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S1 E3
Best Inn.

Red: We NEED a place to stay... RIGHT NOW!!!
Blue: Hey look! An inn called "Best inn!"
(They go to the inn.)
Georgie: Hey...!
Red: We'd like to check in for...
10 people.
Georgie: Got it! *cracks knuckles*
Nashatra: Try me, little piggie. I eat your kind for breakfast.
Georgie: I can pie hike in 5 seconds and you look like a failed mii creation also not to mention I turned a living life sized potato into mashed potato once, and it was a literal cyborg.
Nashatra: Oh, you wanna go low? I don’t wanna hear it from the pig who’s family is fuckin’ dead (…Ok, that was a pretty messed up thing to say, to be honest.).
Georgie: I have a potion, it killed my family, SO IMA INFECT YOU WITH IT *throws it at Nash*
(All the potion does is drench Nashatra’s clothes with the watery substance.)
Nashatra: …Dude, really? I swear, kids these days…
(She walks to her room and changes.)
Georgie: Your room number is... 6478376892345768203847394754038573402895789308149823705108475438975367934754958678947595348749284793457236858645. The wifi password is... ywuw3esyioee]t[ejuir2g5618teg89v-+35v28v/4v3wy2hn8mv435b[4353c78w43c4-5-4++8v43
Red: Got it. *whacks georgie*
Georgie: All of you! Into the basement!
*BANG*
Georgie: Oh, no. A gunshot's not going to stop me.
(Several things happen at once. Refridge freezes Georgie, while Kevin uses his sword and Nommanic's Gyarados uses "Hyper Beam." Nashatra returns.)
Nommanic: He was "taken care of."
(Everyone goes to their rooms.)
...

Hold it!

The building flies into the air and crashes into the mountain.

Everyone: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

(Everyone tumbles out.)
Gold: It's the end of the WOOOOOOORRRLLDD!!!!!
Red: Quit it and be reasonable, Gold!
Everyone: ...
Refridge: You... know him?
Gold: We've been friends since 4th grade.
Blue: But not best friends!
Everyone: ...?
Georgie: No refunds. Pay me or-
(He gets frozen by Refridge, stabbed, star beamed, and exploded by Kevin, shot by Blue, whacked by Red, diamond sworded by Marcelo, Flamethown, Swifted, Thundered, Surfed, Auroua Beamed, Bit, Rollouted, Rock Slid, Quick-Attacked, Dragon Raged, Twistered, Ice Fanged, Sleep Powdered, Psybeam, Confused, Disabled, Thunder Waved, Earthquaked, Magnituded, Flown, Extrasensorized, and Cut by Nommanic's Pokemon, and hunting-cropped by Crystal.)
Georgie: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Refridge: Now what?
Red: To the supermarket!
Nashatra: Oh... right.
Blue: But the market...!
(They all run to the supermarket called "Best Shopping." ...)
Nommanic: Well, that's ominous.
T: Whaaat?!
Kevin: Let's just go!
(They all enter.)
Georgie: Welcome to Best Shopping!

Hey lookie a lot of characters that will not get used until much later!

Yellow
???:???
Much like Green.
Apparently, they know each other.

Gold
Just your totally normal stupid guy. He has been dumped 17 times already.

Silver
Feared by everyone, he is perfect in all respects. Apparently knows... Red?!

Crystal
She aims to be like her father, Silver. Refers to Red as "little sister." Carries a hunting-crop, like all great fictional detectives do. (Sherlock Holmes if you didn't get the reference.)

Ruby
He has a REALLY loud voice. This often annoys others

Sapphire
An up and coming magician. She doesn't know it, but she and Ruby are (half) siblings.

Emerald
Apparently knows Diamond, Pearl, and Platinum. She's currently on a "mission"

Diamond
Has some "powers" that no one really believes in. Apparently, she is Pearl's cousin.

Pearl
Diamond's little cousin, she has Diamond's "powers" to a greater degree.

Platinum
A mysterious picture-book author and illustrator.

Yo, another character!

Green
Personality: ???
Origin: ???
Powers: ???
Team: ???
???: ???

Details about the protagonist and antagonist
Red: the mom of the family, she grounds and whacks people
Blue: Totally normal middle-aged American man who is totally normal (by American standards.)

Opulent ??? "???" ???
Personality: Same as his twin
Excellent at Mario Kart
He and Nommanic are never at the same place at the same time. This may or may not cause confusion.

Episode 2:
Car Accident

Hey, no one said I (the dialogicion) couldn't submit a character!

Nommanic Folloreht
Adamant, Defiant, Serious. Also nonchalant.
Is a Pokemon trainer.
Antagonist's team.

