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11772 pts ★ ChampionOn 2026-05-08 at 17:55:13
"Hello there kind sir! I do believe you have dropped your wallet."
"That's not my wallet"
"Ugh... This is your wallet, I am trying to be a good person and return it to you."
"Return what to who"
*Facepalm*
*Takes out card* "This is your ID, correct??"
"Yes"
"Well I found this ID in this wallet, so this must be... your wallet."
"That makes sense to me!"
"Then take it."
"But it's not my wallet!"
*Audible anger*
"That's not my wallet"
"Ugh... This is your wallet, I am trying to be a good person and return it to you."
"Return what to who"
*Facepalm*
*Takes out card* "This is your ID, correct??"
"Yes"
"Well I found this ID in this wallet, so this must be... your wallet."
"That makes sense to me!"
"Then take it."
"But it's not my wallet!"
*Audible anger*
Okay, goodness lesson number 2. You see someone carrying a heavy package, what do you do?..
Hello, friend! I'm-
*Drops box*
OWW
Oops, sorry.
You-
*Drops box again*
OW
Oops
Y E A H, YOU BUTTER-FINGERED PINK THING!!
What's in that box anyhow?!
My wallets!
On 2026-05-08 at 13:28:07
Saw this one magnet at a friend's house once
"I find your lack of flakes disturbing."
"I find your lack of flakes disturbing."
1On 2026-04-16 at 22:11:05
"We better check this out, it might be copyright infringement!" -that one TMNT episode
On 2026-04-16 at 13:07:02
"Imagine going someplace because someone on a Mario Kart fangame said it was cool" -@-GamerGuy-
1On 2026-04-16 at 00:09:47
"Hello there kind sir! I do believe you have dropped your wallet."
"That's not my wallet"
"Ugh... This is your wallet, I am trying to be a good person and return it to you."
"Return what to who"
*Facepalm*
*Takes out card* "This is your ID, correct??"
"Yes"
"Well I found this ID in this wallet, so this must be... your wallet."
"That makes sense to me!"
"Then take it."
"But it's not my wallet!"
*Audible anger*
"That's not my wallet"
"Ugh... This is your wallet, I am trying to be a good person and return it to you."
"Return what to who"
*Facepalm*
*Takes out card* "This is your ID, correct??"
"Yes"
"Well I found this ID in this wallet, so this must be... your wallet."
"That makes sense to me!"
"Then take it."
"But it's not my wallet!"
*Audible anger*
On 2026-04-14 at 02:33:43
"And now, for Bikini Bottom's top public access show for the last 20 weeks: Squidward's House Party! With your host: Z E U S T H E G U I T A R L O R D "
totally makes sense
totally makes sense
On 2026-04-13 at 14:23:27
Some weird version of that one meme my friend made up:
Cardboard? I was cardboard once. They locked me in a cardboard. A cardboard cardboard. A cardboard cardboard with cardboard. Cardboard makes me cardboard. Cardboard? ect.
(I have no idea what he was talking about XD)
Cardboard? I was cardboard once. They locked me in a cardboard. A cardboard cardboard. A cardboard cardboard with cardboard. Cardboard makes me cardboard. Cardboard? ect.
(I have no idea what he was talking about XD)
4On 2026-04-09 at 02:39:22
'Poo is a very strong word in any language'
On 2026-02-09 at 13:47:58
"I am hEaLtHcArE, youR P-personal BaYmAx companion-" -Baymax
On 2025-11-09 at 00:49:48
Sandy: "I like karate!"
Spongebob: "I like karaTE!"
Krabs: "I like moneyEY!"
Squidward: "I hate all of you"
Spongebob: "I like karaTE!"
Krabs: "I like moneyEY!"
Squidward: "I hate all of you"
On 2025-06-17 at 17:03:37
"Tilt your Wii Remote to steer" Mrs. Puff, 2010
"I'll tear apart this safe! Molecule by molecule! Atom by atom! Uh oh *Explosion noises*" Plankton
"I'll tear apart this safe! Molecule by molecule! Atom by atom! Uh oh *Explosion noises*" Plankton
1On 2025-03-24 at 18:28:30
"You don't smell like Santa... You smell like beef and cheese" -Buddy the elf
"Hands off my HA" -Falco
"It must be a pretty polished game to still be active after all these years, right? *peaceful music stops* Absolutely not"
-beanzard64
"Hands off my HA" -Falco
"It must be a pretty polished game to still be active after all these years, right? *peaceful music stops* Absolutely not"
-beanzard64
Report a wrong translation
On 2026-05-01 at 21:49:48
If someone has 1 point online, it says "🏁 1 pts." (correct: "🏁 1 pt")
2On 2025-03-04 at 00:52:59
After you generate an online private game link, it says "enjoy game : )" not "enjoy your game : )" just telling you.
/!\ OFFICIAL SUGGESTIONS TOPIC
On 2026-06-27 at 19:17:42
I think we should add extra characters like Donkey Kong Jr Rob and all the characters that are not in Mario Kart PC but are in the other Mario Kart Games and I think we should add extra tracks in all the Mario Kart Games expect the ones we already have
Custom characters exist
Custom tracks exist
and pls read the FAQ
3On 2026-06-10 at 15:42:43
Super Horn (yes this is a real suggestion)
think about it, it wouldn't break the game too much
think about it, it wouldn't break the game too much
it might not break it but will make frontrunning OP since you can blow up blue shells and such. takes the skill out of being able to dodge them
well do you think they'd be often to get in first?
Yeah, you could just make it a more middle-place item, and it'd be more balanced.
On 2026-06-06 at 00:44:22
I have an idea:
Different colored themes. You could choose any color you want, (or one from the 6 primary and secondary colors, if that would be easier,) and it would color objects on the site, like text boxes on this forum, leaderboards, or buttons on the game's main menu and pause screen.
Here's an example, the online VS leaderboard, but dark green:
Different colored themes. You could choose any color you want, (or one from the 6 primary and secondary colors, if that would be easier,) and it would color objects on the site, like text boxes on this forum, leaderboards, or buttons on the game's main menu and pause screen.
Here's an example, the online VS leaderboard, but dark green:
Here are some more:
Cyan main menu:
Magenta pause menu:
2On 2026-06-05 at 16:16:34
I have an idea:
Different colored themes. You could choose any color you want, (or one from the 6 primary and secondary colors, if that would be easier,) and it would color objects on the site, like text boxes on this forum, leaderboards, or buttons on the game's main menu and pause screen.
Here's an example, the online VS leaderboard, but dark green:
Different colored themes. You could choose any color you want, (or one from the 6 primary and secondary colors, if that would be easier,) and it would color objects on the site, like text boxes on this forum, leaderboards, or buttons on the game's main menu and pause screen.
Here's an example, the online VS leaderboard, but dark green:
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1On 2026-05-25 at 03:20:42
Like the stolen track report topic, there should be a topic to report stolen characters
Yeah, I once saw 10 different Kirbys on there...
It would fix a lot of confusion
On 2026-05-24 at 18:22:07
You could add another rank above Superstar, since a lot of people on the leaderboard are way above 100,000 VR at this point.
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