nommanic: Isn't traveling in the nether 8 times... hey, have you heard about ice boat racing?
Phanto: They built that in the nether?
Nommanic: Yeah. Most people don't know about it since they aren't familiar with the nether. Does... this sound good to you?
Opulent: Yeah...
Phanto: I guess...
Kiara: Yeah.
Ollie: Yeah!
IRyS: I guess...
Miko: Okay...
Luna: Sounds good...
Nommanic: Good. *hangs up* Jay, T, Marcelo!
Jay: What?
Nommanic: We're going to the nether.
Marcelo: What?! But--
Nommanic: It's not that dangerous. Anyways, where is MKPC University...?
Jay: Wait, what?
Nommanic: Alright guys. Hold hands. Gramarye, Teleport!
(They teleport to MKPC University.)
Joshy: Hey, it's Nommanic, Yoshi!
Yoshi: What, you... fine. Hey Nommanic! Get yo ass on somewhere, bro!
Nommanic: Pichuraika, use Kill Child Thunder.
(A bolt strikes both Joshy and Yoshi.)
Nommanic: Remember, this isn't Jay's fanfic anymore! Which means I get to use my Pokemon to defend myself! Anyways. I think the portal is right... there.
(Nommanic and the others run to the portal.)
Nommanic: Kaingnitic, use Ember!
(The nether portal lights up.)
Jay: Nommanic, you are 100% sure that this is safe, right?
Nommanic: Positive! Let's go! First stop, Yoshi's Island!
Jay: What? Why?
Nommanic: You'll see.
(All enter the portal.)

Season 2
   Episodes 2
       Swords-Dance-Defensive-Double-Dating-Dual-Destinies
           THE END

...to be continued...

Season 3 Episode 1.1

The start of an adventure

(At home...)
Kevin: *looks out window* Why... are there leaves floating in the air?
Marcelo: I dunno. Hey, we should investigate! I'm also kinda bored...
(The two go outside.)
Refridge: Hey, where did they go?
(He goes outside.)
Nommanic: Hey, where did Refridge go?
(One by one, they all go outside.)
Marcelo: Hey, I have an idea! We should try to have an adventure ourselves!
All: Okay...
Marcelo: Here, some axes.
(All grab axes.)
GamerGuy: Should we collect wood?
Nommanic: Why?
GamerGuy: I learned Minceraft from watching Phanto.
(All collect wood with the axes.)
Kevin: I think I also got a thing or two from Phanto. We make a pickaxe, then get stone, then...
(Kevin explains everything he remembers about Minceraft.)
Nommanic: ...(So, if there some logs were missing, then that means somewhen else...!) Wait, why are my internal thoughts projected to the viewers?
Jay: I dunno. Maybe because @OCM has decided to make you the protagonist in another fanfic of his that will not take community characters, and because 1). You are based off a fictional detective who uses logic and 2). Your favorite Mario character is Luigi, who can use Luigi Logic. Though I'm pretty sure someone else will be the protagonist in this Season. Maybe Kevin? If not, maybe Marcelo?
Nommanic: Okay...
Kevin: Stone tools ready for everyone!
(All grab da stone tools and start da strip mine. A minute later, they fall into a cave.)
Zombie: oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhh
All: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*turns and runs*
Kevin: Does anyone have any torches?!
Nommanic: I have an electric Pokemon, if that will help. *sends out Pichuraika*
Pichuraika: Rrrrrai!
Marcelo: I'll fend them off! *produces diamond sword*
(He tries to swing at a zombie, but misses horribly and gets knocked back.)
Nommanic: That's not how you use a sword! *takes sword*
Marcelo: You can't be talking! You don't even know how to use a sword, don't you!
Nommanic: That slang isn't even invented yet! It's 2015! Anyways, don't forget I was a war veteran! (And an Elite Four challenger!)
Marcelo: Prove it!
(Nommanic doesn't say anything and instead starts fighting the zombies.)
Marcelo: Well, if your gonna be--
Nommanic: That's incorrect word use!
Marcelo: Whatever! I bet that I can be a better Pokemon trainer than you!
Nommanic: Oh? Than what's your starter Pokemon?!
Marcelo: I dunno! Th-that thing! Right there! *throws the Pokeball he generated*
CONGRATULATIONS! GEODUDE WAS CAUGHT!
Marcelo: I challenge you!
Nommanic: ...
(Put on some Champion Steven Battle Music)
Marcelo: Why do I hear boss music?
Nommanic: Subtle foreshadowing lol
Youngster Marcelo wants to battle!
Marcelo sent out GEODUDE!
Ace Trainer Nommanic sent out Pichuraika!
Pichuraika used Play With Food Growl!
GEODUDE's Attack fell!
GEODUDE used Tackle!
Pichuraika used Kill Child Surf!
GEODUDE effing died fainted!
Youngster Marcelo got humiliated and lost!
Nommanic: What were you thinking?
Marcelo: At least I can beat them, right? *indicates Jay and T*
Nommanic: Well, I guess I have to tutor you guys into being Pokemon trainers...

Alright, guys. As of REAL time (2025), there are more than 1000 Pokemon, but you only need to focus on about 200. Pokemon battle to gain EXP, which helps them level up and get stronger. At they level up, they learn more, stronger moves, and might evolve. Also, their stats increase. To catch Pokemon, you throw da Pokeball at a WILD Pokemon. If you attempt to catch a trainer Pokemon, they will knock the ball away. You buy Pokeballs and other items at Pokemarts. Rest your Pokemon at Pokemon Centers or just do it at home. Your chance of catching a Pokemon depends on their level, HP, and status. When battling, make sure to use super-effective moves to deal more damage, like using Psychic moves against Ghost IN GEN ONE. This does not work in later gens. Well, that's it.

Kevin: While you were talking about Pokemon, we went and got some iron, just to let you know. And we made torches.

