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On 2024-04-06 at 22:45:05
Made this...

overlapped a little hehe

overlapped a little hehe








Space for Anything... again
On 2025-04-20 at 17:06:17
Happy Easter! 


On 2025-04-13 at 22:00:08
Back to mario rank... unfortunately.
Lost rank on the most irrelevant leaderboard in existence. Oh the humanity
Kinda wanna put the quote here but too lazy. G'day


Chuck Norris Topic
On 2025-05-30 at 01:39:45
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he never cries.
On 2025-04-30 at 02:44:59

Love that 'un

On 2025-04-28 at 23:49:51
K last one from me for today
Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people. Then the grenade exploded.
Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people. Then the grenade exploded.
On 2025-04-28 at 23:45:09
When Chuck Norris slices onions...
The onions cry.
The onions cry.
On 2025-04-28 at 23:40:27
When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the light on.
He turns the dark off.
He turns the dark off.
On 2025-04-28 at 19:02:50
When Chuck Norris jumps in the water he doesn't get wet. The water gets Chuck Norris.
On 2025-04-26 at 20:13:58
When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.
On 2025-04-19 at 19:29:10
Chuck Norris and Superman had a wrestling match. The loser had to wear pajamas the rest of his life.
Jokes
On 2025-06-29 at 22:48:21
I got so drunk last night I had to take the bus home. That might not sound like much, but I've never driven a bus before

/!\ PUBLISHING YOUR CHALLENGES / SUR LA PUBLICATION DES DÉFIS /!\
On 2023-12-18 at 22:37:17


Ever learned about hyperbole in school? Impossible is an exaggeration, meant to be a fun title for the level of difficulty. It's figurative, not literal. this 3rd grade stuff why is it so hard to understand lol

On 2023-03-24 at 23:49:01
Couple of my challenges've been rejected recently too. They're like, hidden areas you have to get to. For example, one has a jump hidden along a yellow wall section. You have to hit that jump to reach the zone. It was rejected because "can't get to the pipe" (pipe = goal). My intent is to make people study the map a little in order to complete the challenges. Is that wrong?
PS If it sounds like I'm mad about it I'm not. Just a wanna know where I'm going wrong so I can do better challenges
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PS If it sounds like I'm mad about it I'm not. Just a wanna know where I'm going wrong so I can do better challenges


