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11772 pts ★ ChampionOn 2026-06-27 at 04:28:13
Hi, we're here for 'so much fun, it's a crime'?
On 2026-06-21 at 19:02:27
Yes, I say Yoh-shi and not Yo-shi
I've been saying that since I was like 3 and I'm never gonna stop
I've been saying that since I was like 3 and I'm never gonna stop
On 2026-06-21 at 17:57:07
And now, a quote from my brain at 3am when I couldn't sleep:
There once was a boy from Ireland
who didn't wear any shoes
Now he is known as the boy from Ireland
who didn't wear any shoes
There once was a boy from Ireland
who didn't wear any shoes
Now he is known as the boy from Ireland
who didn't wear any shoes
On 2026-06-14 at 20:28:18
"You wouldn't wanna talk to employee resources, now would you Squidward?"
"The less you know Eugene!
The better."
"The less you know Eugene!
The better."
On 2026-06-11 at 18:17:36
"LISTEN YOU CRUSTACEOUS CHEAPSKATE, SQUIDWARD'S BEEN LIVING IN MY HOUSE DRIVING ME CRAZY! AND YOU'RE NOT GONNA HIRE HIM BACK ALL BECAUSE OF A STUPID DIME?!?!"
"Hello, I was wondering if you could play that song again."
"Yeah, which one man"
"What would you rather have, Spongebob, or all the money I have in my pocket?"
"Depends. How much money we talkin' about?"
"MR. KRABS!"
"62 cents."
"I'll take the money!"
"The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma"
"3 wishes? I wish we'd known that earlier!"
*time travels one second*
"2 wishes"
"He's Squidward, he's Squidward, he's Squidward, I'M SQUIDWARD! Are there any other Squidwards I should know about??"
"The floor creeks
the roof leaks
there's a terrible draft"
"There's a man-eating clam in the backyard!"
"You don't pay me. We don't even exist.
We're just a clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought."
"Oh, one more strike like that and you're outta here!"
"Welcome to the Salty Spitoon, how tough are ya"
"How tough am I?!" *rips off tatoo*
"Wow"
"Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end"
"And where's your band?"
"Oh they couldn't come, they uh... died."
"Then who's that?"
"AHHHH! That would be my band!"
"Hello, I was wondering if you could play that song again."
"Yeah, which one man"
"What would you rather have, Spongebob, or all the money I have in my pocket?"
"Depends. How much money we talkin' about?"
"MR. KRABS!"
"62 cents."
"I'll take the money!"
"The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma"
"3 wishes? I wish we'd known that earlier!"
*time travels one second*
"2 wishes"
"He's Squidward, he's Squidward, he's Squidward, I'M SQUIDWARD! Are there any other Squidwards I should know about??"
"The floor creeks
the roof leaks
there's a terrible draft"
"There's a man-eating clam in the backyard!"
"You don't pay me. We don't even exist.
We're just a clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought."
"Oh, one more strike like that and you're outta here!"
"Welcome to the Salty Spitoon, how tough are ya"
"How tough am I?!" *rips off tatoo*
"Wow"
"Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end"
"And where's your band?"
"Oh they couldn't come, they uh... died."
"Then who's that?"
"AHHHH! That would be my band!"
On 2026-06-03 at 02:03:36
'' YES! YES, THIS IS HE!
W H A T ' S T H A T Y O U W A N T M E T O T A L K L O U D E R ?! O K A Y !! ,,
W H A T ' S T H A T Y O U W A N T M E T O T A L K L O U D E R ?! O K A Y !! ,,
On 2026-05-31 at 15:24:22
"My name is Shawn, I am 16"
*Flips card*
"years old" ~Shawn
*Flips card*
"years old" ~Shawn
On 2026-05-08 at 17:55:13
"Hello there kind sir! I do believe you have dropped your wallet."
"That's not my wallet"
"Ugh... This is your wallet, I am trying to be a good person and return it to you."
"Return what to who"
*Facepalm*
*Takes out card* "This is your ID, correct??"
"Yes"
"Well I found this ID in this wallet, so this must be... your wallet."
"That makes sense to me!"
"Then take it."
"But it's not my wallet!"