Episode 1:

No! The protagonist and antagonist are not to be taken by forum members! They are default characters created by the author (Me)!

Prelude:

I forgot to mention something! The ones on the antagonist's side are not silly. (At least, less silly.)

Edit: Please, people, READ! The protagonist is NOT to be taken by forum members! She is a default character created by the writer!!!
Edit2: Also, tell me which side you choose! (Protagonist or antagonist or neutral.)

*ahem*

I've read the rules, and I think this should be legal.

WARNING: THE FOLLOWING FANFIC CONTAINS MANY INSTANCES OF SILLINESS, IS NOT MEANT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY, AND IS DESIGNED TO REPRESENT A WORLD THAT IS QUITE FAR FROM REALITY.

Note: The following fanfic is written as a Silly Adventure (You're not supposed to know what a Silly Adventure is.). A Silly Adventure usually contains ridiculously large amounts of monetary payments, consuming by mouth random objects in the world around, and also punching for no apparent reason which usually cause a world war or something like that.

According to the rules, violence is not allowed, so I'll exclude punching. (Just in case)

Anyways...

You can submit as many characters as you want.
You must have a name and colour with your application.
You can choose to be more detailed.
That's it!

Characters List:


One more thing: each season will have a different goal. (like vacation, shopping, etc.)

That's it! (fr this time)

These site have already been mentioned, (emphasis on already) but I'll share them anyway.
https://objection.lol/maker
https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/
Figure for yourselves what they are.

This episode was... certainly interesting. For starters, I now know:

Kiara's response when she meets someone
Who I should make Veenyx have a crush on in my fanfic (TSA)
What Kiara's interaction with Sabrina should be in my fanfic
(Yes, I am probably just gonna steal some lines from this fanfic and put them into mine. )

Some things I should point out:

Nommanic and Esoteric aren't EXACTLY siblings, but for most purposes, they can be treated as such.
Sheldon does not like FIRE, it's FLOWERS, because flowers are herbs. And he likes herbs because they are used to make potions.
Blue is not named Blue because he likes Blue. Instead, just pretend it's an anime name. Blue does like the colour Blue, though.
Dark does not like darkness! This is another anime name...

In that case, can you make it so that they don't have any special item? I know it only says that age is optional. But, if you can't let them not have a special item then I guess you can give them whatever item fits them best:

Nommanic -- Triple Mushroom. (Yes, that's a special item in Tour. If not, then the Mushroom Cannon)

Opulent: Red Fireball

Cinnamon: Yoshi Egg

Esoteric: Ice Flower

Blue: Capsule

Veenyx: Chain Chomp

Sabrina: Heart

Speaking of which, I totally forgot I had these OCs as well:

Isabelle Aenimade
Bumble V
Swooper
#cc0000
Speed: 6/10, Accel: 6/10, Handling: 6/10, Weight: 4/10, MT: 7/10
An excellent fighter. She's a natural with animals (and Pokemon), even being able to talk to them like Natural Harmonia Gropius!
Special Item: Triple Green Shells
Age: 25, Bday: 2002.

Sheldon Aenimade
Wildlife
Flower Glider
#33ccff
Speed: 8/10, Accel: 5/10, Handling: 6/10, Weight: 5/10, MT: 4/10
An excellent fighter. He's a natural with plants and potions, with them being his specialty.
Special Item: Fire Flower
Age: 25, Bday: 2002

Dark Aenimade
Poltergust 4000
Paraglider
#ff6600
Speed: 7/10, Accel: 8/10, Handling: 5/10, Weight: 5/10, MT: 8/10
An excellent fighter. He is great at computers, can hack, and is incredibly talented at building things with redstone.
Special Item: Chain Chomp
Age: 25, Bday: 2002

Wally Aenimade
Standard Kart
Super Glider
#66ff00
All stats: 6/10
An excellent fighter, and is extremely talented at almost everything. His specialty is music.
Special Item: Triple Banana
Age: 25, Bday: 2002

Hmm... no problem. (By the way, is it fine if the kart is from MKPC or the special item a custom one?)