Marcelo: I'm feeling like training Pokemon!
Nommanic: There aren't that many of them around here. So we either have to do it less frequently or go through the--
All: ...?
Nommanic: ... nothing. (subtle foreshadowing lol)

Episode 1.2

The Great Cave Offensive

Phanto: Alright, got our pickaxes made, ready to explore a cave!
Opulent: I sure hope we don't run into any people who meet "fools dare intervene" with "extreme force" and don't evolve their Rhyhorn in the middle of a Pokemon battle and do not knock out girls to the cave wall, and thus another trainer doesn't has to use a Pokemon weak to Ground in an unsystematic way to defeat the Rhydon!
Phanto: Of course! It definitely did not happen about 19 years ago in the region south of here!
(Passerby Girl walks by.)
???: ... (Why? First that trainer I was sure for SO LONG was a woman told me I didn't care for my Pokemon, then another trainer came by and AGREED with her-- him, and told me about this kid called "FireRed," and I couldn't even climb up that Silver mountain to meet him, and my team got DESTROYED by that stupid "Volt Tackle" Pikachu! WHY?!)
Phanto: What's she saying?
Opulent: I dunno.
???: Hey! Whaddya staring at?!
Passerby Girl wants to battle!
Passerby Girl sent out Umbreon!
Opulent sent out Lizard!
???: Hey, hey, wait!
All: ...!
DarkLord: I'm the Dark Lord. So, you (Passerby Girl), would you like to join my cause?
???: ...y-yes.
DarkLord: Good. *to Opal & Phanto* Don't say a word-- you know what? *launches them into the cave.*
(Lizard continues the battle and easily defeats the Umbreon with Ember.)
Opulent: Lizard, come back!
(Lizard returns to his Pokeball.)
DarkLord: As for you two... Rhyperior, use Horn Drill Kill Child!
(Rhyperior uses Horn Drill on Opal & Phanto. Phanto dodges it, but Opulent, susprisingly, FAILS TO READ and gets hit.)
DarkLord: That's good. Rock Wrecker, and Earthquake, and we're outta here.
(The cave caves in because of Rhyperior. Phanto quickly grabs a stick, lights it through dubious means, and puts it on the ground to break the falling debris. Then he starts digging with his stone pickaxe.)
Phanto: What now?

Season 3
   Episodes 1
       THE END

...to be continued...

Season 3 Prologue

OCM: Welcome, to the Silly Adventures: Season 3!

I originally had an idea to make it partially take place in the past, but I scrapped it for... reasons.

Submissions are always open! Make sure to specify if your character is in Sinnoh, Japanifornia, or somewhere else!

Oh, and speaking of which, the character list for...

Sinnoh:
Opulent Crafty Mystic Folloreht
Phanto ???
Lizard
Phantolom
Starfield
Various other characters...

Japanifornia: (Yes, they live there):
Red
Blue
Refridge
Kevin
T
Marcelo
Nashatra
Jay
Nommanic
GamerGuy
GamerGirl
Phanto
Indianario
Navy
Stella
potter
little potter
Chris

Now, for the actual prologue...

Chris: So... uhh... hi!
All: Hi!
Chris: So, where are we going?
Nommanic: Back to Japanifornia.
Chris: What's Japanifornia?
Nommanic: From an in-universe perspective, it's the town with the '49ers, the gold rush, and Japan culture. From an out-of-universe perspective... *looks at camera* it's California.
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Phanto: Alright, so the plan is--
Opulent: Got it. So, how are you planning to cut down this tree?
Phanto: I dunno...
Opulent: Can't we just collect sticks? ... We CAN make stuff with sticks.
Phanto: ...(okay, I guess that makes sense.)
Opulent: I mean, in something like a wood pickaxe, it's a stick stuck to a bent stick, right?
Phanto: yeah...(I'm stuck. I think I should ask Nommanic through GamerGuy...)
Opulent: It's fine.
(Phanto calls GamerGuy.)
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*riiing riing riiing*
GamerGuy: Hello? ... Hey, Nommanic, Phanto wants to ask you some stuff.
Nommanic: So. What do you want to ask?
Phanto: Where do you think is a good place to settle in Sinnoh?
Nommanic: What?
Phanto: Like, build a house?
GamerGuy: I think he's talking about Minceraft, but I'm not sure.
Nommanic: Hold up. *takes out Pokegear and starts searching* Well... first of all, where are you?
Phanto: I think we're at the easternmost part of Sinnoh...
Nommanic: That's... not exactly good.
Phanto: What do you mean?
Nommanic: The only sheep you can find in Sinnoh are Mareep, but they're at Valley Windworks, on the west side of the mountains. You'll need to get there somehow, but walking is too slow. Do you have Running Shoes? Or a Bicycle?
Opulent: No, we just got here.
Nommanic: *sighs* Well, I guess you need to sleep on the floor until they get the Mario Kart Transport system ready to go.
Phanto: Okay... wait they're building a Mario Kart Transport System?
Nommanic: Yeah, it's because of an interest to make Sinnoh more suitable for tourists. Oh, and I almost forgot! The Mareep are electric type, so make sure not to get paralyzed by their "Static" ability! If you get paralyzed... either buy a Parlyz heal at a Poke-mart or take some herbal medicine, like Salveyo weed or Heal Powder. Is that it?
Phanto: What about mining?
Nommanic: Well, there's a coal mine somewhere, but for general mining, just go to a mountain or cave. One more thing. If you need Salveyo weed, Poliwag like to eat them, and they only grow in lakes. To use the weed, boil it. You can make herbal tea from it. Try not to get poisoned or frozen. If you get poisoned, find some Remeyo weed, or just go to the nearest Poke-mart and buy an Antidote. Actually, just get some Antidotes to begin with. If you get frozen, just... thaw yourself out.

Season 3
   Prologue
       THE END

...to be continued...

Season 2 Epilogue

A Real Couple?

???: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!

