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On 2025-06-29 at 20:26:45
Pokémon Violet, and I kinda wanna expieramemt with wonder trade or whatever it is. The bad thing is, I'm kinda worried about the hacked Pokémon, and I'm just curious, what the heck do I do with them? Also, don't worry about me losing Pokémon, I literally have 5 Magikarps from 'Brilliant Diamond (the first game I had).
Thanks in advance!
Hello, I need a little help with a game I got. I just got Thanks in advance!


On 2025-06-27 at 20:07:46
(how do y'all like my new pfp btw?)
Why did you suddenly change your name to...
a random medication?
Anyways, the new pfp...
is pretty good. Is Proudster charging green mini-turboes without drifting?!
On 2025-06-12 at 21:22:16

Did sonic take a hit just before the piston?
On 2025-05-04 at 23:08:11
I made this song on this cool mario paint music composer (the song is the fire's fury) please rate it
https://danielx.net/composer/#api-u2euoPLVXu1PWEJ2HD0C1qVDKI5JXRPDjy4LjSMTSTs
(this took me 3 hours to make
)
https://danielx.net/composer/#api-u2euoPLVXu1PWEJ2HD0C1qVDKI5JXRPDjy4LjSMTSTs
(this took me 3 hours to make

Hmm... there's too much empty spaces, so 7.5 out of 10. Is this yours or is it someone else's?
On 2025-04-28 at 00:38:16
Somebody give me 6 random Pokemon for a team, I'm trying to test something (& get my mind off of this vtuber drama)
Ok.
Alolan Raichu (Use normal Raichu if not available)
Steelix
Typhlosion (preferably Hisuian form)
Magikarp
Metapod
Mewtwo
Edit: these are not random as I play Pokemon HG, a Gen IV remake of a Gen II game.
Is this your current team? It's certainly a bunch...
Anyway, I'll be back latter to post my ladder results.
Yes and no. Here are (the partial reasons) why I chose them:
Alolan Raichu:
Evolution of Pikachu, but in Alola.
Steelix:
Evolution of Onix. Is a Steel type.
Typhlosion:
What my starter Pokemon evolved to. Also has a regional form.
Magikarp:
Known for being weak
Metapod:
Also known for it's weakness (not in type advantages though).
Mewtwo:
Random Legendary/Mythical Pokemon I thought of.
On 2025-04-28 at 00:30:41
Somebody give me 6 random Pokemon for a team, I'm trying to test something (& get my mind off of this vtuber drama)
Ok.
Alolan Raichu (Use normal Raichu if not available)
Steelix
Typhlosion (preferably Hisuian form)
Magikarp
Metapod
Mewtwo
Edit: these are not random as I play Pokemon HG, a Gen IV remake of a Gen II game.

/!\ Reports / Signalements /!\
On 2025-06-18 at 22:48:51

And some more inappropriate / unkind messages after this.

On 2025-04-28 at 01:15:07
Another person. Registered since february, and decided to join. It should be obvious who I am referring to. Has an inappropriate username.