Post your Favourite Song Lyrics
On 2025-04-20 at 20:53:46
All the paper towels
(All the paper towels)
All the paper towels
(All the paper towels)
All the paper towels
(All the paper towels)
All the paper towels
Now listen up you ol’ flutes...
Im in Primary School,
Trying not to drool,
Flicking through my Pokemon cards. (Bulbasaur!)
I look to my right,
I see Miss Uptight,
I know she’s gonna shout at me.
She sees my Pikachu,
My Raichu too,
She confiscates my entire book.
I am fuming,
Revenge is looming,
I’m gonna take a poo on her car...
Cause if you broke it then you put a paper towel on it,
If you broke it then you put a paper towel on it,
Don’t cry, don’t moan, just smile through it,
If you broke it then you put a paper towel on it.
Ow ow ow,
Ow ow ow ow ow ow,
Ow ow ow,
Ow ow ow,
Ow ow ow ow ow ow,
Ow ow ow.
I’m in lesson one,
I see my number one,
I’m scared to talk to her. (Oh god)
She looks up,
I look down,
How the hell do I approach her?
(How the hell?)
Play the recorder,
Sing Kumbaya,
Yes or no rubber.
Throw it in the air,
Please be fair,
We both just stop and stare.
Cause if you broke it then you put a paper towel on it,
If you broke it then you put a paper towel on it,
Don’t cry, don’t moan, just smile through it,
If you broke it then you put a paper towel on it.
Ow ow ow,
Ow ow ow ow ow ow,
Ow ow ow,
Ow ow ow,
Ow ow ow ow ow ow,
Ow ow ow.
Don’t send me to face that wall,
I’m not that kind of boy,
Jesus classics are what I prefer, what I deserve.
I’m thinking motivating, rejuvenating words like I was cold, I was naked, were you there - were you there...
Nah mate I can’t reach those notes I ain’t Adele!
Gimme those PE shoes,
Lean back on that damn chair,
Stevie you’re such an idiot,
I know you are but what am I...
All the broken toes,
All the broken necks,
All the broken hearts,
All the broken parts.
All the broken toes,
All the broken necks,
All the broken hearts,
Now listen up you ol’ flutes.
(All the paper towels)
All the paper towels
(All the paper towels)
All the paper towels
(All the paper towels)
All the paper towels
Now listen up you ol’ flutes...
Im in Primary School,
Trying not to drool,
Flicking through my Pokemon cards. (Bulbasaur!)
I look to my right,
I see Miss Uptight,
I know she’s gonna shout at me.
She sees my Pikachu,
My Raichu too,
She confiscates my entire book.
I am fuming,
Revenge is looming,
I’m gonna take a poo on her car...
Cause if you broke it then you put a paper towel on it,
If you broke it then you put a paper towel on it,
Don’t cry, don’t moan, just smile through it,
If you broke it then you put a paper towel on it.
Ow ow ow,
Ow ow ow ow ow ow,
Ow ow ow,
Ow ow ow,
Ow ow ow ow ow ow,
Ow ow ow.
I’m in lesson one,
I see my number one,
I’m scared to talk to her. (Oh god)
She looks up,
I look down,
How the hell do I approach her?
(How the hell?)
Play the recorder,
Sing Kumbaya,
Yes or no rubber.
Throw it in the air,
Please be fair,
We both just stop and stare.
Cause if you broke it then you put a paper towel on it,
If you broke it then you put a paper towel on it,
Don’t cry, don’t moan, just smile through it,
If you broke it then you put a paper towel on it.
Ow ow ow,
Ow ow ow ow ow ow,
Ow ow ow,
Ow ow ow,
Ow ow ow ow ow ow,
Ow ow ow.
Don’t send me to face that wall,
I’m not that kind of boy,
Jesus classics are what I prefer, what I deserve.
I’m thinking motivating, rejuvenating words like I was cold, I was naked, were you there - were you there...
Nah mate I can’t reach those notes I ain’t Adele!
Gimme those PE shoes,
Lean back on that damn chair,
Stevie you’re such an idiot,
I know you are but what am I...
All the broken toes,
All the broken necks,
All the broken hearts,
All the broken parts.
All the broken toes,
All the broken necks,
All the broken hearts,
Now listen up you ol’ flutes.
Brother. Get the flamer!
The heavy flamer?
Bring it 🔥🔥🔥
On 2025-04-20 at 17:15:21
All the paper towels
(All the paper towels)
All the paper towels
(All the paper towels)
All the paper towels
(All the paper towels)
All the paper towels
Now listen up you ol’ flutes...
Im in Primary School,
Trying not to drool,
Flicking through my Pokemon cards. (Bulbasaur!)
I look to my right,
I see Miss Uptight,
I know she’s gonna shout at me.
She sees my Pikachu,
My Raichu too,
She confiscates my entire book.
I am fuming,
Revenge is looming,
I’m gonna take a poo on her car...
Cause if you broke it then you put a paper towel on it,
If you broke it then you put a paper towel on it,
Don’t cry, don’t moan, just smile through it,
If you broke it then you put a paper towel on it.
Ow ow ow,
Ow ow ow ow ow ow,
Ow ow ow,
Ow ow ow,
Ow ow ow ow ow ow,
Ow ow ow.
I’m in lesson one,
I see my number one,
I’m scared to talk to her. (Oh god)
She looks up,
I look down,
How the hell do I approach her?
(How the hell?)
Play the recorder,
Sing Kumbaya,
Yes or no rubber.
Throw it in the air,
Please be fair,
We both just stop and stare.
Cause if you broke it then you put a paper towel on it,
If you broke it then you put a paper towel on it,
Don’t cry, don’t moan, just smile through it,
If you broke it then you put a paper towel on it.
Ow ow ow,
Ow ow ow ow ow ow,
Ow ow ow,
Ow ow ow,
Ow ow ow ow ow ow,
Ow ow ow.
Don’t send me to face that wall,
I’m not that kind of boy,
Jesus classics are what I prefer, what I deserve.
I’m thinking motivating, rejuvenating words like I was cold, I was naked, were you there - were you there...
Nah mate I can’t reach those notes I ain’t Adele!
Gimme those PE shoes,
Lean back on that damn chair,
Stevie you’re such an idiot,
I know you are but what am I...
All the broken toes,
All the broken necks,
All the broken hearts,
All the broken parts.
All the broken toes,
All the broken necks,
All the broken hearts,
Now listen up you ol’ flutes.
(All the paper towels)
All the paper towels
(All the paper towels)
All the paper towels
(All the paper towels)
All the paper towels
Now listen up you ol’ flutes...
Im in Primary School,
Trying not to drool,
Flicking through my Pokemon cards. (Bulbasaur!)
I look to my right,
I see Miss Uptight,
I know she’s gonna shout at me.
She sees my Pikachu,
My Raichu too,
She confiscates my entire book.
I am fuming,
Revenge is looming,
I’m gonna take a poo on her car...
Cause if you broke it then you put a paper towel on it,
If you broke it then you put a paper towel on it,
Don’t cry, don’t moan, just smile through it,
If you broke it then you put a paper towel on it.
Ow ow ow,
Ow ow ow ow ow ow,
Ow ow ow,
Ow ow ow,
Ow ow ow ow ow ow,
Ow ow ow.
I’m in lesson one,
I see my number one,
I’m scared to talk to her. (Oh god)
She looks up,
I look down,
How the hell do I approach her?
(How the hell?)
Play the recorder,
Sing Kumbaya,
Yes or no rubber.
Throw it in the air,
Please be fair,
We both just stop and stare.
Cause if you broke it then you put a paper towel on it,
If you broke it then you put a paper towel on it,
Don’t cry, don’t moan, just smile through it,
If you broke it then you put a paper towel on it.
Ow ow ow,
Ow ow ow ow ow ow,
Ow ow ow,
Ow ow ow,
Ow ow ow ow ow ow,
Ow ow ow.
Don’t send me to face that wall,
I’m not that kind of boy,
Jesus classics are what I prefer, what I deserve.
I’m thinking motivating, rejuvenating words like I was cold, I was naked, were you there - were you there...
Nah mate I can’t reach those notes I ain’t Adele!
Gimme those PE shoes,
Lean back on that damn chair,
Stevie you’re such an idiot,
I know you are but what am I...
All the broken toes,
All the broken necks,
All the broken hearts,
All the broken parts.
All the broken toes,
All the broken necks,
All the broken hearts,
Now listen up you ol’ flutes.
Brother. Get the flamer!
On 2025-03-22 at 19:38:24
Feels like I'm running in place
A past I can't erase
I'm breaking, breaking apart
I know they're after me
It's like I'm fading away
They took it all away
Left nothing, nothing but scars
They make it hard to breathe
Don't know where it went wrong
But my love for this is gone
I tried to numb the pain
But I can't get away
Hiding behind this disguise
The games I had to play
The hell I had to pay
Everything comes with a price
Yeah
Your waiting for me to fail
That ship will never sail
Keep pulling and pushing me down
Well I just won't let go
I know you wish I was dead
I'm stuck inside your head
Keep taking and breaking your crown
I'm better left alone
Don't know where it went wrong
But my love for this is gone
I tried to numb the pain
But I can't get away
Hiding behind this disguise
The games I had to play
The hell I had to pay
Everything comes with a price
Yeah
Go!
A past I can't erase
I'm breaking, breaking apart
I know they're after me
It's like I'm fading away
They took it all away
Left nothing, nothing but scars
They make it hard to breathe
Don't know where it went wrong
But my love for this is gone
I tried to numb the pain
But I can't get away
Hiding behind this disguise
The games I had to play
The hell I had to pay
Everything comes with a price
Yeah
Your waiting for me to fail
That ship will never sail
Keep pulling and pushing me down
Well I just won't let go
I know you wish I was dead
I'm stuck inside your head
Keep taking and breaking your crown
I'm better left alone
Don't know where it went wrong
But my love for this is gone
I tried to numb the pain
But I can't get away
Hiding behind this disguise
The games I had to play
The hell I had to pay
Everything comes with a price
Yeah
Go!
On 2024-07-05 at 08:21:59
This one's nice. Guess I was in the mood today 