Nommanic Folloreht
Daisy Stats
Normal Glider
#0080ff
Speed: 1/10, accel: 10/10, handling: 10/10, weight: 4/10, mt: 10/10
Somewhat of a pedant. He reverse drifts, is the best Pokemon trainer in the group, is good at observing and deducing, (like Sherlock/Mycroft Holmes), and is a war veteran, I might point out.
Special item: TM, allows him to use a move from any Pokemon game. For example, Explosion, will create a large explosion that will spin out ALL karts within the blast range, Fusion Bolt can be used to lighting-strike someone OR be used to power up his Typhlosion's Fusion Flare. Waterfall acts similar to a mushroom but spins out anyone if they come in contact.
Age: 25, as of 2027. Bday: 2002

Sabrina Nisaro
Light Dancer (MKDS)
Normal Glider
#ff0080
Speed: 7/10, Accel: 7/10, Handling: 7/10, Weight: 4/10, MT: 4/10
Joyful, and somewhat shy around those she doesn't know. Skillful at supporting, like through status conditions or stat boosts. Oh, forgot to mention that she--
Special Item: Cute Charm, when used, inflicts volatile status conditions on the opponent, like infatuation, confusion, etc. This ends after a lap's worth of CPs have been passed by said opponent.
Age: 24, as of 2027. Bday: 2003

Veenyx Oiramybab
Wildlife (MKDS)
Normal Glider
#008060
Speed: 9/10, Accel: 5/10, Weight: 4/10 Handling: 6/10, Mt: 4/10
Kind to others, usually. Is very vengeful in case something happens to his friends (Nommanic, Sabrina).
Special Item: Huge Power, doubles his other items' power for the rest of the race. Can be stacked infinitely, multiplicatively.
Age: 23, as of 2027. Bday: 2004

Opulent Crafty Mystic Folloreht
ROB-BLS
Normal Glider
#00c0ff
Speed: 10/10, Accel: 6/10, Weight: 5/10, Handling: 7/10, MT: 7/10
Tomboyish, duh. What other personality would a female character have? Oh, and she's very serious when in a competition.
Special Item: Fireball, flies in a straight line and explodes on contact with anything, doing huge knockback to karts that were close to it.
Age: 28, as of 2027. Bday: Dec 18, 1999

Cinnamon Folloreht
B Dasher (from MK7)
Normal Glider
#0000ff
Speed: 8/10, accel: 4/10, weight: 6/10, handling: 3/10, MT: 5/10
Somewhat cunning. He can also manipulate you with psychology, so watch out.
Age: 27, as of 2027.

Esoteric Alpaca Folloreht
Mach Bike
Normal Glider
#4040ff
Speed: 7/10, Accel: 3/10, Handling: 4/10, Weight: 4/10, MT: 8/10
Kinda sneaky, and keeps up with the latest information.
Age: 26, as of 2027

Blue Folloreht
Poltergust 4000
Normal Glider
Preset Blue
Speed: 8/10, Accel: 8/10, Handling 8/10, Weight: 5/10, MT: 8/10
Personality: A geek. Knows a lot about computer programming, tech, and whatever "Battle Buddies" are.
Special Item: Bomb
Age: 37, as of 2027. Bday: 1996

(Yeah... that was a lot of characters.)

Wrong color.

THIS is the correct colour for him.

Oh, and by the way you can just put their first names (Nommanic, Opulent, Cinnamon, Esoteric) for the character list.

Edit: I forgot to mention their ages and genders:

Nommanic: 25 Male
Opulent: 28 Female
Cinnamon: 27 Male
Esoteric: 26 Female

Alright, I'm joining. (Well not me, my OCs are joining.)

Nommanic Folloreht
Daisy Kart from MKPC (if that's okay)
Normal Glider
Stats: Accel/Offroad: 10/10, Speed: 1/10 Handling/Drift: 10/10, Weight: 4/10
Color: rgb #0080ff
Personality: Somewhat of a pedant, and will often give advice on the current situation.

Opulent Crafty Mystic Folloreht
ROB-BLS from MKDS
Normal Glider...
Stats: Accel: 5/10, Speed: 10/10, Handling: 7/10, Weight: 6/10, Drift: 3/10, Off-road: 4/10
Color: rgb #00c0ff
Personality: Serious in competitions, not so serious outside of competitions.

Cinnamon Folloreht
B Dasher (from MK7)
Normal Glider again...
Stats: Accel: 4/10, Speed: 7/10, Handling: 9/10, Weight: 5/10, Drift: 3/10, Off-road: 4/10
color: #0000ff
Personality: Mostly serious, a leader, and has a lot of responsibility. Is a fan of Rube Goldberg machines.

Esoteric Alpaca Folloreht
Mach Bike from MKWii
Normal Glider... again.
Stats: Accel: 3/10, Speed: 7/10, Handling: 4/10, Weight: 5/10, Drift: 8/10, Off-road: 3/10
Personality: Somewhat of a prankster...

Well, here's some extra stuff you probably won't need:

Nommanic:

Able to manipulate atoms and electrons (not protons, neutrons, or quarks.) This lets his create stuff from thin air.