Mario Kart: Legends Track Submissions
On 2025-06-16 at 22:24:35
The Silly Adventures (but as a MKPC fanfic)
On 2025-06-29 at 23:08:02
Hey, no one said I (the dialogicion) couldn't submit a character!
Nommanic Folloreht
Adamant, Defiant, Serious. Also nonchalant.
Is a Pokemon trainer.
Antagonist's team.
Episode 1:
Nommanic Folloreht
Adamant, Defiant, Serious. Also nonchalant.
Is a Pokemon trainer.
Antagonist's team.
Episode 1:
Season 1: Episode 1: "Rollout of the Way!"
Red: Everyone get in the car! Let's go shopping!
Everyone: Yay...? Boo!!!...??? Yay!!!...???
Red: LET'S GO SHOPPING!!!
(She gets a plushie; everyone goes to the garage.)
Nommanic: Really now. We already have-
Red: One whack! *hits him with the plushie*
Nommanic: Eeek! Togetic, Yawn!
(Red becomes drowsy and almost faints.)
Refridge: Hey...! We need to go shopping...! *freezes Togetic*
Nommanic: That's smart... Cold forks are disrespectful!
Everyone: ???
Kevin: (Let's see how this star beam works)
Nommanic: EEEYYYAAAHHH!!!
(The garage catches on fire and explodes. When the --very many-- dust settles, Nommanic is the only one missing.)
T: Eeek! Wh-where did Nommanic go?
Nommanic: *in the sky* See you at the supermarket... Wait! Which one are you going to?!
Blue: Why did you ask me?
Red: *wakes up* Okay! Let's go to the... *notices the exploded garage* WHAT JUST HAPPENED?!?
Nommanic: *lands* It exploded. Don't take it personally...
*whack whack whackity-whack* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
(An earthquake starts.)
Everyone but Nommanic: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
(The --very many-- dust settles again. Nommanic is again missing. Everyone else starts to Silly-mart on foot.)
Red: A boulder!
T: Aaah! Another one!
Marcelo: Oof! *spawns diamond sword* Hiyaah!... Oof!
(the septrio go back down the mountain and ride a helicopter.)
Nommanic: *suddenly* Hello.
Red: Bye! *whacks him*
Nommanic: *falls off the helicopter* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Blue: Y'know, we're at 36 inches off the ground. You can't die from a fall that high... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
T: I-I think the helicopter i-is malfunctioning!
Refridge: What..?!?
Everyone: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Red: Hey! We're at the top! *whacks everyone*
T: Ouch!
Marcelo: Oof!
Blue: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Red: Refridge! You earned 32147238579384735675837643774895378563748952947562847654488230932489028340834758347549673498473974923793753757374555 dollars in Monopoly money!
(He eats half of it, freezes the other half and throws it off the mountain.)
Red: *whacks him* you're grounded!
Refridge: *falls off the mountain* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
T: Um, should we go down?
Everyone: Yeah!
Kevin: Is it raining? Because I think it is!
Everyone: *slips down the mountain*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Red: Hey look! A car store! Let's steal a car!
Refridge: Wh-wh-what?!?!? You can't do that! That's illegal! I'll cut the power!
(Refridge cuts the power --again-- but Red uses her flashlight and hot-wires the car.)
Red: Lets's go!
Red: Everyone get in the car! Let's go shopping!
Everyone: Yay...? Boo!!!...??? Yay!!!...???
Red: LET'S GO SHOPPING!!!
(She gets a plushie; everyone goes to the garage.)
Nommanic: Really now. We already have-
Red: One whack! *hits him with the plushie*
Nommanic: Eeek! Togetic, Yawn!
(Red becomes drowsy and almost faints.)
Refridge: Hey...! We need to go shopping...! *freezes Togetic*
Nommanic: That's smart... Cold forks are disrespectful!
Everyone: ???
Kevin: (Let's see how this star beam works)
Nommanic: EEEYYYAAAHHH!!!
(The garage catches on fire and explodes. When the --very many-- dust settles, Nommanic is the only one missing.)
T: Eeek! Wh-where did Nommanic go?
Nommanic: *in the sky* See you at the supermarket... Wait! Which one are you going to?!
Blue: Why did you ask me?
Red: *wakes up* Okay! Let's go to the... *notices the exploded garage* WHAT JUST HAPPENED?!?
Nommanic: *lands* It exploded. Don't take it personally...
*whack whack whackity-whack* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
(An earthquake starts.)
Everyone but Nommanic: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
(The --very many-- dust settles again. Nommanic is again missing. Everyone else starts to Silly-mart on foot.)
Red: A boulder!
T: Aaah! Another one!
Marcelo: Oof! *spawns diamond sword* Hiyaah!... Oof!
(the septrio go back down the mountain and ride a helicopter.)
Nommanic: *suddenly* Hello.
Red: Bye! *whacks him*
Nommanic: *falls off the helicopter* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Blue: Y'know, we're at 36 inches off the ground. You can't die from a fall that high... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
T: I-I think the helicopter i-is malfunctioning!
Refridge: What..?!?
Everyone: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Red: Hey! We're at the top! *whacks everyone*
T: Ouch!
Marcelo: Oof!
Blue: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Red: Refridge! You earned 32147238579384735675837643774895378563748952947562847654488230932489028340834758347549673498473974923793753757374555 dollars in Monopoly money!
(He eats half of it, freezes the other half and throws it off the mountain.)
Red: *whacks him* you're grounded!
Refridge: *falls off the mountain* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
T: Um, should we go down?
Everyone: Yeah!
Kevin: Is it raining? Because I think it is!
Everyone: *slips down the mountain*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Red: Hey look! A car store! Let's steal a car!
Refridge: Wh-wh-what?!?!? You can't do that! That's illegal! I'll cut the power!
(Refridge cuts the power --again-- but Red uses her flashlight and hot-wires the car.)
Red: Lets's go!