Jay: Wh-what was that?!
???: I dunno. You tell me.
Jay: Wh-who are you?!?
Nommanic: Oww...
Jay: No! Noommaaaniicc!!!
Nommanic: Not... not this t-time again! No! Wh-why?!?
Jay: Wh-what's wrong?!?
Nommanic: P-p-poison!!
Jay: Poison? Wh-what did y-you mean by- -. "not again?"
Nommanic: Don't you remember?! Th--- Yoshi'sIsland! Tw-twelve years ago!
Opulent: Wha... TWELVE YEARS AGO ON YOSHI'S ISLAND?!?!?
T: Oh no... not that one...
Kevin: Uh oh...
Stella: Uh oh...
Nommanic: Wait, you were there?
Kevin: No... we just... visited...
Opulent: Visited what?
Jay: ... ... ... ...it's hard to explain. Oh, are you fine now, Nommanic?
Nommanic: Yeah... I think my body is used to this sort of poison now... after that... *sobs*
All: ...!
Jay: It's nothing serious, people, everything is fine--
GamerGuy: Wait, twelve years ago?
Jay: What? Yes--
GamerGuy: Wait... ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT--
Nommanic: What?
GamerGuy: N-n-no, it's... nothing...
Opulent: Does this mean we have TWO mysteries to solve now?
Jay: Speaking of which, our stay is almost over. I guess it's time to head back...--
Phanto: *quickly* Uhh actually, would it be fine if me and Opulent stayed here? I mean, this region, is, uhh... interesting, to say the least.
Opulent: I'm fine with that *smiles*
Nommanic: *slowly* Sure, whatever floats your boat...
GamerGuy: Uhh... I guess I'm... okay with that...?
Jay: Probably okay...GamerGuy: Hey, can I ask you something?
Phanto: Sure, what is it?
GamerGuy: This may sound a bit weird to ask but... Are you and Opulent a couple...?
Phanto: Oh... Uhhh...
GamerGuy: You.. don't need to tell me if you two are a couple I was just wondering--
Opulent: We just met each other a few weeks ago..
Phanto: So technically not..
GamerGuy: Okay-
Phanto: She does seems like a pretty good rookie Trainer for a place like this, so...
Opulent: Thanks.
GamerGuy: So uhh do we just get back on the ship?
Nashatra: I guess so...
(Everyone gets onto the ship except Opulent and Phanto)

"Bye!"

Chris: Waiit! I just got here, but everyone was gone!
OCM: Get on! You... were kinda late, but you WILL be in Season 4! Now get on!

Season 2
   Epilogue
       A Real Couple?
           THE END

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Georgie: Hi there. Didn't expect me, huh?
Opulent: *gulp!*
Phanto: Don't worry, I think this should be an easy one... go, Phantolom!
Georgie: Okay then...
Phantom: *spawns phantolom* Phantolom, get em outta my line if sight.

Phantolom: PHANTO PHANTO

Georgie: so what’s that gonna do? Like what even is it to begin wi— AHHH

Phanto: Alright, nothing to worry about anymore.

Georgie: ONE LAST BLOW!!!!

*throws explosive joy con strap*

[It's Super Effective!]

Phantom: WAIT YOUR WEAK TO EXPLOSION TYPE MOVES?!? GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE

Georgie: hehe, ive been studying your Pokémon behind the scenes HEHEHEHE

OCM: Cut! Cut! Explosion type moves DON'T EVEN EXIST IN POKEMON!! Just... uh... just continue, okay?

Phantom: uhhh what to do… WAIT! I have another pokemon that is not weak to Explosion-type moves! Starfield GO!

STRA!!!

Georgie: NOW WHAT IS THAT

Phantom: A Starfield. An electric type, moves include:

Starstorm

Star slap

Star force

And moonrock


Specifically affective most on Fire type, Explosion type, and water type, weak to ghost type, and sense your using Explosion moves, the guy who’s writing the script (@PhantomMC) sees you as explosion type, your particularly weak to Starfield.

OCM: Yeah, since this is MY fanfiction, I can make up Pokemon types on the go. In this case, you make them up and I accepted them...

Starfield: STRA!!!

Georgie: wait all this is scripted?

Phantom: …yeah… dont ask how i know though…

Georgie: well Uhhhh, guess ill fight this dumb Pokémon.

OCM: It's doubles? I'll join georgie's side.

Phanto: What?

OCM: It's just scripted, right? Nothing wrong with that.

Opulent: I guess so...

OCM: Go, Aerodactyl! Double Edge 'em!

Phanto: Starstorm!

TO BE CONTINUED

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Season 1 Episode 12

Pirates!

Note: The video should say: "Cross Examination ~ Allegro 2013 - Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney: Dual Destinies OST Extended." If it doesn't, tell me and I'll fix it! Or I'll check it myself on a DIFFERENT computer and fix it on THIS computer. (It's complicated.)

Edit: Yes it worked!

Nommanic: Blue?! What are YOU doing here?!
Blue: It's... hard to explain! This cliffside is being attacked by pirates and we need to defend it! Come here!
(They all climb up a ladder.)
Blue: I'll try to explain everything as briefly as possible!
Music:

   The Pro Karters are attacking this island on a pirate ship! We need to kill them by destroying their respawns with either an axe, hand, or explosive! After that, we kill them! We each get our own kit to do so! Red, Green, and Yellow are here already! You can't swim or else you die, and you can't run away or you get the Coward's Curse! If you die, you respawn if you can. You gradually regain the items you use! I'm the Captain! Red's kit is the Hawk, Green's is the Bomber, and Yellow's is the medic! I can program / hack new kits for you!