Plays the viola.

Owns a Pokegear and Completed Johto Pokedex

Opulent:

Can read minds (check out my explanation on Sebastian's  fanfic "The Lost Tracks" for details), and has pyrokinesis.

Plays the violin

Owns a Poketch and Sinnoh Pokedex

Cinnamon:

Able to simply MOVE objects. This lets him fly or make others fly.

Plays the cello.

Doesn't own anything Pokemon-related.

Esoteric: Can establish telepathic communication lines. Has cryokinesis.

Plays the bass.

Doesn't own anything Pokemon-related.

That's it.

(Can't wait to see what you cook up!)

Note: If there ever is a fight, they'll either use their Pokemon or get items from their Ender Chests (from Minceraft) if there's one nearby. Otherwise, they use Pokemon.

Nommanic will use either:

Hisuian Typhlosion, Vaporeon, and Shiny Alolan Raichu
OR
Projectile Protection Armour + Riptide Trident/Lunge Spear

Opulent will use either:

Shiny Mega Charizard X, Shiny Mega Lucario, and Infernape
OR
Blast Protection Armour + Flame Bow/Fire Aspect Sword

Cinnamon will use either:

Pseudo-legendaries like Dragonite, Tyranitar, or Salamence
OR
Protection Armour + Mending Spear/Density+Breaching Mace (don't ask how)

Esoteric will use either:

Eeveelutions like Glaceon, Sylveon, and Espeon.
OR
Fire Protection armour + Splash Potions/Sharpness X sword. (Don't ask how it's possible)

Here's the real end.

You're describing Kevin. (Was it intentional?)

Correct description if it was NOT intentional:

H-How did I miss this topic?!

(btw I'm pretty sure you're allowed to triple post IF the posts aren't on similar days. So for example triple posting on 10-12, 10-15, and 10-27 SHOULD be fine.)

Enough talk! Now onto the characters! (Season two, because there's already max people.)

Nommanic Folloreht

#0080ff

You know, you know. But, as a buddy, he's pretty pedantic. ("That's not a violin, that's a viola!"

Nommanic's Rescue Operation:
Nommanic has been trapped on the peak of Mt. Silver! It is YOUR job to rescue him before he freezes to death! Solve puzzles, identify clues, and put those clues together before it's too late!

Each turn, he generates a random item for you!

Opulent Crafty Mystic Folloreht (If I'm allowed to submit two characters for the next Season.)

#00c0ff

As a buddy, just Serious, and Cheerful at the same time.

Mind Reader: Guess (or read) what Opulent is thinking! Most points out of 5 rounds wins! (Sudden Death SSB if there's a tie.)

She lets you know what your opponents are planning or thinking!

Cross-Examination: Allegro 2007:

The first song I made. Why not share it?
(The purple ring tells you which parts are completed.)

Edit: I didn't see that snowdrift suggested Anime Team Rocket. I might suggest doing Team Rainbow Rocket from USUM (Ghetsis, Lysandre, Giovanni, Cyrus, Maxie, and Archie.)



That's pretty cool! Though I think you may have some of the colours mixed up...

THIS is what Nommanic's colour should be.

THIS is what Opulent's colour should be.

Anyways, really interesting introduction! I have another idea for the main antagonist/villian:

Pyro Aenimade (formerly Pyra Aenimade)

Destructive. Wants to take over the world.

#c00000

Bad, duh.

Kart: None.

Some background information: She/He has incredible powers, including pyrokinesis, flight, energy ball, laser eyes, etc. Her/His main Pokemon is a Horn Drill Rhyperior that can attack people and knock them out. She/He was once defeated before, but fused with a Virus he/she made to become more powerful. He/she can kill people, by the way. The good team might need some legendaries to help them out... like, idk, Mewtwo, Mew, Celebi, Lugia (not Ho-oh), Primal Groundon, Primal Kyogre, Mega Rayquaza, Dialga, Palkia, Origin Giratina, Arceus, a somehow fused Reshiram + Zekrom + Kyurem(?), and I don't know any legendaries after Gen V.

Ah yes, another fanfic to sign up for.

I could fill the entire roster, but since that wouldn't let anyone else join, I'll just fill in one or two:

Nommanic Folloreht

Somewhat Pedantic

#0080ff

Role: Well, the prologue isn't here yet, so for now I'll say good.

MKPC Daisy Stats

And of course, some background understanding because this character is kinda lore heavy:

As of 2027 in fanficverse, he is 25.

Shyster, which basically just means he has a costume that lets him transform between Human and Shy Guy.