On 2025-06-26 at 20:56:15
Here's my submission, taken strait from the Archipelago character bio list:
Name: Kevin
Weapons: Centurion's Sword, Star Beam
Elemental Ally: Omni
Items: Explosives x inf.
Desc.: Kevin had a good relationship with the rest of the party , and is a talented fighter. He is also a better shot then Stella, but doesn't rub it in. His best friend is Kayel. Like the other survivors, of the shipwreck, he can swim.
Party: 1
Edit from bio:
Color: Red
Protagonist
Name: Kevin
Weapons: Centurion's Sword, Star Beam
Elemental Ally: Omni
Items: Explosives x inf.
Desc.: Kevin had a good relationship with the rest of the party , and is a talented fighter. He is also a better shot then Stella, but doesn't rub it in. His best friend is Kayel. Like the other survivors, of the shipwreck, he can swim.
Party: 1
Edit from bio:
Color: Red
Protagonist
No! The protagonist and antagonist are not to be taken by forum members! They are default characters created by the author (Me)!
Prelude:
Season 1
Prelude:
Red: Let's go shopping!
Refridge: ...
Red: Say something! Don't ignore me!
Refridge: ...
Red: You're grounded!
(She starts to push Refridge to the corner, but Refridge freezes her feet to the ground.)
Blue: (off-screen) Red! I've been telling you to STOP GROUNDING PERSON for no reason! And besides, you've spent 6.3 billion dollars this week on shopping!
Red: So? We have 89 trillion dollars!
(Kevin picks up a water gun and shoots Red with it.)
Refridge: *gulp* (Walks outside) If you keep on being silly, I'll cut the power!
Red: If you do that, I'll ground you for 300 years!
(Refridge freezes a power line, and everything goes dark around the planet.[It was 2:00 am.])
Refridge: Whoops.




Prelude:
Red: Let's go shopping!
Refridge: ...
Red: Say something! Don't ignore me!
Refridge: ...
Red: You're grounded!
(She starts to push Refridge to the corner, but Refridge freezes her feet to the ground.)
Blue: (off-screen) Red! I've been telling you to STOP GROUNDING PERSON for no reason! And besides, you've spent 6.3 billion dollars this week on shopping!
Red: So? We have 89 trillion dollars!
(Kevin picks up a water gun and shoots Red with it.)
Refridge: *gulp* (Walks outside) If you keep on being silly, I'll cut the power!
Red: If you do that, I'll ground you for 300 years!
(Refridge freezes a power line, and everything goes dark around the planet.[It was 2:00 am.])
Refridge: Whoops.





I forgot to mention something! The ones on the antagonist's side are not silly. (At least, less silly.)
On 2025-06-25 at 22:37:26
Edit: Please, people, READ! The protagonist is NOT to be taken by forum members! She is a default character created by the writer!!!
Edit2: Also, tell me which side you choose! (Protagonist or antagonist or neutral.)
*ahem*
I've read the rules, and I think this should be legal.
WARNING: THE FOLLOWING FANFIC CONTAINS MANY INSTANCES OF SILLINESS, IS NOT MEANT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY, AND IS DESIGNED TO REPRESENT A WORLD THAT IS QUITE FAR FROM REALITY.
Note: The following fanfic is written as a Silly Adventure (You're not supposed to know what a Silly Adventure is.). A Silly Adventure usually contains ridiculously large amounts of monetary payments, consuming by mouth random objects in the world around,and also punching for no apparent reason which usually cause a world war or something like that.
According to the rules, violence is not allowed, so I'll exclude punching. (Just in case
)
Anyways...
You can submit as many characters as you want.
You must have a name and colour with your application.
You can choose to be more detailed.
That's it!
Characters List:
One more thing: each season will have a different goal. (like vacation, shopping, etc.)
That's it! (fr this time)
Edit2: Also, tell me which side you choose! (Protagonist or antagonist or neutral.)
*ahem*
I've read the rules, and I think this should be legal.
WARNING: THE FOLLOWING FANFIC CONTAINS MANY INSTANCES OF SILLINESS, IS NOT MEANT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY, AND IS DESIGNED TO REPRESENT A WORLD THAT IS QUITE FAR FROM REALITY.
Note: The following fanfic is written as a Silly Adventure (You're not supposed to know what a Silly Adventure is.). A Silly Adventure usually contains ridiculously large amounts of monetary payments, consuming by mouth random objects in the world around,
According to the rules, violence is not allowed, so I'll exclude punching. (Just in case

