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[Fanfic] - MKPC Archipel (2025 Season)
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11673 pts ★ ChampionOn 2025-04-19 at 21:32:09
Prologue
Good Egg Galaxy
All stories generally begin in a conventional space, so you wouldn't expect the main characters of this story to be in the middle of space right now, but here they are, seemingly searching for something.
Nudge : Oh, there I found another egg. I'm doing this with my mate- wait, where'd he go? Oh no, not again...
Invu : Sorry, I touched a random plant and started floating, then struggled to get back down
Nudge : How does one even manage to be this stupid...
Invu : I don't think I know
Nudge : Didn't know you had the ability to form a thought
While Nudge was exasperated, Fiery arrived running, tripping over his basket, breaking many eggs in the process.
Fiery : Man, FUCK the gravity on this bloody planet! There goes my whole basket... he said, contemplating the broken chocolate eggs
Twilight : Whose idea was this anyways?
WorldRecord : I don't know, but they certainly didn't think it through properly
After more running across the small planet to find every possible egg, the MKPCians sat in a circle, each with a basket, albeit not equally filled
Nudge : Why are we sitting like this? Are we in primary school?
Twilight : Do you ever stop complaining?
Nudge : Sorry that your sensitive heart interpreted that as a complaint
Twilight : You are so rude and agressive...
Rua : God I cannot be asked to deal with this right now. leaves
WorldRecord : She left
Twilight : No shit Sherlock
Pizza : We can get all the eggs from her basket! Hehe... she is so foolish for this! We will win because of that.
T : Do you only care about these damn eggs
Pizza : What else is there to care about?
T : You're not wrong...
In the meanwhile, Sanic had already begun eating his eggs, and he suddenly spit something. Curious, Glitched grabbed it. It turns out it was a piece of paper.
Nudge : Ew, gross
Glitched : "Hi everyone, you have been invited to join MKPC Archipel's 2025 Season... A plane will arrive at your destination very soon. You are allowed to decline, but the winner wins 1M$"...
MNL : Wow, 1 million is a lot!! We should definitively participate!!
Cosmic : It's not about the money... what if it's something dangerous?
Invu : It's not
K : How'd you know? Not saying you don't, just wondering.
Invu : I have played these games before...
MNL : Squid game reference!!
Fiery : That wasn't funny
Glitched : Oh, looks like the plane is arriving
The plane landed, as roughly as ever. T, WorldRecord, MNL, Glitched and Pizza rushed in. Rua, who came back, Nudge, Invu, Fiery, Twilight, K and Cosmic slowly entered. Silley, Scorchy and Sanic were quite distrustful but entered anyways.
Were they ready for what would happen next? You will find that out in the next episode of...
MKPC Archipel (2025 Season)
To be continued...
To be continued...
This is when we find out Kernell was already on the plane right?
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2On 2025-04-19 at 20:00:27
Nah bro I see you trying to hide the 16th invite from Kernell
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3On 2025-04-19 at 19:20:27
I'm joining you know me just give me the money now since you already know that I've won
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3The CPU's have way too many advantages in Grand Prix in dis Game.
On 2023-08-27 at 17:07:04
The Cpu in the game is harder than impossible mode that u need 3 players to finish in 1st
So True! I still Can't Beat the SNES Special Cup in dis Game!
This game doesn't have a special cup. How can you be so bad that you can't even beat nothingness
I meant the MKPC Cup With SNES Rainbow Road. I think Gold Mushroom Cup?
None of that matters that doesn't change that you are so bad that you have to cry about eveything
On 2023-08-27 at 16:53:03
The Cpu in the game is harder than impossible mode that u need 3 players to finish in 1st
So True! I still Can't Beat the SNES Special Cup in dis Game!
This game doesn't have a special cup. How can you be so bad that you can't even beat nothingness
On 2023-04-17 at 23:10:41
Cry about it + skill issue + ratio + L
ME: SHUT UP! You never play GP OR Online fail + noob
Firstly, I'mma ask you to change your nick. You're single-handed ruining Mayro's name.
Secondly, Osc is def not a noob. Neither are most of the people you're currently arguing with, aka the ones on the OTHER side of this argument. KirbyBoy isn't a "noob", exactly, but he isn't exactly "stacked" either. If you don't know what you're talking about, don't say it, unless you are prepared to apologize later when you get your OOF rocked.
Well, you don't actually have to. I got abit ahead of myself there, sorry. Also it's okay, everyone gets stuff wrong all the time. Nobody is infallible.
Only Quoted this So there is a Cleaner Version of this.
I don't quite understand that? But okay, doesn't matter much.
The Original Quote had tons of Dirty Words. So I fixed it.
Do you fucking realise that censoring some random shit in a bitchy quote won’t change anything about the original fucking message?
1On 2023-04-16 at 17:40:47
So, In Grand Prix, The CPU has a Faster Cooldown, They are Faster than You slightly, And They accelerate Faster than You. And When they Get hit by a Blue Shell or Bob Omb, it takes them 25 Seconds to Cooldown. For You, it takes 30 Seconds. And if You are doing Stunts on a Jump, They will be Faster than You only by a Bit. These CPU's Must Be Fixed. I've Tolerated them Long Enough that I'm Sick of them. Please, get them Fixed.