Relatives: Blue Folloreht (older brother), Opulent Crafty Mystic Folloreht (older sister), Cinnamon Folloreht (older counterpart), Esoteric Alpaca Folloreht (older sister's younger counterpart)

He's great at the trident and spear, is one of the best Pokemon trainers, and is a war veteran.

Pokemon: (I'm sure you won't need this, but it's nice to have.)

Spoiler [ShowHide]

Hisuian Typhlosion (Nick: Kaingnitic)
Kaingnitic is Nommanic's first ever Pokemon. He can use Eruption, Fusion Flare, Bitter Malice, and Astral Barrage.

Vaporeon (Nick: Vaporeist)
Was once an Eevee, of course. He usually sets up Rain Dance, Aqua Ring, and Acid Armor, then attacks with either Snipe Shot or Ice Beam.

Alolan Raichu (Nick: Pichuraika)
Caught at Viridian Forest, of course. She's a set-up heavy Pokemon, using Rain Dance, Reflect, Calm Mind, Agility, Light Screen, and Thunder Wave before attacking with either Lumina Crash, Thunder, or Surf.

Shiny Mega Gyarados (Nick: Red Rocket)
He was caught at the Lake of Rage. He uses Dragon Dance to power up, before using a physical Dark, Water, or Ice type move.

Mega Blastoise
Moves: Water Spout, Scald, Hydro Steam, and Flash Cannon. Not much else to say, sorry.

Mega Blaziken (Nick: Trailblazer)
Caught when Nommanic was in Hoenn. She can use Sacred Fire, Collision Course, Earthquake, and the elemental Punches. Oh, and might have something for Kaingnitic--

(Of course, there are much more, but these are the main ones.)

Other character:
Opulent Crafty Mystic Folloreht

Serious, mostly.

#00c0ff

Role: Good, until the prologue releases.

ROB-BLS

Some background information

As of 2027 in fanficverse, she is 27.

Has the ability of Pyrokinesis and can read minds.

Relatives: Blue Folloreht (older brother), Nommanic Folloreht (younger brother), Cinnamon Folloreht (younger brother's older counterpart), Esoteric Alpaca Folloreht (younger counterpart)

She's a really athletic person, good at long range with a Flame Bow and good at short range with a dagger.

Pokemon:

Spoiler [ShowHide]

Mega Charizard X (Nick: Liz)
He was received as a gift for winning a Mario Kart tournament, and was her first Pokemon. It eventually grew to be a strong physical attacker with Flare Blitz (which, by the way, does not have recoil for him), Dragon Hammer, Dragon Dance, Beak Blast, and Brave Bird (which also doesn't have recoil.)

Mega Lucario NOT-Z (Nick: Riocalu)
Caught in one of the eastern mountains of Sinnoh. The normal Mega evolution lets her use Both Physical and Special Fighting and Steel type moves, whose power is increased further by Adaptability. Moves include Detect, Aura Sphere, Brick Break, Meteor Mash, Life Dew (for some reason, Riocalu knows this move,) and Flash Cannon.

(Those are the main two, I might finish this later, or maybe not.)

Season 1 Episode 2
The Great Cave Offensive

Leaf: Yeah! Next up, Cerulean City! *rushes inside Mount Moon*
Grunt: Where do you think you're going?
Grunt2: We are in a top-secret to steal the Moon Stone from the mountain!
Grunt: Shut up, you fool! You just leaked our entire plan for the public!
Grunt2: Not if she never leaves the mountain!
Leaf: ...!
Aqua: *running in* Hold it! A two-on-one battle? That is so unfair! Typical of Team Rocket to be so sneaky. Allow me to join the battle!
Grunt3: What's the hold-up here?
Grunt: Sir, they have valuable information! We can't let it spread!
Grunt3: I agree. Hey, you! Yes, YOU! Come here! We need you!
(Grunt4 comes.)
Fire: *walks in* ...!
Grunt2: Another one!
Grunt4: You're going down!

Grunt: Prepare for trouble!
Grunt2: Make it quadruple!
Grunt3: To protect the world from devastion!
Grunt4: To unite all peoples within our nation!
Grunt: To denounce the evils of truth and love!
Reshiram: *flying somewhere above Mt. Moon*
Grunt2: To extend our reach to the stars above!
Grunt3: Team Rocket, blast off at the speed of light!
Grunt4: Surrender now, or prepare to--
Grunt: FIGHT!
Grunt2: FIGHT!!
Grunt3: FIGHT!!!