   Okay, first... Refridge! You have cryokinesis, so I'm gonna program an Iceball kit... done! Next! Kevin! You can swim, right? Okay, now you can... you have a sword, a bow, and infinite explosives. Next, Marcelo! You can spawn VG weapons, so... full Moonstone armour and tools, a lot of everything... Next, T! Uhh... I dunno. Upgrade to full iron and diamond tools, I guess...? Next, Nashatra! You like Forsaken, right? Err... a Moonstone sword, a Speed Potion, an Invisibility Potion... Next, Jay! You're a bagger, so you rely mainly on items... done! Next, Opulent! Fireball kit! Next, Nommanic... I'll just reuse the Chemist kit (potions) and add some stuff... Done! Next, GamerGuy! Okay, mostly just Electric ball... oh, and a Gun! Okay, I'll give you my favorite gun which just so happens to be a sniper-- Next, GamerGirl! Well, this time a fire BEAM and a crystal... Next, Phanto! You like Minceraft [sic], full diamond for you... Next, Indianario... Slipper Sword and compass, I guess. Next, Navy... *sigh* you don't have any special powers, whatever, full iron, diamond tools... Next, Stella... Lightning, healing, sword, bow... Next, potter, an admin, I guess super OP tools and armour? Finally littlepottar, I dunno...

KABOOM

Blue: Oh shoot! Okay, let's so what you can do! *runs*

Kevin: Alright! *jumps in to the water*
(Stella follows.)
Stella: You sure about this?
Kevin: Positive. First we try to destroy the hull, then we infiltrate when they get there.

(Meanwhile...)
GamerGuy: *stacking up* ...this way, we can snipe them if they try to destory the spawns.
GamerGirl: Okay...
Phanto: *from below* Me, Opulent, and Refridge are gonna guard this place, while the others are bridging...
Opulent: Ow! Poison!
Phanto: What?
Opulent: Someone with poison arrows just sniped me!
GamerGuy: *from above* I'll get them... *bang of gun* Yes!

(Everyone else except Red, Blue, Green, and Yellow are bridging.)
Nommanic: I think this is good enough! Okay, get ready, and I'll throw the knockback potion!
Navy: Are-are you sure about this- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

(On the other side, Red, Blue, Green, and Yellow are bridging.)
Blue: I think this is enough!
Green: Okay, I'll put down this explosive...
Red: Are you sure we're gonna be fine?
Blue: Of course! We have a medic AND a Captain here!
KABOOM
Pro Karter: Hey! Get them!
Pro Karter: CHAAARGE!!

Blue: Alright, put down this beacon, then prevent it from being destoryed and launch the explosives everywhere...
(Several explosives appear, then Red fireballs them so they get to other parts of the ship.)
Kevin: Okay, now!
(Kevin and Stella mine the hull of the ship and try to destroy the spawns, but--)
Pro Karter: Get them! CHAAARGE!!!!
(Kevin and Stella get overwhelmed by the Pro Karters.)

(Back at one of the spawns...)
Stella: Ow!
GamerGirl: What happened?
Stella: I think we just got swamped by them...
GamerGuy: *looking carefully* I think that distracted them, though...

(Meanwhile...)
Blue: *to Green* You got all the explosives?
Green: Uhh yeah.
(Three KABOOMs from above.)
Blue: Good job-- AAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!
Pro Karter: Take that, you--AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
(He gets fire-beamed and electric-balled by GamerGuy and GamerGirl.)
Pro Karter: Uhh...
(Blue swings his axe, then finished by stabbing the Pro Karter, who dies.)
Blue: Okay, now that that... we know where the last on is.

(Back at the cliffside...)
GamerGirl: *from above* Uhh... one... of them is here!
(Refridge freezes the offending Pro Karter, allowing Opulent to fireball him until he dies.)
GamerGuy: *from above* ...and he spawned... right there.

(On the ship...)
Blue: Okay, so get away when the explosives appear, okay?
All: Yes.
Blue: Here goes... *places another beacon*
???: What the--
Blue: Okay, just protect the beacon!
(Everyone prevents the beacon from being destroyed. Then, explosives appear and everyone runs.)
KABOOOOOMMM...!
All: Yes!
Nommanic: Okay, that's enough of that.
Blue: What?
Opulent: What?
Nommanic: Blue. I NEED to ask you something.
Blue: Okay...
Nommanic: Alright. It's just: WHAT is going on with Red, Green, and Yellow?
Blue: Huh?
Nommanic: It doesn't make sense. How come you knew about the teleporting back when we were kidnapped? What about your and Red's strange behavior when we were going to read the book? *holds up the book*
Blue: Wha--?!
Nommanic: And how did you know something when Green was destroying the city? It doesn't make sense!
(Blue dives at Nommanic and tries to steal the book. Opulent gasps.)
Nommanic: Just, WHAT is going on?!?! Just TELL ME!!!
(Blue and Nommanic start fighting.)
Blue: No! I'm NOT, NEVER telling!
Nommanic: Then! Just tell me WHY?!?!?
Opulent: *to the others* Uhh... what do you think we should do?
All: I dunno.

Season 2
   Episode 12
       Pirates!
           THE END

...to be continued...

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S2 E11
The Adventure of the Ghost House Tricks.

Music: https://objection.lol/objection/9894559

Marcelo: Yo! Everyone! Did you know there is an actual Ghost House nearby?
Everyone: What?
Marcelo: Let's go! *runs out*
Kevin: I guess we follow him.
(They go.)