Anyways...
You can submit as many characters as you want.
You must have a name and colour with your application.
You can choose to be more detailed.
That's it!
Characters List:
Red(protagonist)
Blue(antagonist)
Refridge
Kevin
T
Marcelo
Nashatra
Jay
Blue(antagonist)
Refridge
Kevin
T
Marcelo
Nashatra
Jay
One more thing: each season will have a different goal. (like vacation, shopping, etc.)
That's it! (fr this time)
trouver l'intrus:)
2 truths and a lie (ON DAAA FORUM)
On 2025-06-08 at 20:56:00
Try this:
1. I like Pokemon
2. I like Sanrio
3. I like Sonic
1. I like Pokemon
2. I like Sanrio
3. I like Sonic
On 2025-05-23 at 23:32:15
OK I've got one:
1. In my opinion, breaststroke is the best stroke.
2. I once beat @WorldRecord in an online race.
3. My favorite pikmin type is yellow
: up: for 1
: ok: for WR
: down: for pikmin
I'll check on this in a few days and then reveal the answer.
I chose #2 because WR's record in Airship Fortress is about 1'19 but your record is about 1'49.
Not quite...

I got a bullet bill on Koopa Beach 2
#1, because your pfp does not show a breaststroke.
On 2025-05-20 at 00:49:31
OK I've got one:
1. In my opinion, breaststroke is the best stroke.
2. I once beat @WorldRecord in an online race.
3. My favorite pikmin type is yellow
: up: for 1
: ok: for WR
: down: for pikmin
I'll check on this in a few days and then reveal the answer.
I chose #2 because WR's record in Airship Fortress is about 1'19 but your record is about 1'49.
[SEASON 2 SIGNUPS] How to win a Race.
On 2025-06-23 at 20:18:21
Nommanic: Where's the phone?
Nommanic: *gets phone*
Nommanic: ... Wait ... what's veenyx's phone number?!
Nommanic: ... v = 22, e = 5, n = 14, y = 25, x = 24...
Nommanic: 225-514-2524!
*beep beep beep* *boop beep boop* *bebop beep boop*
Nommanic: Hey Jay! Just reminding you that I'll be back for season two...
And my name is not OCM! It's Nommanic Folloreht!
Nommanic: *gets phone*
Nommanic: ... Wait ... what's veenyx's phone number?!
Nommanic: ... v = 22, e = 5, n = 14, y = 25, x = 24...
Nommanic: 225-514-2524!
*beep beep beep* *boop beep boop* *bebop beep boop*
Nommanic: Hey Jay! Just reminding you that I'll be back for season two...
And my name is not OCM! It's Nommanic Folloreht!