The Sunlight turned intense!
All: ?!?
Fire: ... (Pika, Thundershock the Zubat!)
Pika: Ppp...iiikaaa... *Thundershock severely misfires*
(Another Reshiram cry from above.)
Wild Reshiram used Fusion Flare!
All: ?!?!?
Wild Reshiram used Blue Flare!
All: !!!
Leaf: Wartortle, use Water Gun!
(Water spews everywhere. Wild Geodude are panicking.)
Grunt4: Run!!!
(Everyone runs all around.)
Lance: Stop right there, criminal scum!
Grunts: ...!
(Another cry from outside)
Lance: A... Reshiram? Dammit, it's angry! *goes outside to confront* Dragonite! Use Thunder Wave!
(Reshiram becomes paralyzed.)
Lance: ... (This isn't the best subduing move, but... I don't have any other options.)

Meanwhile, inside the Cave...
Leaf: *heading towards the exit* Oh, are these... fossils?
Jovan: Hey, I found them first!
Leaf: Really?
Jovan: Yes! Of-of course!
Leaf: ...Y'know, it's not fashionable to be a nerd.
Brock: I agree.
Leaf: Brock?! Where did you come from?!
Brock: I like fossils. I'm a rock-type trainer, see? (Heh heh...)
???: They're minerals, Brock.
All: Huh?
Steven: I'm Steven Stone, Champion of the Hoenn region. I came here after a message from Lance that there were dangerous Pokemon on the loose.
Lance: *from outside* Actually, it's an angered Reshiram.
Steven: A Reshiram?!
Lance: Yes. It-- urgh!
All: !!!
(When no one's looking, Leaf swipes the fossils.)
Jovan: Hey! *chases*
Steven: ...?
(A crash comes from the direction of Cerulean City.)
Steven: *checking* What?! A Zekrom too?!
Misty: *exiting Gym* What?
Steven: Stay back, you! This is dangerous!
Misty: I'll be fine! I'm not just any kid! By the way, the name's not "you," it's Misty!
Brock: *slight blush*
Misty: *glare*
Brock: ...
(Zekrom charges at Starmie, who dodges it.)
Lance: *from other side of Mountain* Do you have any non-harming status moves?!
Steven: ... ... My Aerodactyl knows Ice Fang and Thunder Fang!
Lance: An Aerodactyl?! Damn, it snapped out of parAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAlysis!
Steven: How are we supposed to handle both a Reshiram AND Zekrom--
Reshiram: ...? ...!
Zekrom: ...? ...!
(Reshiram and Zekrom ignore everyone else and start fighting each other.)

Meanwhile, on Nugget Bridge
Brock: *indicating girl on Cerulean Cape* Perfect. That spot is... perfect for our first meeting.
Misty: Yeah, as soon as she meets you, she can jump right off!
Brock: No, I m-meant that Cerulean Cape is a popular romantic destination.
Misty: Well, I didn't know that... ...
Brock: ...?
Misty: ...
Brock: ... *walks to Cerulean Cape while Misty observes*
Daisy Oak: ...! *covers her ears and sends out Wobuffet, instructing it to use Counter, Mirror Coat, and Magic Coat* ... ... *opens parasol and hops over the guardrails, planning to land on a small patch of land when--*
(A weird, purple, alien-like monster in a spaceship appears and captures Daisy.)
Brock: A kidnapping?!

Meanwhile, at Cerulean Gym...
Misty: ...WHY is there an ad on the back?! I didn't approve of this! ... 917...555...0185... www.SMBPlumbing.com *calls and waits.*

Luigi: Mario! We've got a call! *answer* Hello? Mario Bros Here!
Misty: I'd like to make a formal complaint about--
Brock: *interrupting* Uhh HELP, ANYONE?! A GIRL WAS JUST KIDNAPPED BY A WEIRD ALIEN!!!
Mario: !!!
Luigi: Where?! Where?!
Misty: Cerulean Cape, Kanto!
Luigi: Where's Kanto?!
Mario: Luigi! I founda dis map, and Kanto is rrright... here!
Luigi: Lets a go! *hangs up.*
(3 minutes later...)
(A warp pip pops up in the ground.)
Luigi: Mario! I see da spaceship right there! *points t*
Mario: We take... this cannon! *points at map*
(Mario enters the warp pipe to the cannon, while Luigi does his up taunt.)
Luigi: Hoh hah hee heh hoo! *attempts to Green Missile into the warp pipe, but misfires and instead flies across the Pacific and lands in New York*

Brock: ... ... ... ...
Misty: ... ... ... ...