I think it's you who has a problem called Skill Issue
Tbh I don't have a big difficulty with the CPUs, and their advantage allows to have a challenge, and unlocking a character is really satisfying, when I had finally unlocked all the characters I was happy, relieved, and so satisfied , reducing the CPU difficulty would remove the challenge of finishing all the cups, and allows you to train and apply strategies to get stronger, so don't lose hope, one day you will succeed
Me: BURH stop being so toxic bro the cpus are not fun and the blue shell is extremely BAD ‘ is not fun, to you is fun going to 1st to 8th in 10 seconds at the last lap? And you can shut up bro you are a tryhard. You probably snake in Mario kart ds and MKPC online and offline.
Mad 'cause bad
4On 2023-03-16 at 19:44:09
If anyone reacts with facepalm without even trying to justify themselves you know I couldn't care less because I want to actually argue, not dealing with people who are hiding themselves being a reaction
Sorry for double post but why am I tempted to facepalm this message for fun?
4On 2023-03-16 at 19:40:16
So, In Grand Prix, The CPU has a Faster Cooldown, They are Faster than You slightly, And They accelerate Faster than You. And When they Get hit by a Blue Shell or Bob Omb, it takes them 25 Seconds to Cooldown. For You, it takes 30 Seconds. And if You are doing Stunts on a Jump, They will be Faster than You only by a Bit. These CPU's Must Be Fixed. I've Tolerated them Long Enough that I'm Sick of them. Please, get them Fixed.
1.) They are intentionally hard. It would be boring if you could beat them first try then forget about them.
2.) Do you need to keep making topics about this? I understand making one, but you don't need to keep making them expecting a different outcome
3.) I don't actually have a third point, I'm just putting this here for Rule of Three, because apparently it's a good persuasion technique
44I Am Smart
On 2025-05-04 at 20:05:30
Good Job! What were some of the questions?
On 2025-05-03 at 20:47:55
I got top 45 in the UK for a maths challenge
Senior Maths Challenge? Damn that's pretty good, considering how difficult the questions are!
It was intermediate, senior is next year I think
On 2025-05-03 at 14:49:55
I got top 45 in the UK for a maths challenge
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1An announcement...
On 2025-04-23 at 22:47:07
I hate it here, i'm leaving
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31Who invented Reverse drifting?
On 2025-04-23 at 21:55:33
Me
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1UltraGaming Club
On 2025-04-23 at 21:52:10
To become a part of the UltraGaming Club, you have to do the following steps:
Be at 20K VR (VS Rating) or higher
Be 13 or older
Have gotten at least 1 gold trophy in CTGP PC But Good
Have not followed @Kernell
Be at 5K BR (Battle Rating) or higher
Have followed @TheNudgyHampter
Ask to be part of the UltraGaming Club
Have beaten at least 5 challenges in CTGP PC But Good
Have followed @Nodac64
Confirm your request with
Show your age on your profile page
You will be confirmed or rejected from the UltraGaming Club with ✅ or ❌
If your parents deny you from playing online, I won't count the VR and BR Requirements Passed, fuck you
Be at 20K VR (VS Rating) or higher
Be 13 or older
Have gotten at least 1 gold trophy in CTGP PC But Good
Have not followed @Kernell
Be at 5K BR (Battle Rating) or higher
Have followed @TheNudgyHampter
Ask to be part of the UltraGaming Club
Have beaten at least 5 challenges in CTGP PC But Good
Have followed @Nodac64
Confirm your request with
Show your age on your profile page
You will be confirmed or rejected from the UltraGaming Club with ✅ or ❌
If your parents deny you from playing online, I won't count the VR and BR Requirements Passed, fuck you
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13Fanfic - Before the Apocalypse (Mature content warning) - Applications & Basic Info
On 2025-04-19 at 22:32:50
Yes
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1Danganronpa MKPC 2 (Fanfic)
On 2024-12-24 at 17:27:38
Wtf is this investigation
1I just realized something...
On 2025-04-19 at 00:23:31
I don't see why you're celebrating
...BRUH Were you not paying attention to the first message?
I think it's an eh milestone for messages and idk if messages are worth celebrating anyways
I do tho. (I'm going offline now)
They really aren’t worth celebrating. If you’re seriously celebrating about getting to 1000 messages then it’s a sign that maybe you don’t deserve that many messages. Chances are, 90% of them were posted with no real significance and only for the purpose of grinding messages. Btw, thought I’d let you know that this is in fact Mario Kart, since I’ve noticed that you haven’t played it at all. What’s the point of grinding messages on a Mario Kart website, if you’re not even going to play the game? Kids like you are proof that the MKPC forums are dead, filled with immature little kids who don’t care about the game but instead want to get a silly little number as high as possible
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4MKPC Slander
On 2023-08-21 at 20:43:51
Lely when always:
wHy dO yOu BuLlY mE sO MuCh WaAAAaaAaAAaHAHHAhAaHAhA
I don't
I AM JUST POSTING THE TRUTH FOR EVERYONE TO KNOW WHEVER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA
let me enter this conversation
I am so scared oh no I'm gonna get banned goodbye everyone
6On 2023-08-21 at 19:52:08
Lely when always:
wHy dO yOu BuLlY mE sO MuCh WaAAAaaAaAAaHAHHAhAaHAhA
I don't
I AM JUST POSTING THE TRUTH FOR EVERYONE TO KNOW WHEVER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA
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