On 2025-05-26 at 23:16:16
Episode 5: Grand Prix 1c
How to win a race episode 5 featuring...
1. Yoshi (Yoshi649)
2.August (NyanCat)
3. Iam/Max (KirbytripleDX_2014)
4.Joshy (JoshyEsploshi)
5.Coolmonkey (Coolmonkey)
6. Miku (Mikutown)
7. Zach (merry-okartzach)
8. Limey (ImJustLimey)
9. Marcelo (Marcelo64)
10. ossama bin ballin (Vince)
11. WorldRecord (WorldRecord)
12. Nommanic (OCM)
13. UK (UKisthebest)
14. Stella (SuperSwimmer)
15. Sebastian (Sebastian_Valdez4)
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
*back in the locker, the racers are having a 15 minute break until the next race*
Joshy: That was a crazy race!
mimi walks in
Mimi: You guys have 4 new team mates!
walks out
Nommanic: Hi i'm Nommanic..
UK: Yo, what's up i'm UK.
Stella: Hey, I'm Stella
Sebastian: Hi, Im sebastian.
Joshy, WorldRecord, August, and Yoshi in the back of the locker room talking
Joshy: How much new kids we gon' have in this bitch?
August: I hope not more...
WorldRecord: Which track are we gonna do today?
Yoshi: I think we're doing Cheep Cheep Lagoon.
Nommanic comes towards the group
*joshy whispering to yoshi* tell him to get his ass on somewhere bro
no you!
Nommanic: Hey guys! What y'all doin?
WorldRecord: Nothin, just having a conversation, wanna join?
Nommanic: Sure!
Joshy and Yoshi look at each other in disgust
*yoshi to joshy whispering* this is why dont like new bitches...
Joshy: Nah but that UK chill though.
UK walks over
UK: Yo what's good, y'all trying to make a plan for this race?
Joshy: Yeah, we have August and WorldRecord innit too.
mimi walks in
Mimi: You guys the race is starting in a minute you guys need to head out now.
*they all walk out*
Announcemnet: Welcome to the 3rd race of the Grand Prix yesterday was a real crazy race! Today we are gonna be racing at the Cheep Cheep Lagoon! Which includs a small little lake, hopefully they can hold their breath going through it...Anyways the race will be starting in 45 seconds! Racers get set up!
Max: Oof! I don't even know if I can hold my breath all the way through the lake...
Coolmonkey: Just use a bullet bill!
Pro Karter #1: Hey bitch, you really think you gon' win this race? Well that was all luck.
WorldRecord: Yeah but's thats different, I got a gang. I don't see yours :P
Joshy: If you want evidence we're right here!
UK: Here!
Yoshi: Here!
August: Here!
Pro Karter #1: Whatever...
Lakitu: Are you guys ready?
Pro Karters: YES!
None: READY!
Lakitu: THREE, TWO, ONE...GO!!!!
Announcement: And they're off already into the water!
Yoshi: Joshy, do you think we're gonna be friends?
Joshy: Friends, we already are friends!
Yoshi: Oh! smiles
UK: Uhm Joshy...the water
Joshy: I know, just hold your breath
August: *takes a drift into the water*
Announcement: Joshy, Yoshi, UK, WorldRecord, and August are zooming in first! And Pro Karter #1 is catching up with lucky 7!
Pro Karter #1 catching up: grrrrrrrr TAKE THIS!
Yoshi: JOSHY BEHIND YOU!
Joshy: Huh? *looks back* AHHHHHHHH!
crash!
Pro Karter #1: AND YOU. WORLD RECORD TRY TO EVADE THIS (which are green shell, star, leaf, shock, ghost, bomb)
WorldRecord: AH! *takes a sharp turn to evade the green shell*
they drive out the water
Pro Karter #1: NOW YOU'RE IN A WORLD OF HURT! *spams last 5 items*
WorldRecord: *dodges all but the shock*
Announcement: Oh no! Pro Karter has used a shock! Now his team is passing by Team None!
Lakitu: Lap 2!
Pro Karter #1: BYE BITCH!
August: I know i'm supposed to be a soft, kind girl but he made me MAD
she zooms past all the racers, going so fast she drives on the water.
*crowd goes wild*
August: C'mon guys!
Joshy, Yoshi, UK, WorldRecord catch
UK: You were saying?
Announcement: What a crazy comeback! Pro Karter #1 talking trash and got humbled by almost the whole team!
*ossama walks in being late*
Ossama: IM HERE! *hops in kart and smashes the gas a lap behind and immediently pulls a bullet bill and uses that to cut through the lake and makes in into lap 2 catching up to his team