Inside the spaceship...
Tatanga: Sir, I've captured the target!
???: Good, but let's check to make sure.
Tatanga: Okay, fine. She's wearing a green--
???: GREEN?!? The Princess wears ORANGE, you idiot!
Tatanga: Whaaat?! But her name is Daisy!
Daisy Oak: ...! (Is that the Rock Tunnel?) Electrode, use Explosion!
Tatanga: Huh?!
KABOOM
Daisy Oak: Pidgeot, use Fly!
(Pidgeot flies to Route 9, where Daisy dismounts and proceeds to run.)

Cerulean City...
Brock: *indicating* Hey, wasn't that... ... ...

Season 1
   Episode 2
       The Great Cave Offensive
           THE END

...to be continued...

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Season 1 Episode 1

Type Matchups Don't Matter!

Route 1...
Aqua: A Pidgey...
Pokedex: Pidgey is a bird Pokemon. It can learn Tackle and Sand-Attack.
Aqua: A bird, huh? *looks at chart* ...so... It beats... Ground, Grass, and Bug. It is also immume to... Ghost. It is weak to Ice, but eventually my Charmander should beat ice types... and rock types... Alright, I'm catching a Pidgey... There it is! Charmander, use Scratch! ...great. And now, the Pokeball... Yes!
Leaf: Hey, Blue!
Aqua: You again? Can't you-- Whatever. I'll battle.
(Battle begins.)

Leaf: Hey, check out my Squirtle's new move! It's called Water Gun!
Aqua: !!! Charmander, come back! Go, Pidgey! Use Sand Attack!
(Squirtle's Water Gun misses.)
Leaf: ...? (I thought it had 100% accuracy!)
Aqua: Good. Sand Attack, again!
Leaf: Squirtle, use Water Gun!
(Pidgey Sand Attacks, then Squirtle Water Guns, which hits and faints Pidgey.)
Leaf: Great.
Aqua: Go, Charmander! Use Scratch!
Leaf: Water Gun!
(Water Gun misses. Scratch hits and crits, causing Squirtle to faint.)
Leaf: ... Why?! *goes to the nearest Pokemon Center in Viridian City*
Aqua: *goes to Viridian Forest to train*


At Viridian City...
Fire: ... (Whew! Finally, Viridian City! I wonder who the gym leader is...)
Leaf: *from the west* Hey, Red!
Fire: ... (Green?) *walks over*
Leaf: My Squirtle's been training hard and now knows Water Gun! Cool, right?
Fire: (Yeah...) Do you know who the Viridian City gym leader is?
Leaf: Giovanni. He specializes in... *searches her memory* Ground type Pokemon.
Fire: (Cool... but how did you know?)
Leaf: I'm actually friends with her son, Silver! Pretty cool, right? He's kinda a jerk, though...
Fire: ...
Leaf: Giovanni's usually not at the Gym. I wonder why...
Fire: ... (Me too.)
Leaf: Oh! Before I forget! Gym Leader Brock of Pewter City... *checks posters on the side of the Poke-mart* ...is "Looking for someone worthy to challenge" him. Blue said he "intended to do so, and earn the badge."
Fire: ... (Okay then, so it's a challenge?)
Leaf: It's tommorow at 10:00 AM! Blue's already training at Viridian Forest!
Fire: ... (Brock... the Rock-solid Pokemon trainer... Alright, Pika! Lets do this!) *runs to Viridian Forest, also to train*