Move Along
Go ahead as you waste your days with thinking
When you fall, everyone stands
Another day, and you've had your fill of sinking
With the life held in your
Hands are shaking cold
These hands are meant to hold
Speak to me
When all you got to keep is strong
Move along, move along like I know you do
And even when your hope is gone
Move along, move along just to make it through
Move along
Move along
So a day when you've lost yourself completely
Could be a night when your life ends
Such a heart that will lead you to deceiving
All the pain held in your
Hands are shaking cold
Your hands are mine to hold
Speak to me
When all you got to keep is strong
Move along, move along like I know you do
And even when your hope is gone
Move along, move along just to make it through
Move along
(Go on, go on, go on, go on)
When everything is wrong, we move along
(Go on, go on, go on, go on)
When everything is wrong, we move along
Along, along, along
When all you got to keep is strong
Move along, move along like I know you do
And even when your hope is gone
Move along, move along just to make it through
When all you got to keep is strong
Move along, move along like I know you do
And even when your hope is gone
Move along, move along just to make it through
When all you got to keep is strong
Move along, move along like I know you do (Know you do)
And even when your hope is gone
Move along, move along just to make it through
Right back what is wrong
We move along
(Go on, go on, go on, go on)
Right back what is wrong
We move along
(Go on, go on, go on, go on)
Right back what is wrong
We move along
(Go on, go on, go on, go on)
Right back what is wrong
We move along


Move Along
Go ahead as you waste your days with thinking
When you fall, everyone stands
Another day, and you've had your fill of sinking
With the life held in your
Hands are shaking cold
These hands are meant to hold
Speak to me
When all you got to keep is strong
Move along, move along like I know you do
And even when your hope is gone
Move along, move along just to make it through
Move along
Move along
So a day when you've lost yourself completely
Could be a night when your life ends
Such a heart that will lead you to deceiving
All the pain held in your
Hands are shaking cold
Your hands are mine to hold
Speak to me
When all you got to keep is strong
Move along, move along like I know you do
And even when your hope is gone
Move along, move along just to make it through
Move along
(Go on, go on, go on, go on)
When everything is wrong, we move along
(Go on, go on, go on, go on)
When everything is wrong, we move along
Along, along, along
When all you got to keep is strong
Move along, move along like I know you do
And even when your hope is gone
Move along, move along just to make it through
When all you got to keep is strong
Move along, move along like I know you do
And even when your hope is gone
Move along, move along just to make it through
When all you got to keep is strong
Move along, move along like I know you do (Know you do)
And even when your hope is gone
Move along, move along just to make it through
Right back what is wrong
We move along
(Go on, go on, go on, go on)
Right back what is wrong
We move along
(Go on, go on, go on, go on)
Right back what is wrong
We move along
(Go on, go on, go on, go on)
Right back what is wrong
We move along