Coolmonkey: Oh hey bro! I dont know how im in last but its the way it is.
Ossama: Sorry gotta go *uses his golden shroom and catches up to the middle pack meeting with Joshy*
Joshy: Ossama! Why were you late?
Ossama: I forgot about the Grand Prix and slept in. So who are we trying to strike?
Joshy: Toxic ass bitch in the front
Ossama: *Grabs a bomb and zooms past into 2nd* So you're the toxic one?
Pro Karter #1: Who the fuck are you?
Ossama: I mean I crashed into a tower and it blew up so I can BLOW YOU UP TOO!! *throws a bomb-omb-*
Announcement: Wow we have a late racer just come in like nothing happened and already carrying the team!
Lakitu: FINAL LAP!
Ossama, UK, WorldRecord, Joshy, Yoshi and August in the front pack
UK: Wow! You did an amazing play! Where'd you get all that accuracy from anyway?
Ossama: ...we won't talk about it. Anyway thanks!
Stella: *catching up*
Yoshi to joshy: (bubble noises) Yo we're almost done with the race?!
Joshy to yoshi: (bubble noises) WHAAT'D YOU SAY?!
*they exit the lake*
Joshy: I said are we almost done with the race?!
Yoshi: Well there's no one behind us so why don't we just slowly walk to the finish line and dance an inch away from it *laughs*
they exit and taunt at the finish line
Announcement: Wow! Yoshi and Joshy are taunting at the line, but that's not really against the rules so...
*they both cross the line*
Lakitu: END OF RACE!!!
Results:
1. Joshy
2.Yoshi
3.Ossama
4.UK
5.WorldRecord
6.August
7.Miku
8.Stella
9.Sebastian
10.Max
11. Coolmonkey
12.Zach
13.Limey
14.Marcelo
15.Nommanic
Announcement: Well, that's the end of this race! Stay tuned for the next race! That's the end of today's race folks!
Stay tuned for Episode 6: Grand Prix 1d
How to win a race episode 5 featuring...
1. Yoshi (Yoshi649)
2.August (NyanCat)
3. Iam/Max (KirbytripleDX_2014)
4.Joshy (JoshyEsploshi)
5.Coolmonkey (Coolmonkey)
6. Miku (Mikutown)
7. Zach (merry-okartzach)
8. Limey (ImJustLimey)
9. Marcelo (Marcelo64)
10. ossama bin ballin (Vince)
11. WorldRecord (WorldRecord)
12. Nommanic (OCM)
13. UK (UKisthebest)
14. Stella (SuperSwimmer)
15. Sebastian (Sebastian_Valdez4)
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
*back in the locker, the racers are having a 15 minute break until the next race*
Joshy: That was a crazy race!
mimi walks in
Mimi: You guys have 4 new team mates!
walks out
Nommanic: Hi i'm Nommanic..
UK: Yo, what's up i'm UK.
Stella: Hey, I'm Stella
Sebastian: Hi, Im sebastian.
Joshy, WorldRecord, August, and Yoshi in the back of the locker room talking
Joshy: How much new kids we gon' have in this bitch?
August: I hope not more...
WorldRecord: Which track are we gonna do today?
Yoshi: I think we're doing Cheep Cheep Lagoon.
Nommanic comes towards the group
*joshy whispering to yoshi* tell him to get his ass on somewhere bro
no you!
Nommanic: Hey guys! What y'all doin?
WorldRecord: Nothin, just having a conversation, wanna join?
Nommanic: Sure!
Joshy and Yoshi look at each other in disgust
*yoshi to joshy whispering* this is why dont like new bitches...
Joshy: Nah but that UK chill though.
UK walks over
UK: Yo what's good, y'all trying to make a plan for this race?
Joshy: Yeah, we have August and WorldRecord innit too.
mimi walks in
Mimi: You guys the race is starting in a minute you guys need to head out now.
*they all walk out*
Announcemnet: Welcome to the 3rd race of the Grand Prix yesterday was a real crazy race! Today we are gonna be racing at the Cheep Cheep Lagoon! Which includs a small little lake, hopefully they can hold their breath going through it...Anyways the race will be starting in 45 seconds! Racers get set up!
Max: Oof! I don't even know if I can hold my breath all the way through the lake...
Coolmonkey: Just use a bullet bill!
Pro Karter #1: Hey bitch, you really think you gon' win this race? Well that was all luck.