The next day, at the Pewter City Gym...
Aqua: So... This is the Pewter City Gym... *enters*
Announcer: Who do we have here? Aqua Oak, from Pallet Town! With a Pidgey and Charmander, the odds are stacked against him! The aspiring trainer will have to defeat Pewter Gym's Camper Liam to be able to challenge Brock!
(Battle starts)
Announcer: Camper Liam sends out Diglett! Aqua sends out his Charmander! Diglett starts by using Magnitude! And Aqua switches to his Pidgey! Diglett's Magnitude doesn't affect Aqua's Pidgey! The Pidgey uses Sand-Attack, decreasing Diglett's accuracy! Diglett tries to Scratch, but it misses! Pidgey then uses Quick Attack, taking out the Diglett! Liam sends out Sandshrew, but the Sandshrew is taken out by a Gust of wind from Pidgey! Trainer Aqua wins the battle! He can now advance to challenge Leader Brock!
Brock: So, you're here. I'm Brock. I'm Pewter's Gym Leader. My rock-hard willpower is evident even in my Pokémon. My Pokémon are all rock hard, and have true-grit determination. That's right - my Pokémon are all the Rock type! Fuhaha! You're going to challenge me knowing that you'll lose? That's the Trainer's honor that compels you to challenge me. Fine, then! Show me your best!
(The Gym Leader battle begins.)
Music:
Announcer: Brock leads with his Geodude, and Aqua with his Pidgey! Pidgey starts with Sand-Attack, but Geodude is bulking up with Defense Curl! Pidgey tries a Gust of wind, but it's not very effective against the Rock type Pokemon, who uses Defense Curl, again! Pidgey goes for a Tackle, dealing some damage, but is taken out by a Tackle from Geodude. Aqua sends out Charmander, who defeats the Geodude with Ember. Brock sends out Onix! Onix uses Screech, and Charmander uses Ember, barely damaging Onix! Onix prepares to use Skull Bash! But! Charmander parries it with a well-timed Metal Claw! Aqua wins the battle, earning the Boulder Badge! That was an awesome battle from both sides!
(The crowd cheers. The music ends.)
Brock: I took you for granted, and so I lost. As proof of your victory, I confer on you this... the official Pokémon League Boulder Badge!
Announcer: Next challenger... Leaf Fey, also from Pallet Town! With her water-type Squirtle, she has a big advantage in this gym challenge! Now, for the qualification round against Liam...
(Another battle begins.)
Announcer: Right of the bat, a Water Gun immediately defeats Liam's Diglett! Liam then sends out Sandshrew-- oh, another Water Gun! Leaf may now advance to challenge Leader Brock!
Brock: Wow, it's not often that we get a challenger...(nevermind). I'm Brock, the Pewter Gym Leader. I'm an expert on Rock-type Pokémon. My Pokémon are impervious to most physical attacks. You'll have a hard time inflicting any damage. Come on!
(Battle starts again.)
Music, again:
Announcer: And the famous first attack strikes again, with Water Gun taking out Brock's Geodude! Brock now sends out Onix, who whips up a tornado, decreasing Squirtle's accuracy! The Water Gun misses! *gasps from the crowd* Now, Onix uses the powerful Skull Bash! Squirtle Withdraws back into its shell just in time to tank the attack, and retaliates with a Water Gun, striking Onix at its weak point! Leaf wins the battle, earning the Boulder Badge! *crowd cheers*
(Music ends.)
Brock: Your Pokémon's powerful attacks overcame my rock-hard resistance... You're stronger than I expected... Go ahead-- take this Badge. I really enjoyed the battle with you, Leaf! I'll give you the move Rock Slide, too. It can sometimes cause your foe to flinch.
Announcer: Well, I guess that's all the challengers for now! Challenges are still open, though, till 12:00 PM!


Meanwhile, at the Pewter City Pokemon Center...
Fire: ... (This line is so long...! Argh... That Bug Catcher at the forest's exit was so strong!) ... ... ... ... (Finally!) *heals Pokemon, then heads outside.*

Pewter Gym...
Announcer: We have another challenger! This time it's Fire Jowd, also from Pallet Town! His only Pokemon is a Pikachu, which is extremely weak to the Ground and Rock type trainers of this Gym! It's not looking to good for him! Now, for the qualification round...
(Battle Begins)
Announcer: Diglett prepares to use Magnitude, but Pikachu, with a Quick Attack, hits Diglett at its weak spot, without it realizing before it was too late! Liam sends out Sandshrew, who protects itself with Defense Curl to resist Quick Attack! But, Pikachu instead uses Thundershock, not quite defeating Sandshrew! Sandshrew prepares to Scratch, but a Quick Attack *crowd cheers* defeats Sandshrew! Fire may now move on to Leader Brock's battle!
Brock: So, you're here. I'm Brock, Pewter City's Gym Leader. You can see just by looking at my Pokémon how rock hard my willpower is. My Pokémon are all hard as rock and have true-grit determination! That's right! My Pokémon are all Rock types! Fwahaha! You're going to challenge me even knowing that you'll lose? That's what a Trainer's honor demands! So be it! Show me your best!
(Battle begins.)
Music:
Announcer: Brock leads with his Geodude, as usual! Pikachu prepares to release a powerful Thundershock! Geodude Tackles, and Pikachu releases the Thundershock, defeating Geodude! Brock sends out Onix, and Pikachu uses Thundershock, aiming for the horn! Onix then releases a powerful Skull Bash, which Pikachu easily dodges! Pikachu then uses Tail Whip, weakening Onix. Onix has to recover from the Skull Bash, letting Pikachu use Quick Attack... AND FIRE DEFEATS BROCK WITH HIS ELECTRIC MOUSE!!!
(The crowd cheers.)
Announcer: It's true! TYPE MATCHUPS DON'T MATTER!
(The crowd cheers even more.)
Announcer: It's 12:00 PM, guys! There won't be any more challengers today, so have a good day, everyone!
(Even more cheers.)

Season 1
   Episode 1
       Type Matchups don't matter!

THE END

...to be continued...