Nommanic: Here we are...
(A railroad crossing gate suddenly goes up.)
(Music Start)
Everyone: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!
Marcelo: Run!
Opulent: *stopping him* No. You were the one that brought us here. You're not supposed to run, not now!
Marcelo: ...rrriiiggghhhttt...
(A guitar suddenly plays.)
T: WHAT WAS THAT?!?
Indianario: It seems safe, though...
*bang*
Indianario: YYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
(He falls to the floor.)
Marcelo: What. Just. Happened.
Refridge: I think he died.
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(The group enters the house.)
Nommanic: Here we are...
(A railroad crossing gate suddenly goes up.)
Everyone: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!
Marcelo: Run!
Opulent: *stopping him* No. You were the one that brought us here. You're not supposed to run, not now!
Marcelo: ...rrriiiggghhhttt...
(A guitar suddenly plays.)
T: WHAT WAS THAT?!?
(The crossing gate goes down.)
Indianario: It seems safe, though.
*bang*
Indianario: That was a close call!
(Opulent quickly burns the pistol.)
Opulent: Whew.
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Indianario: Huh? Am I dead?
Nommanic: Huh? What just happened?
Jay: No, you're not dead. ...
Nommanic: He got shot, though.
Marcelo: Didn't we enter this house twice?
Everyone: ?????
(Music Change)
Phantolom: Phan-Phantooo?!?
Phanto: Huh? What's going on? Phantolom?
(Phanto follows Phantolom.)
Indianario: Like, what's going on?
Nommanic: I dunno...
Marcelo: Hey, speaking of which, it's been a while since @OCM wrote any new episodes for this fanfic, right?
Nommanic: Yeah... this is my new colour, by the way.
Marcelo: Yeah, I got a lot more famous during that time.
Refridge: Should we follow him up?
All: Yeah.
(They go.)
potter: heyguys,ijustfoundthishouse.wassup?
Kevin: Hi, I guess...?
(littlepotter flies in.)
littlepotter: daddydaddywhoarethey?
Nashatra: Great. Everyone time someone joins our party we have to introduce ourselves!
(They introduce themselves.)
???: Having a good time?
Nommanic: Wh-who are you?!
???: I'm not telling! 'Cuz that'll spoil Season 5!
GamerGuy: Wha-- @OCM IS PLANNING SEASON 5?!?
???: Yeah. He has the basic plot already in mind for Season 7. Just a little hint: the protagonist is someone I'm related to. That's all.
Nommanic: Okay. Now WHY did you have to appear 3 Seasons before your debut?
???: I've already debuted. Or rather, I WILL in 12 years, when you're 25 years old... exceptions include Kevin and Stella, who aged only a few years, potter, who will be 31, and littlepotter, who will be 1.
Opulent: Huh. Then I will call you in to be my--
???: Don't spoil it!!
Opulent: Won't your--
???: DON'T SPOIL IT!!
Kevin, Stella, GamerGuy, GamerGirl, Nommanic, Opulent, potter, and littlepotter: THIS IS--
???: I SAID, DON'T SPOIL IT!
All: Fine. Whatever.
???: Well, come to this place.
???: Hey! When will I get to talk to them?!
Opulent: What, and you expect me to greet you with open arms before you will--
???: DON'T GIVE ANY SPOILERS!!!
Nashatra: Okay, there's ALSO the kind of guy that LIKES spoilers! Georgie!

???: Okay, now that that's finished,
Navy: When do I get in the fanfic?!
Nommanic: Oops. Hey, what about that hearth? *points*
Jay: That's a fireplace.
Nommanic: No, it's a hearth.
Jay: So? What's the difference? You need to stop judging things based on narrow-minded cultural assumptions!
Nommanic: (Why do I feel like we have had this same conversation before?--)
Opulent: This conversation was said before, almost exactly the same, on Season 2 Episode 5.
GamerGirl: Hey, is it just me or did are you wearing an earring?
Opulent: Oh, this? Stella helped me carve it from a piece of moon rock we found when we were kidnapped. It's shaped like a violin.
Indianario: Where's Phanto?--
Phanto: *from the roof* A Gh-GHOST!!
(Music Change)

   Everyone immediately rushes to the roof, where they see a Ghost.

   "Can't you use Phantolom to fight back?!?" Nommanic shouts.

   "That's the problem! It's too high level!" Phanto replied.

   "Then we just have to run!"

   And they did run. They ran down the stairs to the second floor.

   "Are we-- noooooooooooooo!" The ghost entered the room. Everyone ran down another flight of stairs.

   "Let's get out the front door!" Marcelo shouts. But it was stuck.

   "Then we have to get out through the other door!" Indianario replies.

   The group runs into the other door, into a large hall.

   "My compass finds a bomb that's about to explode!" Indianario shouts at the top of his lungs.

   Everyone immediately runs to the exit at the opposite side of the room. To get there, they have to run up a short flight of stairs, which Opulent tripped on, falling backwards instead of forwards, because this room uses Anime logic, not real-life logic.

   KABOOM!

   "M-Made it!"

   "Just barely!"

   Everyone was celebrating, but Phanto suddenly decided to run back in the burning hall.

   "Wait, what are you doing?!"

   Phanto, inside the building, jumped in front of a piece of rubble that was going to hit Opulent, sustaining a cut to the face as a result.

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(Music Change)
GamerGuy: *Shaking Phanto* Wake up! Wake up!
Phanto: *regaining consiousness* ... oh hi gamerguy... *collapses*
GamerGuy: Wake up! The Ghost is approaching!
Jay: Okay, how about I just use my bullet bill?
(He uses it.)
Jay: Wait I can't control it at all! Noooooo!!!! We're gonna crash!!!!
Opulent: Okay, everyone's here... wait where's my bag?
All: ...?
Opulent: The bag the Moon Stone was kept in.
Nommanic: WHaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt?!?!?!?!_No!
GamerGuy: Wait, remember what she said earlier?
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Stella helped me carve it from a piece of moon rock we found when we were kidnapped.
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Nommanic: Wait, so you mean-
(The bullet bill crashes into a hillside.)
Blue: *from above* What was that?!

Season 2
   Episode 11
       The Adventure of the Ghost House Tricks
           THE END

...to be continued...

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(In Seasons 1 and 2 they are 13 btw.)


Anyways! I present:
S2 E10
The Original Adventures

(This is more like a background basis than an actual story.)