*Audible anger*
"That's not my wallet"
"Ugh... This is your wallet, I am trying to be a good person and return it to you."
"Return what to who"
*Facepalm*
*Takes out card* "This is your ID, correct??"
"Yes"
"Well I found this ID in this wallet, so this must be... your wallet."
"That makes sense to me!"
"Then take it."
"But it's not my wallet!"
*Audible anger*
Okay, goodness lesson number 2. You see someone carrying a heavy package, what do you do?..
Hello, friend! I'm-
*Drops box*
OWW
Oops, sorry.
You-
*Drops box again*
OW
Oops
Y E A H, YOU BUTTER-FINGERED PINK THING!!
What's in that box anyhow?!
My wallets!
On 2026-05-08 at 13:28:07
Saw this one magnet at a friend's house once
"I find your lack of flakes disturbing."
"I find your lack of flakes disturbing."
1On 2026-04-16 at 22:11:05
"We better check this out, it might be copyright infringement!" -that one TMNT episode
On 2026-04-16 at 13:07:02
"Imagine going someplace because someone on a Mario Kart fangame said it was cool" -@-GamerGuy-
1On 2026-04-16 at 00:09:47
"Hello there kind sir! I do believe you have dropped your wallet."
"That's not my wallet"
"Ugh... This is your wallet, I am trying to be a good person and return it to you."
"Return what to who"
*Facepalm*
*Takes out card* "This is your ID, correct??"
"Yes"
"Well I found this ID in this wallet, so this must be... your wallet."
"That makes sense to me!"
"Then take it."
"But it's not my wallet!"
*Audible anger*
"That's not my wallet"
"Ugh... This is your wallet, I am trying to be a good person and return it to you."
"Return what to who"
*Facepalm*
*Takes out card* "This is your ID, correct??"
"Yes"
"Well I found this ID in this wallet, so this must be... your wallet."
"That makes sense to me!"
"Then take it."
"But it's not my wallet!"
*Audible anger*
On 2026-04-14 at 02:33:43
"And now, for Bikini Bottom's top public access show for the last 20 weeks: Squidward's House Party! With your host: Z E U S T H E G U I T A R L O R D "
totally makes sense
totally makes sense
On 2026-04-13 at 14:23:27
Some weird version of that one meme my friend made up:
Cardboard? I was cardboard once. They locked me in a cardboard. A cardboard cardboard. A cardboard cardboard with cardboard. Cardboard makes me cardboard. Cardboard? ect.
(I have no idea what he was talking about XD)
Cardboard? I was cardboard once. They locked me in a cardboard. A cardboard cardboard. A cardboard cardboard with cardboard. Cardboard makes me cardboard. Cardboard? ect.
(I have no idea what he was talking about XD)
4On 2026-04-09 at 02:39:22
'Poo is a very strong word in any language'
On 2026-02-09 at 13:47:58
"I am hEaLtHcArE, youR P-personal BaYmAx companion-" -Baymax
On 2025-11-09 at 00:49:48
Sandy: "I like karate!"
Spongebob: "I like karaTE!"
Krabs: "I like moneyEY!"
Squidward: "I hate all of you"
Spongebob: "I like karaTE!"
Krabs: "I like moneyEY!"
Squidward: "I hate all of you"
On 2025-06-17 at 17:03:37
"Tilt your Wii Remote to steer" Mrs. Puff, 2010
"I'll tear apart this safe! Molecule by molecule! Atom by atom! Uh oh *Explosion noises*" Plankton
"I'll tear apart this safe! Molecule by molecule! Atom by atom! Uh oh *Explosion noises*" Plankton
1On 2025-03-24 at 18:28:30
"You don't smell like Santa... You smell like beef and cheese" -Buddy the elf
"Hands off my HA" -Falco
"It must be a pretty polished game to still be active after all these years, right? *peaceful music stops* Absolutely not"
-beanzard64
"Hands off my HA" -Falco
"It must be a pretty polished game to still be active after all these years, right? *peaceful music stops* Absolutely not"
-beanzard64
PROJECT: Mariokart PC GENERATIONS
On 2026-08-12 at 15:00:01
Will it be available in the base MKPC? 
It's a custom multicup..?