WorldRecord: Yeah but's thats different, I got a gang. I don't see yours :P
Joshy: If you want evidence we're right here!
UK: Here!
Yoshi: Here!
August: Here!
Pro Karter #1: Whatever...
Lakitu: Are you guys ready?
Pro Karters: YES!
None: READY!
Lakitu: THREE, TWO, ONE...GO!!!!
Announcement: And they're off already into the water!
Yoshi: Joshy, do you think we're gonna be friends?
Joshy: Friends, we already are friends!
Yoshi: Oh! smiles
UK: Uhm Joshy...the water
Joshy: I know, just hold your breath
August: *takes a drift into the water*
Announcement: Joshy, Yoshi, UK, WorldRecord, and August are zooming in first! And Pro Karter #1 is catching up with lucky 7!
Pro Karter #1 catching up: grrrrrrrr TAKE THIS!
Yoshi: JOSHY BEHIND YOU!
Joshy: Huh? *looks back* AHHHHHHHH!
crash!
Pro Karter #1: AND YOU. WORLD RECORD TRY TO EVADE THIS (which are green shell, star, leaf, shock, ghost, bomb)
WorldRecord: AH! *takes a sharp turn to evade the green shell*
they drive out the water
Pro Karter #1: NOW YOU'RE IN A WORLD OF HURT! *spams last 5 items*
WorldRecord: *dodges all but the shock*
Announcement: Oh no! Pro Karter has used a shock! Now his team is passing by Team None!
Lakitu: Lap 2!
Pro Karter #1: BYE BITCH!
August: I know i'm supposed to be a soft, kind girl but he made me MAD
she zooms past all the racers, going so fast she drives on the water.
*crowd goes wild*
August: C'mon guys!
Joshy, Yoshi, UK, WorldRecord catch
UK: You were saying?
Announcement: What a crazy comeback! Pro Karter #1 talking trash and got humbled by almost the whole team!
*ossama walks in being late*
Ossama: IM HERE! *hops in kart and smashes the gas a lap behind and immediently pulls a bullet bill and uses that to cut through the lake and makes in into lap 2 catching up to his team
Coolmonkey: Oh hey bro! I dont know how im in last but its the way it is.
Ossama: Sorry gotta go *uses his golden shroom and catches up to the middle pack meeting with Joshy*
Joshy: Ossama! Why were you late?
Ossama: I forgot about the Grand Prix and slept in. So who are we trying to strike?
Joshy: Toxic ass bitch in the front
Ossama: *Grabs a bomb and zooms past into 2nd* So you're the toxic one?
Pro Karter #1: Who the fuck are you?
Ossama: I mean I crashed into a tower and it blew up so I can BLOW YOU UP TOO!! *throws a bomb-omb-*
Announcement: Wow we have a late racer just come in like nothing happened and already carrying the team!
Lakitu: FINAL LAP!
Ossama, UK, WorldRecord, Joshy, Yoshi and August in the front pack
UK: Wow! You did an amazing play! Where'd you get all that accuracy from anyway?
Ossama: ...we won't talk about it. Anyway thanks!
Stella: *catching up*
Yoshi to joshy: (bubble noises) Yo we're almost done with the race?!
Joshy to yoshi: (bubble noises) WHAAT'D YOU SAY?!
*they exit the lake*
Joshy: I said are we almost done with the race?!
Yoshi: Well there's no one behind us so why don't we just slowly walk to the finish line and dance an inch away from it *laughs*
they exit and taunt at the finish line
Announcement: Wow! Yoshi and Joshy are taunting at the line, but that's not really against the rules so...
*they both cross the line*
Lakitu: END OF RACE!!!
Results:
1. Joshy
2.Yoshi
3.Ossama
4.UK
5.WorldRecord
6.August
7.Miku
8.Stella
9.Sebastian
10.Max
11. Coolmonkey
12.Zach
13.Limey
14.Marcelo
15.Nommanic
Announcement: Well, that's the end of this race! Stay tuned for the next race! That's the end of today's race folks!
Stay tuned for Episode 6: Grand Prix 1d
Ok. Next time, if Joshy or Yoshi talks to me, I'll just ignore them completely, and if there's no one else to talk to, I'll give some cryptic responses.

I know I wasn't supposed to hear that, but maybe I can perceive other peoples' intentions (if that's allowed) in stressful situations. (Like being in last place in the last lap. I'll try harder to win the race if that happens.)
On 2025-05-25 at 20:01:36
Name: Nommanic Folloreht.
Colour: Cyan
Colour: Cyan