Music: https://objection.lol/objection/8784545

Nashatra: Uhh what just happened?
Red: ...
Blue: ...
Opulent: ...I think I have an idea...
Everyone else: An idea?!
Opulent: I'm not sure though. Hold up... *rummages around the room* Found It!!
Red: Gimme that book!
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Opulent: ...alright. Time to-
(Red lounges at Opulent and tries to grab the book. Unfortunately, Opulent manages to hold on and spawns a fireball in retaliation. The hotel room turns into a battle of Red & Blue vs. everyone else.)
???: Uhh hey I heard some noise what are you doing?
(Music Start)
Jay: It's Gamer Guy!!
GamerGuy: So, what did I miss?
Nommanic: Not much. By the way, this is Stella, and this is Indianario.
Stella: Hi!!
GamerGirl: Hi
Indianario: Hii!!
GamerGuy: Hi!
(Red takes advantage of their distraction be lounging again, taking the book, and flying out the window.)
Everyone but Blue and Opulent: She can FLY?!?
Opulent: Dddaaarrrnnn iiittt!!! I guess I'll just have to dictate it from memory, I guess.
Jay: But first, let's celebrate GamerGuy's arrival!
Everyone: Hurray! (for Jay!)
(They head for the Mario Kart Stadium.)
Nommanic: ...(darn. The Pro Karters are here.)
Jay: Alright, you know the deal. (but I didn't expect this to be serious.)
Pro Karter #1: C'mon, now. Winner takes all. What do you say?
Everyone on the team except T: I ACCEPT!!
Leader: You WILL regret it...
(Music Change)
Lakitu: Alright, let's start with our special Mt. Moon Raceway! 3 2 1 GO!
(Everyone gets a perfect rocket start.)
Leader: Ha ha ha... Horn Drill!
Nommanic: Dodge it!
(All four dodge it.)
Leader: It's not over yet! Earthquake and Explosion, just like planned!
Lakitu: No! That is not allowed! Stop it!
Pro Karter #3: Sorry, Lakitu... Thunder!
(Lakitu falls out of the cloud.)
Team None: SERIOUSLY?!?
Pro Karter #3: Ha ha ha... what do you have to say, punk?
Opulent: I've got nothing to say to you... you never listen, anyway.
(She shoots a fireball.)
Pro Karter #7: What was that?!?
Opulent: Pyrokinesis. You wouldn't know, of course. ... You're up next.
(Diamond and Pearl come out from the Dry Bomber.)
Everyone else: Wha- WHAAAT?!?
Opulent: ...(Hurry up. They'll distract them.)
(Everyone clambers onto the Banisher.)
(Meanwhile...)
Pro Karter #4: What are you gonna do? Punch me? You can't- AAARGH!! That slap was- WAAAARGH!!
Leader: Get her- YAAAAARGH!!!
Pearl: I'll never forgive you for being so rude to Opulent! *continues slapping*
Pro Karter #2: WAAH!! YAAAARGH!! OOOOF!!
(While the Pro Karters are distracted, Team None finishes the 3 laps.)
Pro Karters: Wha- NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOoooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Opulent: ...and our first job complete. Alright, now I'll try to dictate it from memory...
(They head back to the hotel.)
(Music Change)
Opulent: ...well. This information may be inaccurate, but...
Refridge: *holding up a book* Hey, isn't this the book?
Opulent: Yes! Okay, here goes...
Silly Adventures
1 million pages long
By: Silly Silly
By: Blue + Red
Opulent: I'm gonna skip over some parts you don't need...
CHAPTER 1
Once upon a time Yellow gave Green $100 then Green ate it. Then White told Yellow. then Yellow came to punch everybody. Then Covid 19 started because of that silly stuff. Then World war 1 started. Then Green came to save the day! Then the war ended!
CHAPTER 2
The time turner
Then Blue had an idea! He used an [illegible] time-travel to 1866. He calculated the probability using a quantum computer, built from directions from [smeared with ink] by [smeared with ink] However, a [illegible] silght mis[illegible] caused [illegible] 20,000 [smeared with ink] Then Yellow steeped[sic] in  ano[sic] Blue punched her. [various notes on the side] Then World War 2 started.
[horrible anime drawing of a orange-haired sad girl with large eyes]
From: evil Blue He-He[sic]
Okay, back to the story. [smeared with paint] never struck up [illegible] and [smeared with paint] started fighting in the [smeared with ink] was very drunk from the [smeared with paint] He then punched [illegible] Then [illegible]
Chapter 3
The advent[illegible] of the [illegible and smeared with paint]
With [smeared with paint] [illegible]
Blue's POV:
I called [smeared with paint] I got [illegible]
Chapter 4
The cursed helmet
After that, I [illegible] We then went [illegible] [smeared with paint]sappeared, but nobody noticed. I [illegible] [smeared with paint]
Chapter 5
Recalled to Light
[illegible] She [illegible] it. The helmet. The same one, [smeared with paint] I fought [smeared with paint] off while [smeared with paint] [illegible]
Chapter 6
[smeared with paint]
We celebrated. Then we decided to find [smeared with paint]
Red's POV:
Sorry, back to my story. Then Blue shoted[sic] Kim Jong[sic] from [The] North Korea. [The] Kin Jong's daughter attacked all USA.[sic]
Yellow POV:
Sorry, Sorry. Silly, Silly, Silly [smeared with paint] He He He He He He. Mwa Mwa Mua We are always evil. to Evil [smeared with paint]
Red's POV:
Sorry for interuptions.[sic] So then everybody had to escape USA. But Kim Jong punched Joe Biden.
Chapter 7
Then  Kim Jong enslaved Joe Biden. And He told everybody, "you will all follow my evil rules. Ha Ha ![sic] Then [blacked out] killed Kim Jong the[sic] [smeared with paint] became the president. Then [smeared out] told everybody to buy her 1,000,000 [smeared with paint]
[crossed out]'s POV
So they arent[sic] misnsd[sic] they went a lil shope spre[sic] [illegible] beba and toys. Then they stole all the Kuromis.
Green's POV:
[smeared with ink]
Red's POV:
Then Blue killed tlice[sic] Red and Red survived.
[crossed out: Chapter 8 WWV]
Yellow POV
I will call [illegible] and will give them a AK-47 to kill Kim Jong Un then I [illegible] then [smeared with paint] [illegible] me! that is when world war 3 happened, than[sic] I won the battle but I will revive [smeared with paint and illegible] helped me! I gave everyone who [smeared with paint] then, I got the [smeared with a lot of paint] Since Red wants to learn [smeared with ink] I would like to [smeared with paint]
Red's POV:
Now, next part. Then Blue came to Yellow and to her[sic] a secret. Blue sayd don't tell Green. So he said [smeared with paint]
Chapter 8
Then Kim Jong revived. Then... Long story short.
Chapter 9
Then he had to enslavedeverybody.[sic] Then everybody decided to fight. Then World War 4 started. Then they won!
Chapter 10
The end
Blue aet[sic] shocked when [smeared with paint]
Chapter 11
[smeared with paint]
Chapter 12
[smeared with a lot of paint]
Chapter [illegible]
[smeared with paint]
Chapter 14
[smeared with a lot of paint]
Chapter 15
Cookin' time
[smeared with paint]
Chapter 16
BOOM!
At 13-13-1313 13: 13:13 Everybody's nead[sic] was teleported into a teliot[sic]. Then the Teliots[sic] exploded.
[three blank pages]
Opulent: ...that's it.
GamerGuy: Uhh why is most of it blacked out?
Opulent: I dunno. Probably Red didn't want us to read it?
Nommanic: Or Blue.
Phanto: That's right... where did Blue go?
Nashatra: You forgot to watch him?
Stella: I don't think he'll be returning soon...
Jay: Uhh... what are we doing now?
Nommanic, Nashatra, Kevin, Stella, GamerGuy, GamerGirl, Opulent, and Phanto: I dunno.

...to be continued...

Season 2
   Episode 10
       The Original Adventures
           THE END

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S2 E9

'Nappin'
You know the deal: https://objection.lol/objection/8585473

Nashatra: *wakes up* Huh? Where is everybody? *notices receiver* And what is that thing?
(She picks it up.)
Nashatra: Hello? Anybody there?!
Receiver: ...heh heh heh... quite the early bird, aren't you?
Nashatra: Wh-Who are you?!?

(Music Start)

Receiver: ...notice anything different? ...heh heh heh...
Nashatra: Um. Yeah... everybody's gone, for instance.
Receiver: So you noticed. Good job, little girlie.
Nashatra: Hey! I'm no little girlie!!
Receiver: Don't worry, it will all be over soon...
Nashatra: ...
Receiver: Now, have you realized WHY everyone is gone?
Nashatra: ...w-H-Wh--wh-h-WH-h-Why?
Receiver: Guess.
Nashatra: Wh-wwaaait....  you a d.. on't- mmean  --
Receiver: I kidnapped them, of course. That hotel's security runs no better than a Metapod in molasses! Twenty kilograms -- I mean grams -- of gunpowder does the job.
Nashatra: ...W-wait a m-moment... that door is... g-gone!
Receiver: Indeed it is.
Nashatra: Wh-WHAT DO YOU WANT?!?
Receiver: Nothing much. Just for us to win the next Grand Prix. You're nothing but a useless hunk of discarded trash.
Nashatra: How dare you!
Receiver: Don't worry. We didn't go closer than a meter.
Nashatra: Thank good-
Receiver: -but that means they'll die of starvation.
Nashatra: WH-WH-Wh-wh-wh-WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTT?!? You... you infernal cheaters wh-who will stop at nothing... WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?!?
Receiver: ...
Nashatra: Goodness. Now what am I supposed to do?
(Music Change)

(Meanwhile...)
(Everyone is chained to the wood wall.)
Kevin: Uurgh! What do we do now?!
Nommanic: Break these chains, of course.
Phanto: I wonder how they are doing there...
(He presses his ear to the wall.)
???: My! These Pokemon are quite the defiant- AAAARGH!!
Nommanic: *smiling* Good to know that they are struggling.
Phantolom: Phan TOOOO!!
(Phantolom teleports to the prisoners' side.)
Phanto: Nice! Now hopefully he can unlock these chains...
(Phantolom fails to break the chains.)
Phantolom: Phanto...
Phanto: Great. Now what are we supposed to do? ...WAAARGH! FIRE!!
(The wall behind them starts to burn.)
Nommanic: Hopefully this will weaken the chains enough for us to break them.
Jay: *straining* Yes! I'm free! Now it's your turn!
(Jay breaks everyone else out of their chains.)
Jay: Mario Kart Fist-Fighting was pretty useful, eh?
Kevin: Okay, time to destroy the wall!

(Back at the hotel...)
Nashatra: ... ... ... I just remembered! Jay's phone number was... ... ...what did Opulent say again? Oh, right, that. It's... ... 225-514-2524! *slips hand into pocket* Huh?!? It's not there!
*riiing riiing riiing*
Nashatra: The hotel phone? *picks it up* Hello? Nashatra here! ... Opulent?! Why are you calling? ... Wait, they stole my phone too? ... Okay. You guys are safe, right? ... It's fine. You said a white egg-like bird? ... Edgeyworthy?! What kind of nickname is that? ... Okay, I'll be on the lookout. Anything else? ... Ah so Jay will use HIS cell phone to call ... Wait, a Pokegear? ... Oh. So what's your number? ... So it requires physical contact ... Okay got it! *hangs up* Now I just have to wait ... ... and wait ... ... and wait ... ... and wait...
(Music Change)

(Meanwhile...)
Jay: Well, what do we have here?
Stella: No Pro Karters in sight...
Refridge: ...so this is what they stole...
(Everyone picks up their stuff.)
Jay: *picks up a phone* Huh? This isn't my cell phone!
Refridge: ... ...Wait! Can it be Nashatra's?
Nommanic: ... I'm guessing they took it to prevent her from contacting us...
Kevin: I have an idea! Let's call our room's phone!
Opulent: ... ... Let's try... 251-HSI-NNOH.
*riing riing riing*
Opulent: ... Hi there, It's Opulent. ... Well, actually, they stole your phone too and locked us up. ... Yeah, they did.
(...)
Stella: Don't worry; we are safe.
Nommanic: I'm sending one of my Pokemon. It looks like a white egg-like bird and is holding your cell phone... I took a photo to show you where we are. Hope you don't mind. ... Yeah, his nickname is Edgeyworthy. ... Don't judge. Make sure to look for him, okay?
(...)
Jay: One more thing. I'll be using MY cell phone to call you if anything happens.
(...)
Nommanic: I can also call using my Pokegear. ... Yes, a Pokegear. ... No, when a Pokegear touches a different personal contact technology, it registers it into its list. ... Yeah, that's what I meant. I already registered it. ... ...
Okay, what do we do now?
Kevin: I
Indianario: have
Jay: no
Refridge: clue
Marcelo: at
Stella: all!
Leader: *bursting in* Everyone! We have a situation here! Come over at once!
(Music Change)

(Back at the hotel...)
Nashatra: *standing up* Oh! It's... Edgeyworthy, right?
Edgeyworthy: Toge Togi!
Nashatra: Lets see... here's my phone, thank you. ... Wait... they didn't say where they put the data... oh. It's in the photos... Thanks a lot! Okay then... time to find them!

(Back at the ???)

Leader: Catch them!
Phantolom: Phantooo!
Silver: Horn Drill!
Phanto: Whirlpool! And Sonic Boom!
Nommanic: Eruption!
Jay: Withdraw! Smash them!
Opulent: Bite and Ember!
T: (Skull Bash!)
Leader: Cease this madness! If you don't... they die.
Marcelo: Waait...
Everyone: WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING?!?
(A spotlight shines on Green, Yellow, Gold, Ruby, Sapphire, Emerald, Diamond, Pearl, and Platinum, who are chained to a metal wall.)
Nommanic: That knife you're holding can't kill if aimlessly thrown.
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Nashatra: *running in* Hello everybody! How......
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(Music Change)
Green: ... *smirks*
Leader: ...!
(All the chains suddenly break, and the Leader throws the knife in shock.)
Nommanic: Remember!
Everyone else: NOO
Nommanic: That
Everyone else: O
Nommanic: knife
Everyone else: OO
Nommanic: can't
Everyone else: O
Nommanic: kill if
Everyone else: OO
Nommanic: aimlessly
Everyone else: OOO
Nommanic: thrown!
Everyone else: O!!
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*ping*
Leader: ...! *types furiously on his phone*
Nashatra: *looking* Oh! Looks like you gotta go GAMBLING!!!! Don't gamble in real life, kids.
Nommanic: Hey! I'm the one that's supposed to be breaking the fourth wall.
(Music Change)
Jay: Yes, but I can also break that wall. Hey, @SuperSwimmer, you listening? Note that @OCM may post some of his fanfic characters in the style of the Archipelago bio lists on SFA!
Nommanic: You're not supposed to know that!
Pro Karter #2: Yes, but keep in mind that the person who owns this fanfic is @OCM! He writes what we are doing in this forum message!
T: Yes, but why would he do that?!
Jay: T! You're supposed to be shy, not speak out like this!
Crystal: Look, have you forgotten that this is a fan fiction?!
Gold: Whaddya mean? I put YOU in my picture book "Crystal's Hunting-Crop Whip: Complicated & Tawdry!"
Red: Careful there! You might be sued for copyright infringement!
Blue: And don't expect us to help you when you get lawsuited!
Police: It's the police. Open up.
???: A major scientific break-in! Open up!
Stella: Darn! We still haven't done the teleportation Pokemon yet!
Police: It's the real police. Open up.
???: Tape players and tapes of the Super Mario Bros. Movie! Also, CDs of drawing software!
Police: It's the real police! Not some fake actor police! Open up!
Nashatra: WAIT WHAT?!?
Police: ...Nah. Just joking.
Phanto: Look, can you just wait there and do nothing until we are done with this?! Now where were we?
Leader: Teleportation. Why did HE have to send a forum message now?
(Music Change)
Pro Karter #2: Remember, focus!
Leader: Right...
Silver: Horn Drill! Huh?!
(Phantolom disappears.)
Phanto: Whirlpool!
Nommanic: Flamethrower!
(The battle continues for 2 minutes and 52 seconds.)
Police: It's the police. Open up.
Leader: Dddaaarrrnnn   iiittt!!!
Policeman: You are arrested on suspicion of kidnapping.
(The Pro Karters are taken back into custody.)

Jay: What now?
(They watch two random people playing chess.)
???: Well, you've got no place to go. I'll tell you what your problem is. You broght our your queen too fast.
Nommanic: ...true enough...
???: What do you think? She's one of these feminists looking to get out of the house? No, the Queen is old-fashioned. Likes to stay home. Cook. Take care of her man. Make sure he feels good.
Opulent: ...
Stella: ...
Nashatra: ...
Red: ...
Nommanic: Unfortunately, you are quite incorrect. Having never studied chess terminology, you never know that the Queen used to be called the Minister. Historians believe that this shift was caused by several powerful queens, like... (Darn it! I forgot their names!)
???: *moving a piece* Checkmate.
(The person with the black text groans, then packs up the chess set and trudges off.)
Nommanic and Nashatra: For future reference, don't taunt your girlfriend while you're playing chess.
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Kevin and Stella: Watch out! You'll fall into that lake!
Nommanic and Nashatra: ...I don't think swimming in a cave pool in Sinnoh is safe...
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Blue and Red: *suddenly shocked* Wh-wh-wh-WHAAAT?!?
Nommanic and Nashatra: What was that about?
Kevin and Stella: No idea!
(They teleport back to the hotel.)
Everyone but Blue and Red: WHAT JUST HAPPENED?!?
Jay, T, Opulent, Phanto, and Nommanic: Beats me.

...to be continued...

Season 2
   Episode 9
       'Nappin'

THE END

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